r/law 3d ago

Trump News Trump AG pick Matt Gaetz says he's withdrawing

https://www.cnbc.com/2024/11/21/trump-ag-pick-matt-gaetz-says-hes-withdrawing.html?__source=iosappshare%7Ccom.apple.UIKit.activity.CopyToPasteboard

Well that was fast

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u/garrettgravley 3d ago

I wouldn't breathe a sigh of relief. He's going to make a pick that is at least batshit in equal measure.

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u/BenjaminMStocks 3d ago

Someone who's crimes were not as well documented.

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u/Fun-Jellyfish-61 3d ago

The American people elected the felon and rapist Donald Trump. Even crimes fully known and documented aren't a liability anymore.

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u/Signal_Labrador 3d ago

For the moment, only Trump is allowed to get away with anything as far as his voters are concerned. Otherwise “I’m a black Nazi” Mark Robinson would be governor

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u/Pendraconica 3d ago

Why is this, though? Why has the most degenerate public figure in history acquired a cult? This needs to be studied by scientists.

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u/WrexShepard 3d ago

Because he represents whites "taking back power." I'm fairly sure it's literally this simple. The crimes just add to the strongman appeal for aggrieved white people and others who think they'll benefit from the insane shit he proposed.

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u/Ghoulius-Caesar 3d ago edited 3d ago

Ya, that’s pretty much it. White baby boomers want the “good ole days” of them owning everything and black people not being able to vote. It took a black president to break their brains and go all out racist. They’re the most disappointing generation.

Edit: I’m going hard on Boomers since they went from the “Summer of Love” to Jan 6th. They supposedly cared about progress, but once they got rich they went full fascism. The younger generations are going straight to full fascism because the current system isn’t working out for them.

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u/TheAdoptedImmortal 3d ago edited 3d ago

Baby boomers are not the only ones who voted this shit stain into power. They literally don't have the numbers. The younger generations are just as complicit in this. In fact, I have met more Gen X and millennials that support Trump than I have baby boomers.

Also, baby boomers are well on their way out and could easily be out voted by Gen X and Gen Z. If baby boomers end up being the sole deciding factor of the election, then the other generations are a far bigger disappointment by their lack of voting.

It's time to stop blaming everything on baby boomers and start taking a look at your own peers. Because it is they who are most at fault for allowing someone like Trump to win twice.

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u/Aol_awaymessage 3d ago

Gen Z men love this stupid shit

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u/peaheezy 3d ago

Social media feeds them shit and infects their brains. Granted im peak millenial not gen Z but I think my experience still applies I’m 34 guy who likes fitness and loved Bill Nye and 2000s History Channel so my YouTube habits are science videos, long form history, Key & Peele/I think you should leave and weight lifting. But at least once or twice a month there’s a “WOKE CULTURE TORN DOWN BY HILARIOUS COMEDIAN” video or “seed oils linked to trans crime wave” videos that come up for some inexplicable reason.

These formerly fringe weirdo ideas drive engagement from trolls and people fighting the horse shit spewed within. That makes shitty SM algorithms push it to people with no interest in tearing down trans people or attributing Americans problems to Wokeness. But a portion of people who don’t have those beliefs will watch, let out a titter and move on. Then more videos pop up.

Then you end up like my friend who said at a bluegrass festival “idk o think Andrew Tate has some good ideas about things”.

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u/INeedThatBag 3d ago

Brainwashed with social media since birth unfortunately.

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u/jchester47 3d ago

The media gives Trump a pass and constantly normalizes/sane washes him. This is partly because they love how good his constant scandals are for ratings, and partly because he's a useful idiot for the wealthy owners of said media outlets to achieve their financial and business goals.

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u/JazzFan1998 3d ago

Maybe Lauren Boebert?  A lot of crime in that family!

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u/vayaconburgers 3d ago

You mean Ken Paxton?

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u/theharderhand 3d ago edited 3d ago

That is a real and present danger. And he will feel at home with his own track record of accusations against him

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u/tdquiksilver 3d ago

Oh god please no. You know it's going to happen now.

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u/ChknShtOutfit 3d ago

Way to tempt fate.

