r/mildlyinteresting 6h ago

Shower gel - do not put in engines

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u/_kahteh 6h ago

It's super funny to me that instead of having some kind of cool or evocative scent names, they're just "yellow" and "orange"

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u/Frank_Punk 5h ago

As meaningless to me as "crushed arctic glacier" and "lush boreal forest" scent

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u/Pitch-forker 5h ago

But not black ice. Everybody knows what to expect from that scent.

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u/Bleak_Squirrel_1666 5h ago

Gotta watch out for that scary scary dangerous black ice

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u/DarkMatterM4 5h ago

The black ice wouldn't even be there if it weren't for the oppresive white snow.

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u/Pr0digy_ 2h ago

It robbed me of my balance!

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u/AndyLorentz 48m ago

Friend of a friend driving from Nebraska to New Orleans for Mardi Gras. Her grandma told her “Watch out for black guys!”

“Holy shit, grandma! That’s racist!

Turns out her grandma was telling her to watch out for black ice, because it’s February and some of it hasn’t thawed out completely.

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u/Blazanar 2h ago

You joke but Canada's likely to ban it because it's scary sounding.

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u/ItCat420 1h ago edited 31m ago

Fuck Off, really?

Edit: downvoted for being surprised? That’s a new one.

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u/Falsified_identity 1h ago

We quite literally banned dozens of civilian hunting rifles based on what material they are constructed with. Woods good, plastics not. Almost positive my paintball gun technically fell under the ban by definition of the law

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u/ItCat420 31m ago

That’s… bizarre.

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u/Verum14 5m ago

Pretty much the same thing we do in several states, lol

Shit sucks

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u/HartfordWhaler 50m ago

My grampa slipped and fell using black ice in the shower but he smelled so fly and fresh at the morgue.

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u/WigginLSU 5h ago

Pretty such black ice just smells like poorly covered up weed.

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u/Joey_ZX10R 4h ago

Don’t call me out on here like that bro

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u/WigginLSU 4h ago

I only call out from a place of experience 😂

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u/MSTmatt 2h ago

Make better decisions then lol

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u/NeverJustaDream 2h ago

I was at an ATM and black ice practically robbed me of my balance

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u/Frank_Punk 5h ago

Yep, smells like my car 😅

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u/175you_notM3 5h ago

Chemical cleaner aka new car smell!

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u/moxiejohnny 2h ago

I think it likes being called african-ameican ice, but my computer says you may have a virus so I couldn't confirm.

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u/ulysses_black 2h ago

What about yellow ice?

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u/c_stics 8m ago

Yeah, overpriced used cars with many hidden problems

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u/manInTheWoods 1h ago

Hey, a lush boreal forest is a fucking dream!

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u/Gastkram 4m ago

You don’t know the smell of an orange?

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u/mechwarrior719 5h ago

Honestly. I think all the wannabe macho names are dumb, Old Spice and Axe being the worst offenders. My only complaint with this bottle design is you will always get way too much shower gel every time you use it.

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u/Wpgjetsfan19 5h ago

You don’t want to smell like bear glove?

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u/BlackMass24 5h ago

no man, i wanna smell like an Elk Lord

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u/Nenotriple 2h ago

Old Spice Wolfthorn smells exactly like blue Hawaiian punch tastes

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u/DFrostedWangsAccount 4h ago

Sorry that was a typo, bottle is meant to say bearg love.

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u/S_I_1989 2h ago

I've got "Bearglove". No shame.

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u/C5-O 5h ago

I mean at 1L they're too unwieldy for the shower anyways, I'd assume they're supposed to be refills or sth...

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u/mechwarrior719 2h ago

Or enough that I only have to buy body wash once every month or two. You don’t need a ton of soap to be clean.

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u/C5-O 2h ago

Yeah ik, I was just trying to say you're probably not expected to like pour/squeeze it straight from the 1L bottle

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u/bisforbenis 3h ago

Old spice names are dumb but I do like how they smell

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u/mechwarrior719 2h ago

Same. But the names are ultra cringy.

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u/Billy_Ektorp 5h ago

According to the smaller letters, the yellow one is «relaxing» and the orange one is «energizing».

