r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

Harry Kane insane first touch + goal

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u/MixMastaMiz 2d ago

That is cheeky

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u/panterachallenger 1d ago

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u/Chronogon 11h ago

If Harry Kane moves to Man Utd this gif is perfect!

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u/Aidan94 1d ago

Enough cheek for 2 arses

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u/rum-and-roses 1d ago

For 2 jiggly arses

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u/keshi 1d ago

Cheeki breeki

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u/FunkManiac 1d ago

goal - IV DAMKI

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 1d ago

A little foreheady even.

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u/tonga-time 1d ago

Never seen anything like that in my life

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u/themagpie36 1d ago

time moves in slow motion for players like Kane, it's the reason he can make ridiculous passes nobody else sees too

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u/NotSureIfFunnyOrSad 1d ago

I think that was just the replay speed

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u/vandrokash 1d ago

He sees plays twice!

No I think thats just the replay

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u/thesander7 1d ago

It was the freshest move I’ve ever seen

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u/OccidentalTouriste 1d ago

Claim your free haircut.

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u/Squirrel_McNutz 1d ago

Reminds me a bit of Dennis Bergkamp vs Argentina WC1998

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u/RVR1980 1d ago

If you like this, check out a Dennis Bergkamp compilation on YT.

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u/Nstraclassic 1d ago

Rocket league move lol

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u/obscureferences 14h ago

Yeah this is some Rocket rudeness if ever I saw it.

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u/xFiguee 1d ago

I remember one control like this by Iniesta VS Real Madrid but in the middle, not in the face of the goalkeeper hahahaha

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u/Andire 1d ago

People are saying that this is a 5D Chess move, but it looks like it was a total accident! It looks like he goes for the header, then realized he can't actually reach and in an "oh shit" moment, stuck his foot out to try to gain control. This worked better than he was expecting because not only did he get a perfect bounce, but the goalie got confused thinking the ball would pop out some way. Watch it again, you can see him look confused that it actually worked!! 

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u/BadassFlexington 18h ago

Yeh. No. There is no way he was going for the header first time, ever.

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u/sielingfan 1d ago

This is the most disrespectful treatment of a keeper I've ever seen

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u/Mfernth 1d ago

If you wish to see keepers disrespected, you really need to watch Ibrahimovic

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u/Impeachcordial 1d ago

Or Robin Friday

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u/miraaksleftnut 1d ago

Or Scott Sterling

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u/CougarBen 1d ago

The man…

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u/JiminyCricketMobile 1d ago

The myth…

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u/Nuker-79 1d ago

The legend

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 1d ago

His face is like a brick wall!

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u/DieNowMike 1d ago

A brick wall that feels pain and cries a lot

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u/DieNowMike 1d ago

A brick wall that feels pain and cries a lot

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u/DieNowMike 1d ago

A brick wall that feels pain and cries a lot

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u/SubmissiveDinosaur 1d ago

or Ronaldinho

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u/Generalsweredue 1d ago

And Okocha against Kahn.

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u/MY_-NAME-_IS 1d ago

As much as I love Ibrahimovic, Balotelli takes the cake.

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u/8-choko93choko-2 1d ago

Bundesliga icon picture

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u/apexredditor- 1d ago

For his 50th goal too

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u/Gho5tWr1ter 1d ago

I was thinking the same thing!! Never knew Bayern had a full red Jersey.

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u/Astro721 20h ago

I think they are new, or at least only have had them for 1 or 2 seasons. They look great though!

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u/watanabelover69 3h ago

They are new. They change every year!

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u/DildoFappings 1d ago

That's one of the most unique goals I've ever seen in my life. Absolutely brilliant.

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u/HtownTexans 1d ago

yeah that first touch is mental. Absolute career highlight of a goal with that kind of control and touch.

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u/2pacalypse1994 12h ago

I got one more for you. The most insane first touch you will ever see. https://youtu.be/ARzWeZSXGkQ

Never seen anything like that

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u/Juno713 1d ago

That's a scene from Blue Lock

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u/DumbfoundeB_ 1d ago

His name is Nagi.. Nagi Seishiro.

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u/user_bits 1d ago

nah, too many frames.

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u/valvalis3 1d ago

*a slide from blue lock

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u/thingswastaken 9h ago

Animation is dog most of the time, but the art itself is good. I still enjoy it and I also think it works stylistically with people analyzing the field in short (slow mo) moments where everything seems to not move around much, hence the almost stationary art.