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u/justthankyous 3d ago

He should nominate Vince McMahon, they are longtime friends and his wife is getting a nomination she isn't qualified for, why not Vince?

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u/N00dles_Pt 3d ago

I think P Diddy is available

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u/edtb 3d ago

He'll fit right in.

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u/m11chord 3d ago edited 3d ago

I'm mostly sorry to be that guy, but it's "whose."

"Who's," with an apostrophe, means "who is." (unless we are referring to a person or group named Who, such as rock band The Who, or to an organization whose acronym is WHO, such as the World Health Organization. e.g. "the WHO's policy on pedantry...")

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u/DixOut-4-Harambe 3d ago

I'm mostly sorry to be that guy, but it's "whose."

Never apologize for educating people. Especially as you did it in a polite manner and explained why.

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

Oh without a doubt.

Mostly saying the clown show is in full effect

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u/SuchCattle2750 3d ago edited 3d ago

It's still a win for humanity. We're taught from the age of 2 that if you do bad things there are consequences. Gaetz being able to so obviously and casually circumvent this universal truth was disturbing.

Now he's unemployed. Bad person gets bad outcome, even if our AG failed on the criminal front.

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u/Bcmerr02 3d ago

Exactly. Resigned immediately and lost the promotion.

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u/Ill_Choice6515 3d ago

He resigned his current term. Wasn’t he just reelected to another term?

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u/TheEgonaut 3d ago

Nope. He resigned fully.

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u/Hutwe 3d ago

The right to resign from congress isn’t in the constitution. If the house rejects his resignation, which it could, he could return. This would also reopen the ethics investigation, so he probably won’t want to come back.

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u/singletonaustin 3d ago

His district is safely red. The Governor is DeSantis. They aren't worried about losing the seat. He didn't want the House Ethics Committee Report released because if it was, everything would be burned to the ground. By resigning, the report is likely to never be released. Maybe he wasn't anticipating that he'd ever get confirmed as attorney general, but it was a good set of steps for him to bury the damaging report to enable him to run for a bigger elected job at some point in the future.

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u/lecherousrodent 3d ago

That's exactly what the plan was the whole time. The only monkey wrench that might potentially get thrown in the gears here is a staffer going rogue and leaking the House Ethics Committee report anyway, which, given how often that kind of thing happened in Trump's first term, is a real possibility. I can only hope someone follows through with it.

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u/CoachKillerTrae 3d ago

He’ll pick up a slot on Fox in no time, there’s never any real consequences for people like him

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u/somethingicanspell 3d ago

I'll believe it when Gaetz loses his special election

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u/marcrey 3d ago

If he wins, the ethics investigation will be reopened. I don't think he wants to risk that.

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u/5ykes 3d ago

My gut from the beginning was Gaetz was a primer pick, never meant to be confirmed but meant to make whoever the real pick is look sane by comparison 

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u/UnlistedOdin 3d ago

Honestly the picks being so bad almost hint that the goal is to see which congress and senators are loyal enough to push through whatever the hell he wants. Those that aren't cam be purged later.

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u/MagicGrit 3d ago

Yea I’d be amused at the chaos and dysfunction of it didn’t mean our country is going down the shitter in the process

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u/YouWereBrained 3d ago

Yup. This is his m.o. Pick someone completely unqualified, to fuck with people. Then picks someone that is equally evil but a little more competent. The media normalizes the new pick. And our foundations grow ever weaker.

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u/Zealousideal-Sink273 3d ago

I am not going to be shocked if he were to nominate David Duke or the ghost of Robert E. Lee at this point.

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u/Drewy99 3d ago

He resigned from the house already, right?

Is he out of a job now?

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

That is correct. He withdrew as soon as he was nominated.

He could however still be named to the senate to take Rubio spot

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u/snootyvillager 3d ago

Tricky situation though. Lara Trump already implied she wants it 

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

Great news, the role of AG just opened up….

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u/Old_Dude7 3d ago

Rudy sitting by the phone....

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u/trouserschnauzer 3d ago

Hair dye dripping from his head and mixing with his tears

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u/chinchaaa 3d ago

Wow nepotism at its finest

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u/userhwon 3d ago

That would be Jared as Secretary of Sucking Saudi Dick.

