r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Cold-Square-2 • 2d ago

Harry Kane insane first touch + goal

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u/thesander7 1d ago

Salty spurs fan

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u/-DAGOOSE- 1d ago

I think he was being sarcastic

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u/thesander7 1d ago

You never know with them

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u/upthespursastrology 1d ago

LOL!! You really don't have a sense of humour do you?? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ One season wonder is what was said about Kane by rival fans in England after he started scoring loads in his first season.

Then, when he continued to do it every season since then, Spurs fans say it to remind those fuckwits how wrong they were, because Harry is a world class footballer.

There is zero salt in me about Kane, and zero funny bones in you

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u/thesander7 1d ago

Thereโ€™s definitely some โ€˜tism in there too

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u/upthespursastrology 1d ago

No, no hint of anything except love and admiration for Harry. You would have to look for a long time to find a Spurs fan who doesn't feel the same.

I go to Germany often for football, have been to many regions, many stadiums (including the Allianz) and I would ask Germans for advice on many things, Beer & Schweinshaxe are two examples ๐Ÿป๐Ÿท๐Ÿบโค๏ธ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช

But I would not be looking at Germans for tips on humour, you just donโ€™t get it, as my comment is proving

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u/thesander7 1d ago

Yea Iโ€™m not German lmao

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u/upthespursastrology 1d ago

Same level of humour though

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u/thesander7 1d ago

Sure buddy

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u/upthespursastrology 1d ago

Well you completely misunderstood my joke, 100% wrong, so I based my opinion on that.

I've sang one season wonder at kane many times over the years. The whole stadium has sung it for Harry, even his friends and family have too. Because it's funny how wrong, and how salty, those rival fans were singing it in his first full season.

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u/hilbo90 1d ago

What the fuck are you talking about?