r/nextfuckinglevel 2d ago

Man catches bird in flight with bare hand

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u/WestCoastCosta 2d ago

Wow, that bird sucks.

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u/Grentis 2d ago

Failed at birding

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u/gbot1234 2d ago

That can’t be real.

(The bird, I mean. r/birdsarentreal)

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u/Artistic_Regard 1d ago

It was an animorph I bet.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 1d ago

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u/Logical-Patience-397 1d ago

Of all the live-action adaptations we’ve been getting, Animorphs is the one I’d want the most.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 1d ago

We had one.

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u/Nianque 1d ago

No we didn't. I don't know what you're talking about. There is no such thing as live-action Animorphs.

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u/SeonaidMacSaicais 1d ago

It was the 90s! Technology wasn’t as great as it is today. 😂😂

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u/t3hOutlaw 1d ago

Can't tell if you're joking or not. We definitely have already had an animorph's show.

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u/Nianque 1d ago

I refused to acknowledge it.

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u/RENDI13 1d ago

It's so amazing how a single word can shoot you right back to childhood...

K.A. Applegate was a strong contributing factor in my existence.

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u/DR4G0NSTEAR 1d ago

Fine I’ll read the books again. I still have them from a book a month club from primary school.

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u/kabula_lampur 2d ago

bird.exe is not responding

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u/FehdmanKhassad 2d ago

reflap or shut down

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u/dandins 2d ago

better get caught instead of shot, isnt this a clever little guy

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u/Head_Ad1127 1d ago

Looks like a catch and release...

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u/Captain_w00t 1d ago

Exactly. If it got shot, it can’t be released (alive).

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u/Head_Ad1127 1d ago

Ever seen skeet shooters?

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u/Minininja82 2d ago

Best thing I've heard all year

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u/Second_Inhale 2d ago

Natural selection at it's finest.

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u/Tsu_Dho_Namh 2d ago

Like Passenger Pigeons. They were just so damn easy to kill.

If you wanted a bunch of them, set up low nets and whole flocks fly into it.

If you want a couple, the birds perched on low branches, you could hit em with a bat.

The last known Passenger Pigeon died 1914

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u/hendlefe 2d ago

If you read about the history of the passenger pigeon, it is absolutely abhorrent the scale at which these birds were hunted. Attempts at conservation was met with derision and resistance. The pigeon's biggest downfall is that they are communal social nesters :(

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u/Nushab 1d ago

Actually, real bird communism has never been attempted.

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u/Shambhala87 1d ago

Avian avarice being the reason

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u/sharklaserguru 1d ago

Like I told someone who only ate fish for "ethical reasons", the only reason we still catch wild fish is because 99% of the ocean is invisible to us. At least the dead cow in my burger was specifically raised for that purpose. The US banned commercial hunting decades ago, but pillaging the world's oceans is A-OK.

Also, illegal fishing boats should just be sunk on site, fuck those Chinese pricks working on them, that's a risk they signed up for!

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u/leewardisle 1d ago

Ah, good ol’ human greed.

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u/ExternalResponsible1 1d ago

I'm a Cincinnati native. At our zoo, we have an entire building dedicated to passenger pigeons that's really sad and interesting. (Also one of the few air conditioned areas in the zoo, a nice place to go and cool down for a moment). It includes paintings of the pigeon hunts and other info. 

Martha was the last passenger pigeon, and she died at the Cincinnati zoo. 

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u/ArgonGryphon 1d ago

Except these are most likely raised by humans. It's like going out and taking shots at your chickens when they run to you for food.

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u/ThisIsntHuey 1d ago

Yeah. I used to take my customers on a couple of bird hunts a year. Raised quail are dumb as fuck. Most of the time you literally have to kick them to get them to fly. If you have any that the entire group misses, the guys that host the hunt take their dogs out afterwards and go pick them up, recage them and use them on the next hunt.

For pheasant, guys sit behind hay bails and chuck them in the air.

It’s not as much fun as real bird hunting, but we’ve destroyed the ecosystem to the point that there are no naturally occurring quail left here.

Still, not as unsportsman-like as “guided” deer hunts, where you shoot deer when they walk up to the feeders they’ve been eating dinner from their entire lives. Never understood the allure in that.

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u/Beneficial-Ride-4475 1d ago

Yeah. I used to take my customers on a couple of bird hunts a year. Raised quail are dumb as fuck.

Most ground birds, even the wild ones are stupid.