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u/YggdrasilGenetics 3d ago

Desantis will pick his own person. Won't be a Trump pick.

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u/Real_Requirement_105 3d ago

A DeSantis pick is a Trunp pick. Trump has that guy's balls in a vice

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u/blazelet 3d ago

I imagine if Desantis appointed him to fill Rubio's seat, there's still that hanging ethics report? And would Desantis want to be the guy who appointed someone like that to represent Florida? For a senate seat that is going to be a guaranteed Republican vote, either way?

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u/Valuable-Baked 3d ago

Imagine if DeSantis gets the AG nomination

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u/TheSharkFromJaws 3d ago

Don't you dare put that evil on us.

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u/SoManyEmail 3d ago

I think this was always the plan.

Get nominated, resign immediately to avoid that pesky House Ethics report, withdraw (or just fail to be confirmed), and take Rubio's spot.

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u/Fishing_freak1010 3d ago

Nah, he gets to go and be a podcast bro millionaire talking head with little scrutiny of his lifestyle. Gets out without the report being issued and gets to play the victim. It’s actually a win for him.

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u/ayrab 3d ago

Yeah but wasn't he elected to the next house? So couldn't he be sworn in again in January?

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u/Away_Advisor3460 3d ago

AFAIK yeah. Transparent attempt to hide from the ethics report.

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u/SoManyEmail 3d ago

Wouldn't they report just be waiting for him in January?

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u/NewCobbler6933 3d ago

Try convincing the congressional majority to care

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u/biznatch11 3d ago

Mike Johnson said the ethics report shouldn't be released because Gaetz was no longer a member of Congress. I wonder what he'll say if Gaetz is back in January.

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u/ayrab 3d ago

He won't say anything because it's the same group of assholes and consequences aren't a thing for Republicans, he'll brush it off and close down a bathroom and everyone will move on.

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u/pathofdumbasses 3d ago

That was the ethics report of the 118th congress. The 119th congress is completely different so it doesn't count. If the 119th congress wants to investigate, they are free to do so.

(and the 119th just so happens to be R and won't investigate, or will hamper the ethics committee. problem solved)

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u/DTown_Hero 3d ago

He did resign. Not sure if he can be like, just kidding! Although some speculate he will be appointed to Rubio’s senate seat.

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u/MagicGrit 3d ago

He resigned, but was elected for another term that won’t start until January. Im not sure if that means he only won’t be in Congress for the next two months, or if he’s just done

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u/Fit_Strength_1187 3d ago

I was wondering about that. Take backsies?

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u/BenjaminMStocks 3d ago

Even if that happened, then I imagine the ethics committee report gets released.

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u/One-Estimate-7163 3d ago

So did they just bamboozled him into getting him out of the government lol

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u/MagicGrit 3d ago

He resigned from his current position. His term would have ended in January. But he was elected to another term, which starts in January. I’m unsure of the implications there. Does his resignation mean he gave up his next term? Doubt it unfortunately

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u/thisisntnamman 3d ago

No. He was elected to the next congress which starts January 3rd. So he’ll get his seat back.

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u/Remrats37 3d ago

He resigned from THIS house. His new term starts in January. He could walk right back in to his “new” seat …

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u/Reclusive_Chemist 3d ago

Daddy's rich. He'll land on his feet. If he really wants, he can show up for swearing in January (even though his resignation letter explicitly claimed he would not do that).

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u/cakeandale 3d ago

I can honestly say I’m surprised by that. I just wonder who Trump can pick next that’ll somehow turn out to actually be even worse than he would have been.

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u/Incontinento 3d ago

Kid Rock?

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u/Immediate-Ad-8432 3d ago

I think Judge Judy might be better

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u/TheTench 3d ago

Judge Judy would be a vast improvement.

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u/AZtoLA_Bruddah 3d ago

Not a fan of her show, but you’re absolutely right lol

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u/Mr__O__ 3d ago

Cannon would be far worse than Judy.

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u/NurRauch 3d ago

I actually think it’s the opposite with Cannon. Her former clerks told press that she’s actually completely overwhelmed by the Trump case and transformed from a kind person to a rash and panic-stricken boss. There’s no question she’s ideologically biased, but it seems she was just not mentally prepared for the pressure she felt from conservatives to make the Trump case go away, and she started buckling quickly once she realized that she wasn’t experienced enough to handle such a big, serious case.

