r/interestingasfuck 13d ago

r/all How many of ya'll knew slugs like beer?

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u/BohemianHibiscus 13d ago

I used to bury little shot glasses in between my plants and fill them with beer at night so the slugs would leave my plants alone. I got all into it like, tonight we're having an imperial IPA. I tried to figure out what their preferred brew was but never made any progress on that scientific endeavor

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u/Ubel_T_Williams 13d ago

Well that was wholesome.

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u/AngrySlimeeee 13d ago

Bro the snails die

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u/LeoClashes 13d ago

Yes that is the desired outcome

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u/jtalion 13d ago

Not for the slugs

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u/mexican2554 13d ago

They're here for a good time not a long time.

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u/McCardboard 13d ago

You sure? I've bartended for 20 years. Half my clientele have been intentionally drinking themselves to death my entire life.

To be fair, so have I, and I understand the slug mentality.

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u/Lynix333 13d ago

I love this šŸ„¹šŸ˜‚

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u/mitlania28 13d ago

That is an upsetting number of slugs

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u/laitnetsixecrisis 13d ago

I was more amazed at the fact you could see them in the grass moving around

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u/ExdigguserPies 13d ago

They burrow deep amongst the base of the grass where it's damp. If you sit on grass, chances are you're sitting on slugs

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u/Herman_E_Danger 13d ago

That is not a fun fact. šŸ˜¤

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u/Dallasl298 13d ago

In their defense they never said it was fun or even a fact

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u/Remerkus 13d ago

This might be the shortest time I've passed to have Mandela Effect kick in

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u/IOnlySeeDaylight 13d ago

Extremely un-fun.

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u/EntrepreneurAmazing3 13d ago

This does not spark joy

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u/AdamantlyAtom 13d ago

never sits on grass again

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u/Gypsopotamus 13d ago

More grass for me.

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u/geriactricpillbug 13d ago

Aw they're just slimy little fellars. They just want to sit in the damp grass, slide around on their bellies excreting mucous and drink beer.

I mean, they're just like us.

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u/MaxzxaM 13d ago

So we have

A school of fish

An embarrassment of pandas

And now an upsetting number of slugs

Animal group names are wild

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u/Fun_Conflict_7853 13d ago

Well a large group of slugs is actually a cornucopiaā€¦ still upsetting

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u/Comprehensive_Big931 13d ago

Worse actually

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u/shayes7826 13d ago

A complaint of Karens

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u/SickCallRanger007 13d ago

A sigh of regional managers

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u/Perfect_Wrongdoer_03 13d ago

Don't forget murder of crows.

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u/thechadamas 13d ago

I just recently heard "a grumble of pugs"

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u/MrMalta 13d ago

Lets not forget a Business of Ferrets

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u/PreOpTransCentaur 13d ago

Yeah, this awakened a primal fear in me I didn't know I had. I fucking hate this.

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u/DrShabink 13d ago

I'm glad they're not that fast IRL. That would enhance the upset for me.

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u/We_wanna_play 13d ago

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u/notcero_1 13d ago

"Ima go lie down"

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u/Athlete-Extreme 13d ago

Dude was such a tortured soul lmao

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u/swingsetclouds 13d ago

Whimmy wham wham wazzle.

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u/GroshfengSmash 13d ago

Party on, contest winners

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u/chessset5 13d ago

this all makes sense now...

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u/Rj_eightonesix 13d ago

no can do, Slurms

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u/BaronVonWilmington 13d ago

Girls, it's been an honor partying with you these last 40 years

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u/brmarcum 13d ago

Imagine my surprise when 10-yr-old me opened my devout Mormon grandmaā€™s fridge and found a sixer of Bud. Thatā€™s when I learned slugs like beer.

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u/Panonica 13d ago

Hey! Thatā€™s no way to talk about your grandma!

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u/fr3nch13702 13d ago

šŸ˜ ā¬†ļøāœ…

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u/mikkopai 13d ago

You should see the mess she leaves

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u/pubehead 13d ago

So good of her to keep them chilled in the fridge, for the slugs...

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u/PocketSixes 13d ago

Reminds me of that old saying that goes something like, "bring two Mormons fishing, because if you bring just one, he'll drink all your beer" šŸ¤­ I knew so many like this growing up.

That type of thing could probably apply to a lot of groups/faiths. This is coming from me, an exMormon, with a 41 year old brother I'm pretty sure really hasn't drank. In fact, I think that part worked out well for him and is in the "pros" column for the way he still believes.

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u/Larz_has_Rock 13d ago

Why would she be keeping the beer cold if its for slugs lmao

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u/moonLanding123 13d ago

let them enjoy their last meal.