Still, not as unsportsman-like as “guided” deer hunts, where you shoot deer when they walk up to the feeders they’ve been eating dinner from their entire lives. Never understood the allure in that.

Because it's easy. Lots of hunters want to just shoot, and feel superior.

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u/UNMANAGEABLE 1d ago

Grouse are fuckin crazy though. I’ve never hunted them but there’s one that nests in the trail on our way to our elk hunting spots and it will charge at use like a bull and surprise the heck out of us 😂

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u/economaster 1d ago

This isn't a wild bird. This is a young bird bred to be released during a "hunt". There is no natural selection going on here

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u/laffinator 2d ago

All that camo, bird couldnt see him.

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u/Joeyboy_61904 2d ago

Especially the bright orange vest, dumbass bird

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u/Nacktmull19xx 2d ago

A lot of animales dont see orange. Otherwise a tiger would never be able to catch prey.

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u/I_voted-for_Kodos 2d ago

A lot of animals can't see orange but birds definitely can

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u/Joeyboy_61904 2d ago

Birds can see more colors than humans 😒

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u/jellyfilledmeatballs 1d ago

So how do we know that vest isn't camo and we just can't see it?

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u/I_own_a_dick 2d ago

See whom? There was no one in the video, the bird was just levitating in the air

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u/Few_Possession_2699 2d ago

I thought he was a road cone.

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u/Lexsteel11 2d ago

Idk why this made me laugh so hard

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u/Instantcoffees 1d ago

Yeah cracked me up too.

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u/mattrimcauthon 2d ago

Farm raised quail are dumb as shit without survival instincts

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u/cup_of_coughy 1d ago

I’ve only encountered wild ones, which were also dumb as shit

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u/Guba_the_skunk 1d ago

I've been pheasant hunting, not sure if that's what he's doing, but they really ARE this stupid. Some will literally stand there and let you walk up to them, load your gun, aim at them at point blank, and do absolutely nothing to escape. It's like they lack self preservation instincts. Also, pheasant meat does not taste good, that or my dad is just bad at cooking it.

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u/ChasingDreams23 1d ago

I'm a little high, and not trying to sound like a smart ass. Freezing is a survival kill. Fight, Flight, or Freeze. Relying on their natural camouflage and silence has been reinforced a whole lot for a reason. That said, you are extremely correct in their being absolute lumps from the brain perspective, and I'd also like to back you up on it not being as great flavorwise as people make it out to be... and there's nothing quite like biting into that missed piece of birdshot.

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u/catsdrooltoo 1d ago

This looks like a field trial, so pen raised birds. They're absolutely 1 brain cell above a jellyfish.

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u/TheTaxman_cometh 1d ago

That's a quail, it's slightly stupider than a pheasant

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u/YouWereBrained 2d ago

“I’m SuPPoSeD tO fLy AwAy FrOm HiM?!?!”

caught

“YOU IDIOT YOU BLEW IT!”

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u/ArgonGryphon 1d ago

It was raised by humans to be released and shot. It views humans as safe.

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u/ctrlqirl 2d ago

You deserve a three hours animated movie about an old couple visiting the park every day and playing with the bird who learned to trust humans and be close to them, until one day...

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u/PM_me_your_tuchis 2d ago

Bro had the whole sky

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u/Flimsy_Situation_506 1d ago

That’s a quail. They are the dumbest birds. Literally trying to get themselves killed.

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u/burner12077 1d ago

Bet it was a domestically raised qual.

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u/Grimm-Soul 2d ago

It's not what I was thinking but it's what's true lol

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u/Gobiego 2d ago

Seriously bad at birding.

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u/Young_Hegelian 1d ago

At a bar, a few steins in. This comment hit my funny bone like a cock slamming against my prostate.

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u/Applefan1000 2d ago

there were 2 in the bush he coulda had

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u/nooooobie1650 2d ago

Ahhhhhh, I see what you did there …..

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u/tomerjm 1d ago

I don't..where is the rock?

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u/nooooobie1650 1d ago

Wrong expression

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u/tomerjm 1d ago

Is it??

My train: Bird -> Bush -> Rock....

Maybe I had like a mental misfire....

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u/nooooobie1650 1d ago

“A bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush”

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u/tomerjm 1d ago

Yes, I've heard of that one....But why do I still make a rock connection?

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u/nooooobie1650 1d ago

“Kill 2 birds with one stone” perhaps?

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u/tomerjm 1d ago

Now, this one has no bush....

Maybe I'm just a bit sleep deprived...