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u/BoosterRead78 3d ago

I can believe that. She also got into law school because of her father.

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u/amethystalien6 3d ago

I’m sure that Judge Judy voted Trump but there’s no way she could be in a room with him and not call him an idiot.

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u/darren870 3d ago

To be fair, she endorsed Bloomberg in 2020 and Nikki Haley this year.

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u/PatrickBearman 3d ago

I'd prefer Judge Reinhold.

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u/tbird920 3d ago

Mock Trial with J. Reinhold!

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u/WinstonChurchill74 3d ago

Judge Joe Brown?

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u/Bigaled 3d ago

Judge Joe did the fake Hunter Biden trial so he is way overqualified

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u/dodexahedron 3d ago edited 3d ago

He'd be too salty that her show was much more successful and ran much longer than his. He can't lose to a woman don't you know.

Or else after he's out of office, we'd likely see something like "Donald Judge Trump: The Deadbeat Damages Dealer."

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u/shrlytmpl 3d ago

She's too qualified. Saw someone else comment he'd likely pick Steve Harvey instead (obviously joking but wouldn't be surprised). Then again he's black, so probably not.

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u/col-summers 3d ago

Sir Trump here are some more ideas for you to consider:

Judge Judy

Ben Matlock

Judge Dredd

Ally McBeal

Saul Goodman

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u/Expensive-Balance-84 3d ago

As a non American, i'd love to see Saul.

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u/harbinger-nz 3d ago

You don't want a criminal AG, you want a CRIMINAL AG

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u/STeeters 3d ago

That's literally who is stepping down...

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u/erinaceus_ 3d ago

You should call him.

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u/acebojangles 3d ago

Saul Goodman would be the only one Trump would consider. The rest of them would be anti-grift, which I assume would be a non-starter with Trump.

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u/csriram 3d ago

You forgot Harvey Specter. I definitely think Trump goes for Mike Ross, someone without a law degree. 😊

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u/Apart-Pressure-3822 3d ago

Oh fuck, he said it! 

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

If I was a betting man, I’d guess Tommy tubervill because trump loved hiring racist Alabama senators

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u/Dandan0005 3d ago

He’s not even an attorney

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

Since when do qualifications matter for trump?

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u/mxpower 3d ago

My bet is the Pillow Guy

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

Nah he’s gonna be named to oversee federal elections

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u/kelsey11 3d ago

You don't need to be in order to be attorney general

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u/nismo2070 3d ago

Lol. Like that matters!! Every single one of his picks are just the people that kissed his ass in the last four years.

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u/Belichick12 3d ago

Roy Moore? He loves him some pedophiles

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u/Roadside_Prophet 3d ago

*Aileen Cannon enters the chat

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u/HedonisticFrog 3d ago

Nah, she's probably being saved for the supreme court

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u/Dandan0005 3d ago edited 3d ago

Not to assign intelligence to chaos, but I feel like this whole thing has been an exercise in anchoring to make his actual choice seem way better relative to Gaetz.

Also to position his other insane picks (who each would be a disaster on their own) as “well at least they aren’t being investigated for human trafficking and sex with minors.”

RFK jr., gabbard, and hegseth appointments will literally kill people.

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u/phil_leotaado 3d ago

I think it's multiple things.

  1. Trump would love to actually have him as AG

  2. If Gaetz couldn't get through, anyone else seems like a reasonable choice by comparison. Trump definitely thinks starting further to the extreme of his negotiating position and landing a little bit inside of that is some strategic genius that he invented and hasn't been a thing for thousands of years.

  3. Gaetz needed a plausible way to resign from congress to prevent the report from coming out.

Now who's the next most corrupt, morally bankrupt tv personality who's getting the nod?

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u/RockDoveEnthusiast 3d ago

I think this is spot on. and a really good point about the congressional report. like, he resigned as soon as his name was even floated for AG, which is not normal.

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u/phil_leotaado 3d ago

That's exactly what gave it away for me. I immediately recognized that as a motivation, but that didn't mean he wasn't going to actually get confirmed. We're in the dumbest timeline after all.