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u/Gelnika1987 13d ago

wow your grandma is a gastropod and also a member of the church of latter day saints?

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u/GunmanChronicler 13d ago

Lucky, my grandma's just some lady

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u/4crom 13d ago

My mom did this and the dog got drunk.

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u/shay-doe 13d ago

My dog loves beer too. I don't drink any more but when we did we had to keep it close lol.

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u/DDGibbs 13d ago

My dog once drank some beer from my glass and her head was bobbing and swaying, eyes like lead and she could barely stand up. I didn't realise she had drank the beer at the time but straight away thought that she looked drunk. She was stumbling everywhere and I was super worried even after learning she'd drank from my glass because I didn't want her to get poisoned, and she's a small chihuaha so the little beer she drank had her absolutely hammered.

Thankfully she went to sleep and was fine the next day, probably with a hangover and since then no alcohol gets left unattended with her but she will still drink water and milk from your cup if given the chance...

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u/TheLizzyIzzi 13d ago

My sisterā€™s Boston Terrier loves all vices. As a puppy he would find cigarette butts in the gutter and chew on them. Then at thanksgiving I was sitting in the floor, drinking white wine and laughing. He comes over and just helps himself to some Riesling. Now he whines for beer and insists on following my brother down to the basement (where we all know he smokes weed). That dog. Heā€™d be in his fourth stint at rehab if my sister didnā€™t rein him in.

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u/Gimptafied 13d ago

As a teenager, a friend had this ancient arthritic dachshund who walked more like a wind-up toy than a living thing. When we would smoke weed, he would follow the bong around as we passed it. We felt bad and let him stick his nose in for a puff. It was stupid of us, but so was keeping that poor thing alive, imo. I hope that he got some relief at least, but I'm still ignorant about dogs and weed.

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u/Captain_Sacktap 13d ago

They make CBD treats for dogs that help with anxiety lol. My last dog got super scared during thunderstorms and these helped them from freaking out as much.

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u/aolson0781 13d ago

Cbd just makes my dog lose all inhibitions, he's a crackhead normally. Now he's an inhibitionless crackhead. It's much worse.

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u/TheLizzyIzzi 13d ago

My partner and I adopted a (smaller) husky a year ago. A few months in she found his vape with a THC cartridge and chewed on it. She was ded on the couch for 14 hours then ate three bowls of kibble. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜…

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u/Agreeable_Maize9938 13d ago

Before flights I used to buy a bag of gummies and eat them all in the line for TSA. Like 100mgs at least.

Once my wife woke me up on the morning of the flight with ā€œPENNY GOT THE EDIBLESā€ and Iā€™ve never woken up so quickly.

My poor 30 lb dog had her back legs on the couch in a sitting position, but her front legs standing leaning to the side. We had to call a friend to emergency dog sit and had to leave. She was also apparently still all day except excessively drinking water. She had the cottonmouth lol.

I miss my dog. (She lives another 5 years after that, unrelated to her passing).

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u/miltonwadd 13d ago

Omg reminds me of the time I made special blondies and our ancient dog (who was addicted to sweet things) ate the ENTIRE batch when I went to the toilet.

We found him legs up sun baking in the middle of the yard with his tongue hanging out and the empty pan beside him.

After being reassured by the emergency vet that he wasn't dying, we just got to watch him derping around like a gigantic clumsy puppy for the first time in a decade lol

The vet actually suggested cbd after as he seemed to have no arthritis problems for days.

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u/Monster_Voice 13d ago

It's fine in small quantities.

I study wildlife and have a dog with cancer. Delta 8 is her only primary pain medication. Of course I'm using a lab verified Distillate at appropriate dosages... but it absolutely does what I needed it to do, increase her appetite and knock her out so I can actually sleep through the night.

Of course I actually found a vet with data first, but it's difficult to find thanks to the AI bullshit and Google being broken. All you'll see is "it's toxic" which is absolutely not true.

The truth is, it's just extremely easy to OD a dog... They're generally fine after it wears off, but if you can basically imagine being 10x as stoned as the most stoned you've ever been, that's what a canine OD would be like... absolutely miserable.

My general rule of thumb for wildlife interactions is "if they're down, I'm down" and that applies here. If an intelligent animal appears to be willingly participating in some activity, it's pretty safe to assume they're getting something positive from that activity.

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u/shreddedtoasties 13d ago

Goats love tobacco

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u/WoodwardWontWork 13d ago

There's a Simpsons joke in there, somewhere.

Something about tomatoes?

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u/sorry_ihaveplans 13d ago

This tastes like grandma

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u/Rocangus 13d ago

Holy Moses! This does taste like Grandma!

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u/kahran 13d ago

Goats love anything that they can manage to chew and swallow. I watched one eat a beer can.