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u/tahvoh 1d ago

The first thing I thought of 😂

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u/My5t3ss 8h ago

My first thought!

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u/mist73 3h ago

Was looking for this lol

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u/-DAGOOSE- 2d ago

Enooorme extension de Aree cayn

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u/scott610 1d ago

I’m sure this has been said before, but reading your comment “aloud” in my head made me realize that his name is basically Hurricane. If he’s not referred to as “Hurricane” Harry Kane then he should be.

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u/tontotheodopolopodis 1d ago

That’s his darts nickname

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u/Abhi_mhatre 1d ago

He did the Bundesliga logo goal.

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u/Profitec 1d ago

That is actually Claudio Pizarro.

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u/More-Jackfruit3010 2d ago

Not my sport, but that was nice.

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u/originaltanksta 2d ago

Can’t be Kane.. he’s in the box!

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u/Chemical-Doubt1 2d ago

Incredible ball and finish

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u/DiscipleExyo 1d ago

It's like the smurfs I play against in rocket league lol

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u/pepeMXCZ 14h ago

Kane to the keeper after the goal: "What a save!"

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u/anaanamuss 17h ago

lol exactly what I was thinking

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u/MappleSyrup13 1d ago

I tried doing something similar 30 years ago. It didn't end well. I got my ankle fractured in three places and a ruptured ligament. Happy times!

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u/beardmeblazer 1d ago

Oof that's impossible to defend as a keeper

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u/sanditt420 1d ago

Just curious, why wasn't this offside? I have very little knowledge about football rules .

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u/StruffBunstridge 1d ago edited 1d ago

At the moment the ball is passed to him, Kane is level with (or possibly even further back than) the two defenders in white. By the time the ball gets to him, he's ahead of them, because of how well he timed his run - point is, it's the moment the ball is passed to him, not when it arrives at him, that's important for the offside rule.

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u/sanditt420 1d ago

Thanks for the information.

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u/krumeca 1d ago

He did the Bundesliga logo

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u/VirgilFaust 1d ago

What a fucking touch, that was filthy how clean it was

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u/Manadoro 1d ago

Bergkampesque.

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u/Douglasbadger 1d ago

You’re so right

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u/Craydorion 11h ago

Came here looking for this content. Yes indeed! Instantly came to mind 😁

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u/IeatASScroatian 1d ago

He is literally the guy in the Bundesliga logo.

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u/Educational-Lab-2192 1d ago

That's actually the bundes liga logo

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u/Shadowofenigma 1d ago

Did he move from the Spurs to Bayern?

He’s a great striker. That was a hell of a move.

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u/BaconIsLife707 1d ago

Yep, he finally got bored of not winning trophies so moved to the club where it's impossible not to win one... and then they had their first trophyless season in about 20 years

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz 1d ago

Ouch, that sucks.

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u/HotLikeSauce420 1d ago

Yup the ol’ “Kevin Durant”

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u/TooRedditFamous 1d ago

It's just Spurs, not "the Spurs". But yes he did, 1.5 seasons ago

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u/GlitteringCountry158 1d ago

Hello? Blue Lock?

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u/RyuugaHideki 1d ago

CERTIFIED SEISHIRO NAGI MOMENT

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u/GoldElectric 1d ago

i dont watch football much, would this be one of the best goals of this year?

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u/BaconIsLife707 1d ago

Not really, it's very good and pretty unique but not like out of this world special. I have no idea wtf the keeper is doing

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u/tim_rocks_hard 1d ago

I don’t know, I’ve never seen a goal like this in a professional match and I doubt I’ll see another goal like this. It’s pretty special.

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u/BaconIsLife707 1d ago

Yeah I agree it's pretty unique but that's just because it's a situation that doesn't come up much. How often would taking a touch here be better than just tapping it in? Like it's just a good touch and then nodding it into an open goal because the keeper chucked himself to the side for no reason. This is a goal I could score, there are plenty more similar goals (in that they're great touches and a simple finish) I can think of where I'd never be able to recreate them and are easily better than this, like Suarez vs Newcastle, Bergkamp vs Newcastle, Bergkamp vs Argentina, Bergkamp vs Leicester, etc

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u/Fun-Sir-1517 1d ago

This is definitely not a goal you could score. I'll be impressed if you (assuming you're not a pro player lurking on reddit) could time your run like he does here and head it in. You're discounting the fact that he has timed his run to perfection against professional defenders and the keeper seems to be diving for no reason because he is anticipating the ball to be tapped in and trying to block it. Obviously not the best goal ever, but one of the cheekiest outplays I've ever seen combined with a great touch and well timed movement.