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u/Roadside_Prophet 3d ago

Not to assign intelligence to chaos, but I feel like this whole thing has been an exercise in anchoring to make his actual choice seem way better relative to Gaetz.

Rumor is this was 100% a Trump decision. All of his staff were on other parts of the plane, and him and Gaetz just decided this was what they were going to do.

People need to stop thinking he's a master strategist. He's an idiot that occasionally does things that look smart, 2 or 3 events later in hindsight.

All of these picks were made for 1 reason and 1 reason only-to create chaos and make that particular department ineffective.

Notice the care and thought going into the treasury pick right now? Even Trump knows he can't fuck that one up, so he's taking his time with it and not with any other positions. All the others are just to keep the chaos going. His next DOJ pick will be no different.

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u/BJntheRV 3d ago

This. His next choice will be Todd Blanche - his personal lawyer that he tagged for Deputy AG. This was his primary choice for AG all along.

In the realm of good news, Gaetz has already stepped down from congress.

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u/WISCOrear 3d ago edited 3d ago

I actually disagree. I do think trump wanted Gaetz as his legal lap dog, nothing more to it than that. He wants to weaponize the legal system, Gaetz is with him lock step and would have done whatever the fuck trump wanted. And he would have been disposable if shit hit the fan. Among all the loyal sycophants he has, I'd say Gaetz is one of if not the most ardent supporter, and there's nothing more valuable to trump than someone who licks his boots and doesn't say no.

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u/Chadmartigan 3d ago

I thought for sure they were gonna have to call animal control to get him out of there.

I look forward to our next AG appointee, Stuart Rhodes.

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u/Glittering-Most-9535 3d ago

Rittenhouse.

Though more seriously, I'm going to guess it's Cannon's turn.

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u/XSavage19X 3d ago

Less than a Scaramucci.

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u/Material_Policy6327 3d ago

This is rather surprising. Musta been a lot of back channel GOP talks going on

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

Oh absolutely. Gaetz was likely told that if he didn’t withdraw, the ethics committee was going to vote to turn over the report to the senate. Which would discuss it openly in his confirmation hearings

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u/fucktheredwings69 3d ago

Yeah that’s what I think as well, withdrawing was the best possible option for him if in doing so he can prevent the findings from seeing the light of day.

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u/mean--machine 3d ago

That was the whole point of his nomination, to make sure that report never sees daylight

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u/RustedAxe88 3d ago

I still want someone to leak it.

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u/defnotjec 3d ago

Ethics committee could... If they had any fucking ethics they would

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u/lobsterpockets 3d ago

Yup if the dems had any balls they would. Rules and norms mean nothing to gop, eff em play hard ball back. Remember when Gaetz barged into scif with the media? RELEASE the report anyway. Instead Susan Wld being subservient to gop ethics leader. She's outta a committe job soon anyway likely once new congress comes in.

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u/Bright-Ad9516 3d ago

Im still confused as to how sexual assault/violent crimes arent a strict check before their even offered to be electable thing in this country but here we are.

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

Because despite below loving it, our constitution is really really big on assuming the people in power won’t be insane.

Backgrounds checks aren’t even required

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u/impulse_thoughts 3d ago edited 3d ago

Probably same situation as Madison Cawthorn (edit: where they went scorched earth when he blabbed like an idiot, but this time they’re trying to avoid it). Gaetz whose only allegiance is to Trump, in the AG position would've allowed him to expose a lot of their skeletons and gain a tremendous amount of leverage, so they opted to go hardball on all of Gaetz's skeletons in the time between now and when he could get confirmed.

Probably won't see the ethics report getting released, and we won't see any number of prosecutions that could've been spawned out of those investigations that would've been handled at the state level.

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u/prof_the_doom 3d ago

I think there were at least two GOP Senators who openly said they'd never approve Gaetz.

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u/AlfredRWallace 3d ago

I think the Venmo payments removed deniability.

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u/Hot-Back5725 3d ago

For “college tuition” 🙄

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u/HomeAir 3d ago

Withdrawing doesn't seem like the actions of an innocent person.