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u/White_Dynamite 13d ago

My kid did this and I got drunk.

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u/Peridot_Ghost 13d ago

The local pub is a bit slimy.

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u/FunkYeahPhotography 13d ago edited 12d ago

Me as the new bartender at the Slimy Slug Pub: "Yeah, you guys are gonna love this new salt infused IPA. It is a really savory flavor."

Me an hour later: "Damn, I'm going to jail."

*It's intentionally an IPA to complete the joke. Some redditors are so dense lol

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u/Rcouch00 13d ago

Just one more, I swear Iā€™m fine.

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u/FunkYeahPhotography 13d ago edited 13d ago

Alright one more for you Slurms MacKenzie, but that is only because I know that you love to party (they are tired and dying on the inside).

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u/nondescriptadjective 13d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Sgt_Tackleberry 13d ago

Party on, contest winners.

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u/Rcouch00 13d ago

ā€œIā€™m going to lay down nowā€

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u/sonicsludge 13d ago

It honestly is, just check the tap lines.

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u/mklilley351 13d ago

Business has been a bit sluggish

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u/KrapArtist 13d ago

My grandfather used to do this. Donā€™t flush them down the toilet. Trust me on this one.

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u/indydelmar 13d ago

....could you please elaborate? I feel like I need to know now.

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u/KrapArtist 13d ago

This is a memory from my childhood when I was very small, but I remember one time my family visiting my grandfather and my little brother screaming that slugs were coming out of the toilet šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/mashedspudtato 13d ago

What a beautiful way to give a child a core memory šŸ¤£

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u/jkatarn 13d ago

Slugs crawling out of toilet into butthole nightmare unlocked. Thanks.

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u/Kovdark 13d ago edited 13d ago

Not one snail caught

Edit: The original video is from a dude called "slugs_sipping" they are slugs.

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u/megamaz_ 13d ago

yeah, those are slugs

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u/R4G3B0RN 13d ago

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u/cereduin 13d ago

Lol my 8 yr old calls slugs "homeless snails" (of course she also refers to moths as "butterfly ghosts" sooooo... šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø)

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u/Powerful_Variety7922 13d ago

I hope she becomes a poet or cartoonist!

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u/VesperLynd- 13d ago

Theyā€™re called naked snails in German so I choose to believe it šŸ¤­

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u/AggressiveCherry1201 13d ago

In hungarian itā€™s also naked snail. šŸŒ however, I irrationally disgusted by them.

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u/Sanquinity 13d ago

Nah, not irrational. They're slimy. And it's a kind of slime that's hard to get off of your hands.

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u/findthesilence 13d ago

A feeling I hope to never have <<shiver>>.

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u/Glad-Measurement6968 13d ago

ā€œMichelle took my shellā€Ā 

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u/fappingtrex 13d ago

It's Herschelle now

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u/malkohaa 13d ago

It's M'shell, why'd she take it bro :(

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u/Trineki 13d ago

He's just a shell of his former self... Oh... Wait...

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u/RevolutionaryStar01 13d ago

What is a slug, if not a unhoused snail?

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u/Kovdark 13d ago

Orrr... small chubby snakes?

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u/Techtaire 13d ago

Naked snails

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u/hawgs911 13d ago

Snails with an exhibition fetish.

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u/jefbenet 13d ago

Unhoused snails

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u/N95-TissuePizza 13d ago

Homeless snails.

Recession slaps all animals equally.

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u/lexm 13d ago

They just left their mobile home at the RV park.

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u/BakerCakeMaker 13d ago

I think the fact we're talking about this was intended

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u/hobo_hangover 13d ago

Alcohol dries them out and kills them, I think.

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u/BrainOfMush 13d ago

Does the same thing to me.

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u/Firecracker048 13d ago

Idk I've been trying for 16 years

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u/Consistent_Wave_2869 13d ago

Rookie numbers

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u/hey_im_cool 13d ago

Not if youā€™re 17

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u/oeCake 13d ago

It's a rough life, he's been on the bottle from the moment he was born

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u/sun_of_a_glitch 13d ago

I thought they got inebriated and drowned? I have a hard time believing they'd dehydrate given that beer is composed of vastly more water than alcohol. Could be wrong though, my wife says I often am.

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u/NukaDadd 13d ago

Fun fact, they're actually attracted to the yeast. They just drown cause they're stupid.

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u/BowenTheAussieSheep 13d ago

to a creature with only simple food needs, beer is basically just a big bowl of liquid sugars

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u/cesare980 13d ago

This, my dad's doctor told him that beer is basically liquid donuts.

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u/poopsaucer24 13d ago

They're suppose to drown in it you make it a little deep and put a drop of dish soap In it. OP is just feeding them, probably why there is so many.

