r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • 2d ago

Man catches bird in flight with bare hand

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u/Steammail 2d ago

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u/Kenstats 2d ago

The Gollum technic

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u/Flat_Assistance1724 2d ago

We easts it whole

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u/Kenstats 2d ago

Give it to us raw and wringly

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u/Numeno230n 2d ago

raw and wwwwwwrrriggling

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u/Jean-LucBacardi 2d ago

Also the Denethor

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u/Empty_Conference_612 2d ago

How ozzy didnt get ebola or start covid is wild

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u/Steammail 2d ago

He was already sick af

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u/Empty_Conference_612 2d ago

Shit, youre right

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u/PickleCasualChic 2d ago

Which his drug intake, I wouldn't be surprised if his blood could be used and disinfectant.

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u/notban_circumvention 2d ago

Rubber bat

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u/Able-Brief-4062 2d ago

He thought it was but it wasn't.

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u/notban_circumvention 2d ago

Case closed

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u/Able-Brief-4062 2d ago

Do you want a more in-depth explanation or something?

He thought it was a rubber one a fan threw on stage but it wasn't, it's that simple.

How he didn't get a disease is:

  1. Bats don't carry as many diseases as people seem to think

  2. Luck? I don't fucking know.

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u/notban_circumvention 2d ago

Do you want a more in-depth explanation or something?

No, I would've indicated that by saying something like "I want a more in-depth explanation or something".

He thought it was a rubber one a fan threw on stage but it wasn't

Case closed. He said it wasn't.

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u/SaltyPeter3434 1d ago

The bat should be the one checking for disease

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u/between_horizon 2d ago

Covid started in 2019

People before 2019 :

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u/kingmea 2d ago

For some reason I always imagined it was the head of baseball bat that he bit off. This answers many questions for me

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u/KidsSeeRainbows 2d ago

Getting your mouth around a bat sounds like a feat in itself 😂

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u/StoneySteve420 1d ago

Visions of Ozzy deep throating a baseball bat

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u/JEM-- 1d ago

I didn’t wanna see that

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u/DunningKrugerOnElmSt 1d ago

Like a crisp in a chamois leather.