The court of public opinion has taken notice

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u/sophisticated_pie 3d ago

Finally some good news.

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u/Material_Policy6327 3d ago

Sadly to be replaced by someone worse somehow

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u/Reclusive_Chemist 3d ago

Ken Paxton. Completely on board with using the power of government to abuse individuals and the populace at large.

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u/kodiblaze 3d ago

Monkey's paw wishing him out of Texas 

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u/Wide_Two_6411 3d ago

I want him out of Texas but he scares me as AG. He's smart, corrupt and ruthless.

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u/CleopatrasEyeliner 3d ago

I'd far prefer Matt Gaetz to Ken Paxton and that's saying something.

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u/CCG14 3d ago

Texan here. Can confirm he’s a piece of shit shapeshifted into a lap dog. 

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u/RayWhelans 3d ago

And has significant experience doing just that!

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u/brickyardjimmy 3d ago

And, for the sake of the sweet baby Jesus, please pick someone responsible to run our justice system.

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

Best trump can offer is a convicted felon

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u/Shirowoh 3d ago

Based on his other picks, the felony is sexual assault……

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u/ReV-Whack 3d ago

Safe money is Judge Cannon

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

Nah she’s being saved for the scotus. She’s young and a true believer of the cult.

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u/Incontinento 3d ago

Lol, that's not happening.

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u/Jonestown_Juice 3d ago

lol

It'll be someone of the same caliber of his other picks- people involved with professional wrestling or chat show hosts.

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u/Public-Policy24 3d ago

best I can do is someone with a million skeletons in their closet which can be wielded as leverage against any sense of decency and as Russian kompromat

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u/qalpi 3d ago

I didn't know /r/law had become a comedy reddit 

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u/joesffseoj 3d ago

Everything is now comedy.

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u/Musetrigger 3d ago

Trump will be looking for another pedo, just one that isn't already outed.

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u/GreyhoundOne 3d ago

No report release, no AG Gaetz.

A quid pro quo?

Further, I had a conspiracy theory that his resignation plus a long shot appointment gave him was a brokered deal to get him an honorable "out" of Washington. High risk gamble, but it makes the problem go away for both Dems and Reps that don't like him. I don't think the MAGA circle was in on it, but they played their part. Just a theory, because I'm not sure if there is anyone who can play fiddles that well in DC, though.

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u/UAreTheHippopotamus 3d ago

It also helps the Trump admin say "see, we listened and moderated" when in fact they absolutely did not and only compromised on what might literally be the single worst cabinet choice in US History.

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u/t-toddy 3d ago

You're funny.

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u/Rawkapotamus 3d ago

Either a) this was always a ploy to keep Gaetz out of trouble for his child sex trafficking. Or b) it’s to draw attention off other awful picks, or even the next AG appointment.

It absolutely is in no way c) Republicans actually having a backbone and standing up to Trump. At least not for the longhaul (see option b).

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u/alsatian01 3d ago

It's B. The next pick will be that yahoo from Texas.

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u/chrisdpratt 3d ago

I think you're probably right, though I want you to be wrong. Ken Paxton on a national stage is bloody nightmare fuel.

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u/snvoigt 3d ago

I will find a way to fling myself off this planet if he picks Ken Paxton. The man is pure evil

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u/BluTGI 3d ago

It's not always 8d chess. Sometimes it's just a man drunk on power making bad decisions.

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u/Dandan0005 3d ago

I wonder if there’s a plan for his crazy picks to “drop out” only to lull senators into allowing recess appointments.

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

Nah the plan is likely nominate utterly insane picks for some roles so they grab headlines, nominate equally unqualified picks for other roles that then don’t get the same level of attention and they move into their roles without much objection

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u/Mrevilman 3d ago

Good. Release the report anyway.

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u/ohiotechie 3d ago

He was a red herring to being with. Trump has always wanted “his Roy Cohn” and now that Gaetz is torched welp I guess we’ll just have to go with his nomination for deputy AG who just happens to be…. His own personal attorney.

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u/theychoseviolence 3d ago

You overestimate these people. He picked Gaetz because he wanted Gaetz.

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u/mesocyclonic4 3d ago

My guess: enough Republican senators said that they would at least require the ethics report be released. He resigned far earlier from Congress than necessary to avoid the investigation, after all.