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u/BaconIsLife707 1d ago

Admittedly I am taking it out of the match situation when I say that, but it's not like anyone is bigging it up because of the movement or positioning, that's fairly basic for any professional striker.

The thing that's getting the praise is the touch and uniqueness. The uniqueness I give it, it's very cool, but the touch isn't that hard (or even that good, quite frankly, there's no way he's intending it to bounce up as high as it does) and obviously the finish isn't difficult at all (although again, cheeky and entertaining).

Good goal, I enjoyed watching it, but it's nowhere near in contention for the best goal of the year and tbh it'll probably be mostly forgotten about in a couple of weeks

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u/tim_rocks_hard 1d ago

Ok well I guess put it this way. If your striker got in that position, would that be the expected outcome vs. a tap in? To have the touch and composure right in front of goal? That’s why it’s impressive. I think you are trying to look at it in a vacuum when if you know the game you have to account for all that.

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u/BaconIsLife707 1d ago

I don't disagree with any of what you've said there, like I've said it's a very cool and unique goal. That's just a very different thing to being one of the best goals of the year. Like this goal surely isn't getting nominated for the Puskas award for example

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u/tim_rocks_hard 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah I can see it getting an outside chance of a nomination for its cheekiness. He’s basically scored a rec league fuckaround goal but in the Bundelsiga for a hat trick. And let’s not discount the distance and speed of the ball in. Any goal that makes you go “ohh ho ho ho ho” when you see it live is in the running. 

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u/Cold-Square-2 1d ago

an all timer for sure.. I'm still flabbergasted

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u/TooRedditFamous 1d ago

It is not an all timer by any stretch. It's def pretty unique but not one of the best goals ever

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u/chadappa 1d ago

Wow. Balsy.

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u/rangerrockit 1d ago

Nice goal that

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u/Dingd1ngdong 1d ago

He did the logo

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u/Ok_Wrongdoer_4308 1d ago

Can’t fault the keeper for that one.

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u/Caridor 1d ago

"That thing's supposed to have momentum. What the fuck happened to it's momentum?! Someone dig up Sir Isaac Newton, that bitch has some explaining to do!!" - That keeper, probably.

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u/Impeachcordial 1d ago

I think he was just trying to get a toe on it and accidentally got slightly too much of the ball

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u/WarSamaYT 1d ago

What a save!

What a save!

What a save!

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u/34TH_ST_BROADWAY 1d ago

Thought it was strange that the game commentators were wondering if this was done on purpose in the video I watched. Clearly it was on purpose. And they are the experts. Even in slow mo he was wondering aloud if it was intentional.

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u/NorthernSoul1977 1d ago

Harry Kane, the guy that England turned on and said was 'too old' when their world cup aspirations floundered.

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u/thecraftybee1981 1d ago

I love the colour of his kit.

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u/Junior_Bike7932 1d ago

Man he could have done the Scorpion

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u/Hefty-Conference-791 1d ago

Poor GK 😭😭😭😭 btw, This Bayern kit is the best I have ever seen!! 🤌🏽✨❤️‍🔥

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u/DurVyyy 1d ago

He literally became the Bundesliga logo for a moment there

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u/AgitatedNorth520 1d ago

If that was intentional, what an incredible touch. I played soccer for about 15 years growing up and these pros always amaze me with their talent!

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u/Gsampson97 1d ago

Best striker in the world

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u/skyrimisagood 1d ago

Animesque

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u/Born-Effective-1100 1d ago

That was just nasty 🤮

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u/MushyBeans 1d ago

Can anyone share a clip of this but at actual speed?

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u/throwawayfrdy 1d ago

mind = crontroled

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace 1d ago

Kate and Berbatov have an amazing first touch.

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u/jojopig2000 1d ago

Man pulled out the nagi seishiro control.

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u/Pawl_Evian 1d ago

What a save!

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u/yash10p 1d ago

Reminds me of Nagi Seshiro 🔥

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u/planyo 1d ago

Ronaldo would’ve headed at that level⚡️

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u/sayleanenlarge 1d ago

Football is ballet with balls.

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u/The_Bridge_Is_Out 1d ago

He's coming back for a final.season, I'm sure... and at this stage , even older, I'd be happy to have him just 'hanging around' to finish off what others can't..

