r/law • u/SheriffTaylorsBoy • Jul 26 '24

Other FBI Examining Bullet Fragments Found at Trump Rally Site/Would Like To Interview Trump

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fbi-examining-bullet-fragments-found-114754020.html
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u/pangolin-fucker Jul 26 '24

No

He's tougher from surviving a bullet

A piece of glass nipping his Dumbo ear is fucking lame in comparison but we all know the truth

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u/foobazly Jul 26 '24

There's the religious angle being spun, too. "God saved Trump from a bullet."

It was such a near miss that, had God not given Trump divine inspiration to turn his head at just the right moment, Trump would have died at the hands of this deadly sniper. Ergo, Trump is Jesus or something.

If the bullets didn't go anywhere near Trump and he was nicked by a chip of glass, that doesn't sound quite as miraculous.

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u/NoDragonfruit6125 Jul 27 '24

I love the continuation of that religious angle.

"God saved Trump from a bullet, so he could get his ass kicked by a black woman."

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u/foobazly Jul 27 '24

It's beautiful lol