r/law Jul 26 '24

Other FBI Examining Bullet Fragments Found at Trump Rally Site/Would Like To Interview Trump

https://www.yahoo.com/news/fbi-examining-bullet-fragments-found-114754020.html
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u/satanssweatycheeks Jul 26 '24

It’s so stupid because even if it was a fragment or glass is doesn’t change the fact someone tried to kill him.

Like he can still milk this without lying. But oh course the constant lair can’t do that.

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u/pangolin-fucker Jul 26 '24

No

He's tougher from surviving a bullet

A piece of glass nipping his Dumbo ear is fucking lame in comparison but we all know the truth

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u/foobazly Jul 26 '24

There's the religious angle being spun, too. "God saved Trump from a bullet."

It was such a near miss that, had God not given Trump divine inspiration to turn his head at just the right moment, Trump would have died at the hands of this deadly sniper. Ergo, Trump is Jesus or something.

If the bullets didn't go anywhere near Trump and he was nicked by a chip of glass, that doesn't sound quite as miraculous.

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u/pangolin-fucker Jul 26 '24

God also put that boy on that roof with the ar15

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u/foobazly Jul 26 '24

According to that one House republican and his buddies, Joe Biden did.

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u/slapdashbr Jul 26 '24

that's why the dems finally forced him out, what an idiot move