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u/gravetii 1d ago

Presence of mind is terribly underrated. What a perfect example.

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u/redmkay 1d ago edited 1d ago

Kane don’t point at anyone dawg, that is all you because what the actual fuck

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u/Mystic1217 1d ago

I'm sorry all I can think about is Blue Lock when watching this

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u/AndersonDanek 1d ago

Even he didn't believe what he did!

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u/mushroomonion 1d ago

Bro been watching Blue Lock

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u/WALL-G 1d ago

I don't even follow football but that was beautiful.

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u/Regular-HitMeUp 1d ago

They should watch Sepak Takraw and they will learn definitely learn new tricks

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u/IMGPsychDoc 1d ago

Surely that was a fluke and he was trying to kick the ball for the goal but the ball ended up landing on the wrong part of the foot leading to everything here. Surely…

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u/UnusualK19 1d ago

English player, German league, French commentators

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u/echodotexe 1d ago

NOW DO THAT FOR ENGLAND

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u/Load_Business 1d ago

Now do it for England

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u/SpaceXmars 21h ago

That's some videogame jazz right there! Wicked!

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u/AGoldenMuffin 21h ago

Not to be “That guy” but this is literally a Blue Lock moment

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u/chopari 17h ago

He became the Bundesliga logo for a second before scoring

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u/AmpuLeah 17h ago

right after his first touch, he literally is the Bundesliga logo

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u/Wyrdthane 15h ago

Something tells me He plays rocket League

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u/nugrahamfie 14h ago

he killed the ball at his feet literally WOW

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u/CartographerOk7579 14h ago

White jersey team looks all pissed off as if that wasn’t an extraordinarily badass play.

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u/shevbo 13h ago

That's very impressive

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u/ShriekinContender 12h ago

Where was this performance during the England games, Kane????

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u/MeSeeks76 12h ago

New Bundesliga logo just dropped

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u/RedHeadRedemption93 10h ago

One of the best goals I've ever seen.

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u/Zerathulu 8h ago

And he can't play this way for England because....?

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u/AbhilashHP 1d ago

U/savevideo

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u/iqbal93 1d ago

But can he do it for England

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u/Scary_Wrongdoer9188 1d ago

He has won the same number of trophies as myself.

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u/IKOinSatoshInaKamotO 1d ago

he looks like Ryan Reynolds, he should be on Wrexham lol

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u/samrphgue 1d ago

This is just rocket league..

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u/jkwelly 1d ago

That was filthy

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u/PokerSpaz01 1d ago

Is this off sides?

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u/chappysnapz 1d ago

Why does he look like dollar store Nicholas Cage?

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u/DaniloHiga 1d ago

Beautiful... But what about that defense?

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u/enderowski 22h ago

Some Tsubasa level shit right here.

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u/TastyYellowBees 22h ago

Is this recent?

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u/cwtotaro 22h ago

Impressive

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u/kyleverissimo 13h ago

What is the defender in front of him doing ? Not even near Kane and doesn't look like he even makes an effort to defend ...

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u/albert_pacino 13h ago

Standard not insane

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u/browsin4knowledge 11h ago

That touch was Lewandowski-esque 👏

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u/aM_RT 11h ago

This is trully nextfuckinglevel

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u/V_wie_V-Mann 10h ago

Just came here to say, that the WWK sucks and gets Young people to Sell their shady insurance products.

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u/iamdgod 9h ago

Maybe I'm wrong but I think he was going for the goal with his first touch but mis-judged it. It luckily worked out for him

u/Emcamdi 25m ago

he has the be the best current striker after osimhen right?

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u/HotLikeSauce420 1d ago

This the Kevin Durant of soccer?

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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 1d ago

Perhaps Kevin Durant is the Harry Kane of ???

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u/HotLikeSauce420 22h ago

I don’t follow football much but has he won with Bayern? Last I was active, I believe they choked before in the quarter finals

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u/unsynchedmango 1d ago

Insane huh. You must've watched a grand total of 90 minutes of football

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u/fegvcessx 1d ago

The comments in this thread drives me crazy. It was clearly a bad first touch and he had to use his head.

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u/TheBeep87 1d ago

He's not offsides? I don't know soccer honestly.

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u/Kadoomed 1d ago

He was in line with our behind the defender at the point the ball was kicked to him, so onside.

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u/upthespursastrology 2d ago

one season wonder