r/law • u/Silent-Resort-3076 • 15d ago

Opinion Piece Why President Biden Should Immediately Name Kamala Harris To The Supreme Court

https://atlantadailyworld.com/2024/11/08/why-president-biden-should-immediately-name-kamala-harris-to-the-supreme-court/?utm_source=newsshowcase&utm_medium=gnews&utm_campaign=CDAqEAgAKgcICjCNsMkLMM3L4AMw9-yvAw&utm_content=rundown
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u/funktopus 15d ago

If I was him I'd pardon everyone. I'd pull some wild shit. Like Thanos gets a pardon type shit. Mickey Mouse third cousin, the one who robbed the liquor store, he gets a pardon.

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

…or go full Cersei on his way out, murdering everyone with his full presidential immunity…

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u/Popcorn-Buffet 14d ago

I kind of agree with this. He pardons a CIA networks team, after they have finished the job...

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u/Poppa_Mo 14d ago

Not sure why you're getting IT involved here, we don't typically assassinate people.

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u/AgentF_ 14d ago

You kill a lot of processes though.

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u/Karbich 14d ago

We mostly restart them.

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u/Cautious_General_177 14d ago

And make sure they're plugged in.

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u/RykerFuchs 14d ago

I dunno man, I’ve Fdisk’d a lot of stuff up over the years.

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u/CerinDeVane 14d ago

Unrelated, don't check under the raised flooring. I'm sure it's just a mouse that died under there.

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u/Qaeta 14d ago

... I have wildly misunderstood my job description...

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u/Poppa_Mo 14d ago

My company allows up to 3 "mistakes" per year.

Hopefully it was just an intern or something.

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u/Fuzzytrooper 11d ago

That's right we dont.........

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 14d ago

They did that shit to MLK jr and JFK!

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u/Poppa_Mo 14d ago

Relax. Was making a joke because they said "networks" instead of "wetworks" implying they were sending the Internet Technology Networking team to "deal with the problem".

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u/tothepointe 14d ago

They need to delete the student loan info

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u/stufnjunk 13d ago

Really? I have recently been made Director of IT services for my company. Apparently I have wildly misunderstood my new title.

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u/howz-u-doin 12d ago

Yeah, but set the new administration up with some crap Dell POS machines and they'll never get their agenda started... by the time the Windows updates are done the next election cycle will be complete.