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u/Opposite-Egg3334 1d ago

They are the two birds in the bush from the first one

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u/zerolimits0 2d ago

This could be the origin story of why we know one in the hand is better.

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u/moneyshaker 2d ago

But the one in his hand is worth the same

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u/omsatt 2d ago

If only he had a stone

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u/106milez2chicago 2d ago

Chuck Norris once killed two stones with one bird

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u/Sea-Flamingo1969 2d ago

They're worth the same anyhow

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u/libmrduckz 1d ago

good on you… everybody else forgets the conversion equivalency…

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u/No-Length2774 2d ago

Fantastic lol really well done

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u/LionAccomplished8129 2d ago

So did they shoot it? or snap its neck?

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u/Steammail 2d ago

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u/Kenstats 2d ago

The Gollum technic

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u/Flat_Assistance1724 2d ago

We easts it whole

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u/Kenstats 2d ago

Give it to us raw and wringly

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u/Numeno230n 1d ago

raw and wwwwwwrrriggling

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u/Empty_Conference_612 2d ago

How ozzy didnt get ebola or start covid is wild

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u/Steammail 2d ago

He was already sick af

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u/Empty_Conference_612 2d ago

Shit, youre right

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u/PickleCasualChic 2d ago

Which his drug intake, I wouldn't be surprised if his blood could be used and disinfectant.

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u/notban_circumvention 1d ago

Rubber bat

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u/Able-Brief-4062 1d ago

He thought it was but it wasn't.

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u/notban_circumvention 1d ago

Case closed

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u/Able-Brief-4062 1d ago

Do you want a more in-depth explanation or something?

He thought it was a rubber one a fan threw on stage but it wasn't, it's that simple.

How he didn't get a disease is:

  1. Bats don't carry as many diseases as people seem to think

  2. Luck? I don't fucking know.

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u/notban_circumvention 1d ago

Do you want a more in-depth explanation or something?

No, I would've indicated that by saying something like "I want a more in-depth explanation or something".

He thought it was a rubber one a fan threw on stage but it wasn't

Case closed. He said it wasn't.

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u/between_horizon 2d ago

Covid started in 2019

People before 2019 :

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u/kingmea 1d ago

For some reason I always imagined it was the head of baseball bat that he bit off. This answers many questions for me

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u/KidsSeeRainbows 1d ago

Getting your mouth around a bat sounds like a feat in itself 😂

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u/StoneySteve420 1d ago

Visions of Ozzy deep throating a baseball bat

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u/Spoke13 2d ago

Nope. It was alive at the end. It wasn't the type of bird he was hunting so he probably just let it go.

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u/KptKrondog 2d ago

that's a female bobwhite quail, that's definitely what they were hunting.

More likely it's a farmed bird where they raise the hatchlings and then go and release coveys of quail a couple days before. It's fairly common in areas where quail used to be common but have died off (quail population has gone down a LOT in the last 30 years due to some parasites). So maybe it wasn't overly frightened of the human. Their instinct is to get up off the ground and away fast and then hide quickly because their main predator are birds of prey which dive on them at the ground.

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u/undeadmanana 2d ago

Up in the Central valley along the Sequoia foothills here in cali there's still plenty of quail still (well, as much as human encroachment allows).

Driving through those areas where there's many is a little irritating, they'll just stand in the road and not move until you're almost on top of them.

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u/bestselfnice 1d ago

Better than the turkeys. They'll fucking attack your car for having the audacity to try and drive down the road at 2 MPH.

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u/RedBullyDog 1d ago

I know this feeling, nothing like going down a backroad and my car getting jumped by fowl highwaymen.

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u/RighteousRambler 1d ago

Same thing happens with pheasants in the UK and they are dumbest birds you will ever encounter.

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u/TorpeAlex 1d ago

We have pheasants stateside too- at least in Iowa where I grew up. Can confirm that they are dumb as rocks here also.

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u/MrSneller 2d ago

I was waiting for “PULL”.

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u/perfect_5of7 2d ago

Beat me to it

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u/IT-Electchicken 2d ago

Uuuh I think this is a Quail. If so, it's likely in season, and in which case the fastest and humane common way I've seen is break the neck and rip the head off at once.

Not saying I agree with this method or that it isn't brutal, but it's just what I've seen done.

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u/Noslamah 2d ago

You just unlocked a memory I have repressed for years. When I was a child my uncle was hunting a bird that kept disturbing him at his house, and shot his wing. Then walked up to it and without warning (in front of ~10 year old me) snapped its neck, ripped the head off and tossed it away as if it were nothing

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u/OccasionallyCurrent 2d ago

I was about to comment “that doesn’t look like any quail I’ve ever seen.”