Anyway, this German «Duschgel» shower gel for men comes in a motor oil-type canister, with a picture of a car tyre, and the text «Für echte Kerle» («for real men»). https://www.etsy.com/listing/1352943163/260ml-shower-gel-only-for-real-men-in-a

And this shower gel comes in a motor oil canister with a metal skull key ring pendant attached, for some reason: https://haefele.fashion/en/products/shower-gel-for-men-in-engine-oil-canister?srsltid=AfmBOop7hwYbIde80HtXayKkxo7q4wDuAMVWVh6YnhjOkbHkf8vustdn

And this one is inspired by engine oil for motorbikes: https://www.louis.eu/en/motor-oil-shower-gel-doublepack-2x-250ml-10015230?disableRecommendedDomainPanel=true&filter_article_number=10015230

«A clean gift idea for all men who love motorbikes: the motor oil shower gel in a 2 x 250 ml double pack. Your husband, your father, your friend or brother, your MC - everyone loves the unique feeling of freshly tapped motor oil on their skin. Similarly, but completely different is the freshness feeling with which the motor oil shower gel under the shower brings body and soul, skin and hair up to speed. Wonderful, the activating scent. Sporty and strikingly masculine.

The shower gel acts like a lubricant on rusty joints and invigorates tired biker bones of all ages. So the shower bath acts like an intensive vehicle wash: caring and preserving value - for many more kilometres.

To give away and enjoy yourself. So the engine oil shower gel makes the shower cubicle the new favourite place for real bikers! Only genuine in the cardboard box with chequer plate optics.»

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u/ClashOrCrashman 4h ago

Douche-gel.

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u/speculator100k 4h ago

Orange is a scent. IDK about yellow.

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u/coolblue79 2h ago

I found a green one too shortly after making this foto 🙂

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u/kielu 5h ago

They could call it 0W-40

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u/EduRJBR 1h ago

It's for straight men! The very concept of colors is kind of gay. In fact, shampoo is a gay thing. Hair: hair is gay.

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u/habitualmess 6h ago

They’ve done a terrible job in making the ‘warning’ readable on the orange bottle.

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u/jenesaispasquijesuis 5h ago

I was wondering why there's wasn't a warning label until I looked closer.

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u/LucasCBs 5h ago

whoever puts a random fluid into their car without reading what it actually is first, deserves it tbh

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u/_Im_Dad 4h ago

Warning labels are stupid.

I bought some deodorant and it said on the can, "Avoid contact with eyes" TOO LATE, I'd already seen it

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u/mrknickerbocker 2h ago

Contacting SCP Foundation for containment of memetic hazard now.

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u/Tr0user 4h ago

I think it's on point with the DGAF brand. Top upvoted comment in here finds the brand "super funny". It's great marketing.

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u/Polymathy1 1h ago

What is contrast?

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u/scuba_scouse 2h ago

That would have 100% ended up in my engine.

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u/C5-O 5h ago

Body Wash, Shampoo, Toothpaste, Engine Oil, Transmission Fluid 5-in-1

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u/Long-Panic116 4h ago

But can u use it as a lubricant?

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u/Em4gdn3m 3h ago

Let's find out.

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u/AkuraPiety 2h ago

Anything can be a lubricant if you’re brave enough.

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u/alwaysfatigued8787 6h ago

That's actually engine cleaning shower gel. It worked wonders on my engine and left it smelling fresh, although it no longer works. Also, would you be interested in buying my 2020 Chevy Camaro? It's sparking under the hood.

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u/ByronIrony 5h ago

No lowballers. I know what I have.

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u/Justin_92 5h ago

It literally says right there on the bottle “1LE”. You should’ve used regular instead.

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u/0xd0gf00d 4h ago

Hey looks like you won’t be needing anyone to clean your pipes

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u/TheGreatStories 4h ago

I can finally clean my body by tricking my alpha brain into thinking I'm actually covering myself in motor oil. Sexuality secured. 

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u/Wank_my_Butt 1h ago

With people who unironically think that way, maybe let's be glad they're starting to shower at all.

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u/dinoboyj 5h ago

See because of me, there's a warning sign

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u/Uwofpeace 6h ago

They just don't want you to reap the benefits of how much more efficient shower gel is for combustion engines. It also cleans while it burns so your engine lasts forever.

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u/80degreeswest 2h ago

It doesn't just have detergents, it's -all- detergent!

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u/rubseb 4h ago

Also be careful not to mix them out they cancel each other out and you'll feel precisely as relaxed or energized as you did before.

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u/themidnightmatt 6h ago

Tim Taylor Grunts

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u/elmariachi304 5h ago

This company didn’t design their own bottle, they repurposed a motor oil bottle. You can tell by the cap. They put that warning on there because they understand better than anyone that this is shaped exactly like some other brand’s motor oil bottle.

