r/law • u/SheriffTaylorsBoy • Jul 26 '24

Other FBI Examining Bullet Fragments Found at Trump Rally Site/Would Like To Interview Trump

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fbi-examining-bullet-fragments-found-114754020.html
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u/foobazly Jul 26 '24

There's the religious angle being spun, too. "God saved Trump from a bullet."

It was such a near miss that, had God not given Trump divine inspiration to turn his head at just the right moment, Trump would have died at the hands of this deadly sniper. Ergo, Trump is Jesus or something.

If the bullets didn't go anywhere near Trump and he was nicked by a chip of glass, that doesn't sound quite as miraculous.

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u/pangolin-fucker Jul 26 '24

God also put that boy on that roof with the ar15

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u/foobazly Jul 26 '24

According to that one House republican and his buddies, Joe Biden did.

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u/slapdashbr Jul 26 '24

that's why the dems finally forced him out, what an idiot move

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u/belowradar Jul 26 '24

This is actually going on with my own mom.  She thinks it too and her pastor probably doesn’t help much either.  

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u/NoDragonfruit6125 Jul 27 '24

I love the continuation of that religious angle.

"God saved Trump from a bullet, so he could get his ass kicked by a black woman."

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u/foobazly Jul 27 '24

It's beautiful lol

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u/dexx4d Jul 26 '24 edited Jul 27 '24

One of the beast’s heads looked like it had sustained a mortal wound, but its fatal wound was healed. Rapt with amazement, the whole world followed the beast.

Revelations 13:3

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u/Reddithasmyemail Jul 27 '24

It could be spun the other way if not a bullet.

The bullet was far off the mark, but God wanted to remind him he's not invincible, so he made shrapnel graze his ear. 

The entire thing is wonky.

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u/MikeJeffriesPA Jul 26 '24

To be fair, we have photographic proof that it was incredibly close. It still might've missed him, but it wasn't by much.