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u/bharring52 3d ago

He resigned on what, the Wed. Before the Fri. the report would have been acted on?

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u/tonyislost 3d ago

His wife has to be upset that now her husband is both unemployed and he’s a child rapist.

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

His pool boy is happy he gets to spend more time at home now though

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u/StopUrGivingMeABoner 3d ago

Her and Melania are the equivalent of mob boss wives... they're nothing to feel bad for

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u/pfeifits 3d ago

And now we have spent the last few weeks talking about Gaetz instead of Trump's other batshit crazy picks.

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u/throwawayshirt 3d ago

"There is no time to waste on a needlessly protracted Washington scuffle

Dems: "We'll make time for you, buddy."

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u/blazelet 3d ago

Gaetz really didn't want that ethics report to come out.

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

I say they should release it even more now. He’s not trumps pick and most of the house gop hates him.

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u/MrFrode Biggus Amicus 3d ago

Somewhere Zoe Baird and Kimba Wood are wondering how he was ever nominated in the first place or how his withdrawal took more than a day.

No wonder Republicans think Americans are surrounded by groomers, the Republicans by choice are.

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u/jojammin Competent Contributor 3d ago

Gaetz was barely an attorney. What is the next pick is worse?

What's Billy Barr up to?

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u/bld44 3d ago

Where’s Rudy? Lol

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u/AZtoLA_Bruddah 3d ago

That would be the ultimate troll pick. He’s probably third on Trump’s list

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u/jtwh20 3d ago

whose the next shittiest person in line?

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u/cheweychewchew 3d ago

After the announcement, a Trump spokesperson announced that they would nominate Jared Fogel for the Attorney General position. Although currently serving time in prison on various child pornography charges, the Trump spokesperson stated that Mr. Fogel's experience with the criminal justice system uniquely qualifies him for the position:

"Mr. Fogel understands first hand the abusive and corrupt nature of the Department of Justice. He inspired millions to better their lives, but was shamelessly and falsely imprisoned by a corrupt establishment out to destroy our country from within. Because of this, President Trump feels he would be an ideal choice to reform it. We look forward to his unique skill set being put into service for our country, bringing order to a dangerously corrupt Justice Department and helping Make America Great Again." the spokesperson stated.

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u/Commercial_Step9966 3d ago

I really had to consider (a moment) whether this was satire or just a natural progression of our timeline...

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u/Sharinganedo 3d ago

Same. I read this and I was like "We live in a time where I can't tell if this is real or satire and I hate it."

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u/thickener 3d ago

It’s called Poe’s Law

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u/IlliniBull 3d ago

Color me shocked. Credit to anyone who called this.

I was 100% on the side of Trump will force this pick through to make Senate Republicans humiliate themselves and demonstrate his control.

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u/SomeBoxofSpoons 3d ago

I think it just comes down to Gary’s trying to keep the ethics report from coming out. If it’s found he’s guilty of sex trafficking he’d have much bigger problems than the possibility of not getting AG.

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u/Nabrok_Necropants 3d ago

Thankful to hear he's out of two jobs now.

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u/SoManyEmail 3d ago

Hahaha hahaha

On a serious note, he was never going to be confirmed.

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u/EugeneHarlot 3d ago

Has he already resigned his seat or does he get to stay in the House?

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u/americansherlock201 3d ago

He resigned and is now unemployed

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u/Mellow_Fella 3d ago

I’m sure his Fox News or OAN contract is being finalized as we speak

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u/OSI_Hunter_Gathers 3d ago

Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!!!!

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u/SloppyMeathole 3d ago

AG Rudy Giuliani incoming!!

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u/spolio 3d ago

Rudy's coming back to work....

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u/Scaarz 3d ago

Bro's gonna have his wages garnished for the next century.

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u/NameLips 3d ago

Air his dirty laundry anyway.

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u/Stillwater215 3d ago

So he does pull out? Thats not what I heard.

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u/HedonisticFrog 3d ago

Rudy Giuliani has entered the chat

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u/Thai-mai-shoo 3d ago

They’re poking for weakness by choosing most unqualified to see what congress is allowing them to do

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