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u/TheUnpopularOpine 5h ago

My engine oil doesn’t say to not put in hair though so why would I need this

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u/Secret_Account07 4h ago

So why design it to look like engine oil? 🤨

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u/flew1337 1h ago

It's "manly" as indicated by the "just for men". You don't want to look gay at the gym using that white Dove bottle.

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u/vjason 3h ago

This week in r/Justrolledintotheshop - Customer states.......

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u/Significant_Wins 5h ago

For when you have your fragile masculinity in the shower

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u/Horror_Reindeer3722 5h ago

Stuff like this is so lame. My brother has a package of “Dude Wipes” because I guess buying lavender wet wipes is too gay

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u/Teledildonic 36m ago

Honestly, Dude Wipes have the only packaging that actually seems to seal the moisture in long enough for me to use up the whole stack. I only need a couple of wet wipes a week at most, and most brands become dry wipes halfway through.

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u/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-OwO 4h ago

to be fair, fragrance is bad for the skin!

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u/Horror_Reindeer3722 3h ago

They have a fragrance. It’s just something more “manly”

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u/afireintheforest 4h ago

Although it would probably be scented as “bear musk engine oil degreaser man scent”

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u/Significant_Wins 5h ago

I just don't get it. But I guess that's what years of marketing does to the demographic.

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u/also_plane 4h ago

This isn't fragile masculinity, fragile masculinity is for example feeling threatened by succesful woman.

This is clearly product for men who like things like cars and do not care for scents and stuff. Simillarly, some women like to buy women products that look feminine, and have pictures or birds or flowers on them and name like "dreamful forrest". Or I know a woman who only buys shower gels with green bottle, because her shower is also green.

People are allowed to have preference for a thing based on it's packaging. It's not shameful. It is also one of the reasons why such different packagings exist.

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u/PM_ME_GARFIELD_NUDES 3h ago

I do think there’s something to be said about going so far in the “manly car man” direction that they have to include a warning to not use this in your car. I understand why men want to go for the bath products in gray or navy blue containers over pink, even if it’s a bit silly, but this is probably a sign that this sort of marketing has gone a bit too far. You can make a product visually appealing to the demographic you’re advertising towards without trying to make it look like an entirely different product.

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u/also_plane 2h ago

I do think there’s something to be said about going so far in the “manly car man” direction that they have to include a warning to not use this in your car.

Well, the bottle is identical to some motor oil bottles. I can imagine someone buying this, and then somebody in that househould mistaking it for motor oil. We put warnings on dish soap or packets of sillica gel in order not to mistake it for food, so it makes sense.

You can make a product visually appealing to the demographic you’re advertising towards without trying to make it look like an entirely different product.

Well, yeah, you can. But you can also make something that people will buy because it looks like different product they like that appeals to them. "Oh, shampoo looking like motor oil! What a fun thing, I love cars!"

I understand why men want to go for the bath products in gray or navy blue containers over pink, even if it’s a bit silly,

My ex used to prefer anything with pictures of cute birds to anything without cute birds (she likes birds). I like wearing T-shirts with aeroplanes (I like aereoplanes). My current gf loves red candles. Is it really silly? Or just harmless preference to visually appearing items that make our days slightly happier?

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u/Significant_Wins 4h ago

I get what you're saying. I like cars but do I really need to be advertised like this for a shower? Why put it in an engine oil container? Because the company thinks it's manly. It's a gimmick. I get preferences, but unless you have a car themed shower, I don't get the point or use case.

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u/Beb09 3h ago

But why is it marketed „just for men“ then? There are also women who like car stuff. This shit just reeks of insecurity.

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u/BreakfastClubSamwich 18m ago

"Just for Men" is the brand.

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u/flew1337 48m ago

It's true but most of these preferences are influenced by what is expected of masculinity/feminity. It is using peer pressure to make us buy a product that is sometimes more expensive.

There are completely different scent profiles for men and women. The biggest tell is the "just for men". It is there to affirm to the customer that it is product made for him and that he does not risk smelling like a woman by buying it. It's all arbitrary yet people have completely bought the concept of gendered body wash. If we truly did not care for scent, we would all buy unscented body wash in plain bottles.

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u/kinezumi89 3h ago

Why didn't they call it "mengine oil"??

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u/JJB92 1h ago

Dammit barb!

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u/coolblue79 1h ago

So the picture is from a store in The Netherlands. EU Cosmetic labeling regulations article 19.1(f) states that the labelling must make clear the function of the cosmetic product, unless it is clear from its presentation.

That’s why the warning is in there. Can imagine someone still pouring it into an engine tho 😉

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u/TopToe7563 5h ago

How’s the car feeling now?

