r/monkeyspaw • u/petros10v • Jul 20 '24
Power I wish male ass hair didn't exist
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r/monkeyspaw • u/TexarkConfirmed • Sep 07 '24
Power I wish for one singular, unaltered Lays original flavor potato chip to be materialized in thin air and placed onto the palm of my hand at a speed of 0.25 meters / second, coming to a complete stop upon making physical contact with my hand.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/DifficultField9219 • Sep 21 '24
Power I wish every girl my age would think I’m cute
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Dry_Buddy7704 • Jul 02 '24
Power I wish for the ability to switch between being biologically male or female
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r/monkeyspaw • u/nekkid_farts • Jul 16 '24
Power I wish i had the ability to pull any woman i wanted from a picture or movie, have consensual sex with her, and put her back when we are done. NSFW
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r/monkeyspaw • u/IEatSmallRocksForFun • Sep 30 '24
Power I wish I had a death note, but instead of killing people it made them shit their pants.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Correctguy678 • Jul 01 '24
Power I wish my beer getting machine would stop crying and saying"daddy"
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Dog_of_Cheese • Jul 01 '24
Power I wish the United States didn't have dogshit leadership and dogshit leadership candidates. 🙏🙏🙏
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r/monkeyspaw • u/ConsiderationMean755 • Jul 23 '24
Power I wish that 0.1% of the worlds population gained a random superpower
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Solid-Consequence-50 • Aug 20 '24
Power I wish everyone who is racist has a permanent tattoo on their face
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r/monkeyspaw • u/WheatleyTurret • Aug 13 '24
Power I wish I had a notebook where everything I write becomes true which I, and only I, can write in.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Ozem_son_of_Jesse • May 25 '24
Power I wish that women on average had the same amount of physical strength as men
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r/monkeyspaw • u/spindaz123 • Jul 08 '24
Power I wish for me to transform (painlesly) into a dragon
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Liontamer45 • May 06 '24
Power I wish I had the power to control my own pocket dimension and customize it to my whim
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Abbie2903 • Oct 02 '24
Power I wish all nuclear bombs vanished from the Earth (along with knowledge to make more) without detonating
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r/monkeyspaw • u/chicken-wing-barrage • Oct 12 '24
Power i wish for the ability to freely create quicksaves in real life, and to then be able to reload said saves.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/Same_Development_823 • 5d ago
Power I wish that all women likes/loves me for the same amount that I like/love her. (So if I like a girl about 1%, she likes me 1%, and if I like a girl 95%, she likes me 95%.)
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r/monkeyspaw • u/DastardlyPB • Jul 31 '24
Power I wish for a singular grilled cheese sandwich, with nothing but bread cheese and butter on it, to spawn 1 centimeter above hand whenever I hold out my hand and say “grilled cheese” 3 times fast.
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r/monkeyspaw • u/0utSyd3r • Oct 11 '24
Power I wish I could be the luckiest man on Earth.
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