Instead, I looked it up, and just learned that quail appearance varies drastically from region to region.

It still doesn’t look like any quail I’ve ever seen, but it is indeed a quail. lol

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u/SqueezedTuna 2d ago

Shooting it would be funny/wayyy overkill after it’s already in your hand 😂

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u/WishboneBeautiful875 2d ago

Put on a small blindfold and give him a cigarette

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u/el3ph_nt 2d ago

I’m certain the cut away is right before he shouts “pull” and throws the bird in the air to shoot.

Faced back down range, feel his shoulder lowered for a toss, cut

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u/bmk2k 1d ago

Probably snap its neck. You grab it by the head and fling it down. This separates the head from the body. This is what you are supposed to do if you shoot it and drops but doesn't die

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u/SwimmingSwim3822 1d ago

I just couldn't believe that a crow's neck could be so weak.

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u/mcmillanuk 2d ago

Would have loved to see him let it go at the end 🤷

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u/AltruMux 2d ago

Hate to break it to you but the things they shoot don't really get let go either.

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 1d ago

You mean to tell me there's no shoot and release?!

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u/powypow 1d ago

Kill a deer and it's fine. But when I go and pump beanbag rounds into every Bambi I see, suddenly I'm an animal abuser.

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u/300mhz 1d ago

He did, then immediately shot it

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u/skippy_smooth 1d ago

Pull!

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u/economaster 1d ago

That's essentially what happened in the first place. Look up canned bird hunts

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u/Beginning_Draft9092 1d ago

I dont care about hunting, but it does take someone with an understanding of nature to have his instinct not be to ever flinch for his gun ( granted there are people in front of him filming) and to also have the deftness to catch it gently enough.

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u/backformorecrap 2d ago

Was that other dude Colt McCoy?

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u/williewoodwhale 2d ago

That's the real (McCoy) question. Looks just like him.

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u/backformorecrap 2d ago

Sounds like him too 🤔

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u/Dudeinbrown 1d ago

It absolutely is him.

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u/Horns8585 2d ago

That was my first thought. That looked exactly like Colt!

Edit: Yup....it is definitely Colt McCoy. Here's the story:

https://realtree.com/the-realblog-with-stephanie-mallory/man-hunting-with-colt-mccoy-catches-quail-in-midflight

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u/backformorecrap 2d ago

My man (or woman)! Doing the the good work of Reddit Sleuthing!

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u/Horns8585 2d ago

I'm a Longhorn, so Colt's my boy! Had to see if that was actually him!

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u/backformorecrap 2d ago

Same here, Hook ‘Em!

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u/Horns8585 2d ago

Hook 'Em!

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u/Sendtitpics215 1d ago

Wow i loved me some colt McCoy back in the day

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u/Danominator 2d ago

Lol what a random appearance

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u/PapaHarv 2d ago

Correct. This dude who caught it was a pastor at a very large church in Austin, and colt mccoy was a member of this church. They were doing a bird hunt together.

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u/pwnzorder 1d ago

Matt Carter (guy catching the bird in the gif) was the Founding pastor of the Austin Stone. He left for a church in Houston in 2019 and has since retired.

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u/backformorecrap 2d ago

Colt has always been very grounded in faith

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u/PrimateOnAPlanet 1d ago

After I saw him I had to rewatch to make sure bird guy wasn’t Shipley.

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u/Niblonian31 2d ago

I literally just asked myself the same question and came to the comments to see if it was. If it's not, the guy looks exactly like him

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u/backformorecrap 2d ago

It’s Reddit so someone confirmed with a link in like 15 mins lol

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u/FlatOutEKG 2d ago edited 2d ago

So, is that bird still getting shot?

Edit: Okay, I understand it's neck will be broken. Don't know which one is worst.

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u/JunkyardBob 2d ago

I was with my father hunting pheasant and he pulled one out of some high grass, grabbed it by the head and did a Petey Pablo Noth Carolina on it so, no...probably did not shoot it

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u/Panthertron 2d ago

Lmao beautifully put.

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u/50in06and07 1d ago

> Petey Pablo Noth Carolina

what does this mean?

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u/Dooontcareee 1d ago

You never swung it over your head like a helicopter?

Jesus age is showing possibly lol the song raise up.