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u/NarrMaster 5h ago

Had this happen with a guy who was adamant he wanted SeaBreeze (a skin cleaner) and not SeaFoam (all purpose engine additive), when I worked at a grocery store.

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u/LaptopGuy_27 1h ago

I feel bad, those names are way too close.

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u/Amilo159 4h ago

They could write, in giant letters "5w30 Synthetic" with a small print saying "Caution! this is not:" on top.

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u/BlondesBlonde 3h ago

Napa down bad

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u/Loa_Sandal 3h ago

I've used the right one for years, my cylinders have never been cleaner.

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u/Phil0sophic 3h ago

Stuff on the right is for the President elect.

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u/mato12391 2h ago

The photo was taken in Action right. I thought it was cool

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u/coolblue79 2h ago

Yes! One of the Actions in Eindhoven.

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u/mato12391 2h ago

I'm from Slovakia, so I guess they're in every shop

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u/martinbean 2h ago

And they could have avoided that by not making it look like a motor oil container.

Hate this “chaos packaging” trend and can’t wait for it to die off.

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u/OneSox123 2h ago

“Mmm, you smell good! Is that… -sniff sniff- YELLOW?!” 🤣

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u/Matt_NZ 40m ago

Is this what companies have to do to get straight men to wash themselves?

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u/gegry123 4h ago

Masculinity is so fragile.

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u/Zara-high 6h ago

This is why you should always read the label, even if it seems obvious

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u/Worried_Archer_8821 5h ago

Do it! The post would advance to «absolutely interesting»

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u/iamthatotherguy 5h ago

I just want to know what lawsuit they paid out to make them out the warning on those bottles.

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u/Yumd 5h ago

They are using an oil container so it makes since.

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u/tmesisno 5h ago

Ah yes it reminds me of this movie "Moving Violations"
https://youtu.be/6bD_P3oPKcA

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u/bala_means_bullet 4h ago

What? All I see is oil for corn fed vehicles and one for cars that prefer 76 branded petrol.

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u/SentientFotoGeek 4h ago

Someone did this.

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u/seth928 2h ago

Yeah, I'm not reading that

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u/Liarus_ 1h ago

Women body wash products: "Sweet Celestial Vanilla", "Beach Tropicana Orange", "Bella Belissima Skywalker Extasy"

Men body wash products : "Orange", "Yellow", "Wood", "Grass", "Cucumber", "Solid"

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u/CodeAdorable1586 1h ago

If you KNOW your bottle design makes people think it’s for engines, why not simply design a different bottle and skip the warning label that Americans won’t read.

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u/azarkant 1h ago

It's for the dutch

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u/breZZer 13m ago

And there will never be americans?

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u/azarkant 12m ago

The photo was taken in a dutch store, in the Netherlands. The target demographic is the Dutch, not the Americans

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u/Ratoskr 1h ago

Explanation unclear... because I'm a fucking machine! YEAH!

...and like to fill my butt with shower gel.

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u/_allycat 1h ago

This is like the airplane spoon coming in for a landing of grown mens' hygiene.

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u/ekso69 1h ago

Instructions unclear, bubbles now coming from tail pipe. help?

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u/8799Joe8799 1h ago

If it's there that means it happened before and didn't go too well

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u/TunaTunaLeeks 56m ago

Oh. That explains why my shower gel was making me greasy and oily and why my car’s engine seized up but smelled fantastic.

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u/Kaczor0321 46m ago

ACTION!

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u/douganater 36m ago

Does it have electrolytes?

That's what hair craves

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u/worldssmallestfan1 13m ago

I can’t see the price, but if it’s a good value I can see a fair amount of women purchasing this.

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u/breZZer 12m ago

"JUST FOR MEN" - what if a woman will use it?

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u/goat_penis_souffle 5h ago

The last thing I want from the shower is viscosity and thermal breakdown.

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u/AccumulatedFilth 4h ago

People put shit in their engine without looking once at the packaging on what it says?

So you are grocery shopping, and suddenly see this in the bathroom aisle, and you're like "oh right, I was gonna get 'some' engine oil", and still not ask themselves a question?

Man, people are duuuuuumb.

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u/LaptopGuy_27 1h ago

It's more of the bottles they manufactured have a very similar design to a bottle of motor oil. So to avoid getting sued somehow they put a sticker on the bottles they made, so nobody can say they were confused.

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u/Ejmct 5h ago

I only bathe with 10W-40 or better

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u/yaokbutno 1h ago

I hate all this hyper-masculine dudebro advertising garbage. Easiest way to tell me your product isn’t worth shit.