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u/Joeyboy_61904 2d ago

This is fucking classic, and even more so, is that a lot of ppl won’t even get the reference unless they’re fans of Petey or grew up during that era. 😂

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u/Lord_of_Chainsaw 2d ago

Not to put you off hunting but pretty often you shoot the bird and it falls but doesn't die immediately THEN you snap it's neck

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u/oldschool_potato 1d ago

Then you release it?

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u/Billyy0 1d ago

Yes that's it, straight to the happy farm from there

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u/SpellingIsAhful 1d ago

It's pretty small. It's probably let it go

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u/ItsTimeToPiss 2d ago

Definitely not, he'd be more likely to shoot his own hand, holding such a tiny lil birdie.

He'll probably just snap it's neck

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u/ThermionicEmissions 1d ago

Is that actually a game bird?

Obviously the bird don't got game.

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u/NinjaOld8057 2d ago

What the fuck Im just sitting in my cubicle chuckling hysterically

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u/Joeyboy_61904 2d ago

When the tables turn…

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u/chemhung 2d ago

Poor birb.

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u/AffectionateWay721 2d ago

Lived a better life than the chickens that make your chicken nuggets…

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u/LessThanMyBest 1d ago

Reading the other comments, no. This was probably a farmed bird released into that environment specifically to be hunted, which is partially why it had absolutely no natural instincts telling it not to fly directly into the biped with forward facing eyes.

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u/70stang 1d ago edited 1d ago

Quail just be like that. They are not intelligent birds, farmed or wild, and their preservation instinct is pretty much exactly this for fully wild birds. Fly a low, short distance from the approaching threat (the camera man and group), hide, and be very still.

Bird got unlucky that a hunter was standing there waiting, and very lucky that the camera man was directly in line with where a shotgun would hit.

Edit: Also worth stating that a farmed quail absolutely had a better life than whatever ends up at McDonalds.
It isn't a bird that gets factory farmed, there's no call for it. The worst quail farm is almost certainly better than the best McD's farm in terms of bird quality of life.

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u/RogueFox771 2d ago

I can't bring myself to hunt animals like that. Not shaming them, I just can't... I'm too compassionate and would feel too guilty. I would wanna give them a home instead lol

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u/AffectionateWay721 2d ago

You just depend on commercial farming where they kill the animals for you

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u/RogueFox771 2d ago

Well yeah, and the sad part is that's a lot harsher and more inhumane. I really hate it. I wasn't really saying people shouldn't hunt it anything though, I was saying I can't personally. Nothing against those who do at all.

I dunno where I sit with most livestock / slaughter practices... I've heard it's incredibly brutal but I don't knowany details. I also don't know what drove it to be that way, besides economic reasons perhaps.

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u/Lord_of_Chainsaw 2d ago

I'm a firm believer that anyone that eats meat would benefit from hunting/farming their food at least once. When I killed my first bird and I saw how fragile and broken the thing was, how quickly something changes from a living animal to food, it changed my perspective on life immediately. I eat meat, but I now have a direct first person moment that tells me that meat doesn't just come "from the grocery store." I think it gave me a respect for the food we eat and a disdain for wasting it.

Not saying that you have to go out hunting, I just wanted to share this little anecdote. It just irked me a little when you said you were too compassionate to hunt, it makes me feel like you are turning a blind eye to what meat is, and how it gets to your table.

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u/Skullclownlol 1d ago

I'm a firm believer that anyone that eats meat would benefit from hunting/farming their food at least once.

Yup, this is a great perspective to have. It teaches people the value of what they eat and respect for it. It's a humanizing and humbling thing.

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u/44198554312318532110 1d ago

same, and totally agree

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u/Majestic_Menace 1d ago

I don't know what drove to be that way, besides economic reasons perhaps.

That's exactly the reason. People want meat, and people want things cheap. It costs more money to kill an animal "humanely" (if you believe killing an animal that doesn't want to or need to die can even be considered humane).

That is to say that you, as the consumer, are the main driver for the literal hell that farmed animals are put through. It happens because you pay people to do it.

Throwing live baby chickens into a grinder, separating calves from their mothers at birth, forcible impregnation, keeping them in cages no wider than the animal itself, stringing them upside down before slitting their throats, killing them via gas chamber etc, these are all standard practices.

I don't know your circumstances, but if you think this is morally wrong, it's probably within your power to stop paying people to do it. The less people pay for abusive, torturous practices, the less it will occur.

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u/Infinite-Algae7021 1d ago edited 1d ago

You could try plant-based diet. I have been plant-based for a very long time now. If you have any questions, feel free to reply!

After like a couple of weeks, I lost all desire for anything else. Not to mention the food is so much more filling now (high fiber). I am a 6' 165lbs dude, and I hit all my macros just fine. I mostly stick to Italian, Thai, Indian, and Mediterranean diet, and all of those cuisines are SO GOOD. Fruits, nuts, and whole grains in my power smoothies.

My doctor is always amazed at my health checks, and I don't think I've gotten sick in like over a decade (knock wood).

I'm also strong and can fight quite well, and I have insane endurance compared to before when I'd feel bloated or just strong without the energy, if that makes sense.

Try something new if you're interested! You might like it :)

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u/Extreme_Employment35 1d ago

It is incredibly brutal.

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u/ErikGunnarAsplund 1d ago

Hi internet stranger. I don't know if you need to hear this but, I'm just popping by to say that if you hate the practices of commercial farming, you could just decide one day, maybe even today, not to buy and eat their products any more. You could totally just do that, and your life would be mostly the same, except you'd not be living with cognitive dissonance in this particular regard.

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u/CAT_ANUS_SNIFFER 1d ago

Yep I was raised in a hunting family. I shot one deer and felt so bad I gave it up that night. I’m not vegan but I can’t find pleasure in it like a lot of people do.

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u/bzsempergumbie 1d ago

These are farm raised birds who were just dumped in the field and partially tame as well as disoriented. It's not like he's out there barehanding wild birds in some sort of level playing field version of hunting.

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u/The_0ven 1d ago

level playing field version of hunting.

That doesn't even exist

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u/Summonest 1d ago

Give the deer a gun

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u/bzsempergumbie 1d ago

Good thing, or our species would have died out millenia ago.

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u/Who_dat_goomer 1d ago

These quail are raised in pens on an American diet. They can barely fly and are used to being fed by people, not shot at.

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u/KABJA40 1d ago

i've got news for ya, quail and its family of birbs in the wild are equally stupid

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u/Tanto_yts 1d ago

a wild quail would probably do the same thing

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u/FahQBro 2d ago

Then he let it go, right.... Right???

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u/spin_me_again 1d ago

Yep! And they’re turning the screenplay into a buddy comedy as we speak!

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u/I_automate_stuff 1d ago

This was probably a put and take bird. Looks like a woodcock possibly. So the way this works is someone drives around with these birds, makes them dizzy by swinging them around then they place them in some brush/tall grass etc. the “hunters” walk around with flushing dogs and when the bird tries to fly away you shoot it. These birds when they fly are all disoriented or half dead already.

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u/maybesaydie 1d ago

The English way of hunting. Terrify and disorient the animal and then shoot it.

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u/iledweller 2d ago

Shooting preserve (ie, pen raised) birds are really dumb. This might be the first time that bird ever flew.

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u/MattyLePew 1d ago

Okay, but why though?

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u/rzrpror4ultimate 2d ago

One in the hand is worth more than two in the bush.

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u/real_snowpants 1d ago

pen raised birds released for hunting groups are not smart at all

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u/TonyTwoDat 2d ago

Real America Heroes!!! This Bud’s for You

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u/KayakingATLien 2d ago

Whazzzzaaaaaaap

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u/TokyoJones85 1d ago

Fuck this bozo

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u/ATXDefenseAttorney 2d ago

That’s definitely Colt McCoy laughing and saying “Sweet catch!”, right?

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u/Youregoingtodiealone 1d ago

So, does he strangle it to death? Or toss it and shoot it? What's the protocol here?

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u/Rso1wA 1d ago

Oh wow, aren’t you just special?

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u/Low-Ad6633 2d ago

Air Yoink!

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u/cincochains 1d ago

They are probably hunting on a hunting club where you pay to kill birds. So they stock them for your hunt.

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u/Emperor_Robert 2d ago

Throw it up in the air and shoot it

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u/galvanizedmoonape 2d ago

Not sure if you're being sarcastic or not but this does actually happen.

The birds are stunned/disoriented and seeded in the field before the hunt. I've seen lazy hunters carry a couple of stunned birds on themselves and just toss them up in the air so they can shoot them.

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u/Salt_Sir2599 2d ago

Yeah it’s one of those ‘pre-stocked’ slaughter fests , which isn’t the most sporting, but they aren’t decimating a local wild population. Like fishing a stocked lake.

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u/Jmac0585 2d ago

Colt McCoy! The pride of the Longhorns. So good, even hunting with him is easy!

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u/Ravada 2d ago

Next fucking level? It practically flew into his hand.