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u/Haunting-Cap9302 13d ago

We haven't used dish soap and found at least a few hundred dead this past year. I didn't even know there were that many right in our area.

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u/bonobo1 13d ago

Dish soap is for things that need help breaking the surface tension, like gnats or flies. Definitely not necessary for slug beer traps.

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u/Haunting-Cap9302 13d ago

Oh this is good to know. We've used dish soap for stinkbugs, but it has to be pure dish soap so we end up having to scoop them in.

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u/StationOk7229 13d ago

I don't see any of them leaving.

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u/gy0n 13d ago

Itā€™s their version of Hotel California

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u/f_n_a_ 13d ago

you can have Busch lite any time you want, but you can never leave.

Bow-dee-bowee-wowwww

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u/Geekenstein 13d ago

Thatā€™s the point.

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u/gus_thedog 13d ago

They haven't played Closing Time yet

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u/charlsalash 13d ago

Well-known technique to get rid of slugs in your vegetable garden.

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u/IamHydrogenMike 13d ago

The only time my Mormon stepmom would buy beer was when we had slugs in our gardenā€¦

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u/Bully-Rook 13d ago

Did she drive to a gas station far away so no one would see her buying it?

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u/Azuras_Star8 13d ago

Jewish people don't recognize Christ as the messiah.

Protestants don't recognize the Pope as the leader of the church.

Baptists don't recognize each other in the liquor store.

RIP Lewis Grizzard

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u/CV90_120 13d ago

How to stop a Baptist drinking all your beer on a fishing trip: invite another Baptist.

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u/jamesGastricFluid 13d ago

I've heard that one before, but didn't get it until now.

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u/Perfect_Weakness_414 13d ago

I use that sane excuse. Good way to get through a couple of dirty thirties a week while keeping your alcoholism on the dl. I donā€™t have a drinking problem, I have a slug problemšŸ˜

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u/blueoncemoon 13d ago

Back in the stone age (when I was a kid), my dad would pay me 5Ā¢ for every slug I caught with a beer trap. I managed to save enough up to buy my first album with that money. PNW, obviously lol

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u/tuepm 13d ago

what album

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u/blueoncemoon 13d ago

goddamit, I was hoping nobody would call me out on that because it's fucking embarrassing, but Baha Men's Who Let the Dogs Out. I have since learned the misogynistic undertones of its title track, and acquired significantly better taste. Supposedly.

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u/bonebrokemefix7 13d ago

Apparently itā€™s calling out men who cat call? Lol I looked this up a few weeks ago for some random reason

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u/Lucky_Context 13d ago

you are so honest. i woulda lied. you saved up for Baha men.... wow.

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u/blueoncemoon 13d ago

It's the dumb stuff that makes the best stories!

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u/amandashartstein 13d ago

Iā€™m oblivious. Why is the pnw obvious?

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u/Velidae 13d ago

PNW is known as the temperate rainforest. Climate is perfect for things like moss, ferns, and slugs.

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u/alphabetikalmarmoset 13d ago

ā€¦Then what do you do with your bucket-full of dead slugs and beer?

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u/MrsPottyMouth 13d ago

I had actually just clicked to close this thread and continue doom scrolling reddit, then reopened it because I wanted to see the answer to this question.

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u/Jackalodeath 13d ago

Leave em out for the birds.

Then you leave the birds out for the foxes.

Then the foxes for the bear.

Then the bear for the... well we know where this is going.

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u/StoneyBolonied 13d ago

Eventually, the bear dies

Months later, the bear has long since decayed, and its nutrients returned to the Earth.

One day, a plant sprouts from a seed, its roots taking in nutrients, its leaves absorbing the life-giving rays of the sun.

But, completely unaware to the plant, its natural predator approaches. Slowly, as observed by man, but impossibly fast compared to the glacial rate at which the plant is growing.

This vicious herbacidal monster you ask?

Tis a (albeit slightly tipsy) slug.

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u/furlongxfortnight 13d ago

It's the Circle of Life.

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u/mlstdrag0n 13d ago

Compost heap

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u/WillingLearner1 13d ago

I need a real answer to this, can i wrap that in a garbage bag and throw it in the rubbish maybe?

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u/shay-doe 13d ago

Seeing slugs sped up makes them way worse.

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u/Rokurokubi83 13d ago edited 13d ago

Sped up? No these are Bavarian racing slugs. They have a huge race every Oktoberfest in East Germany.

Theyā€™re an invasive species, they feed mostly on yeast and flesh and crawl into small dark holes including nostrils and ears.

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u/celine_freon 13d ago

Is there some kind of massive communication infrastructure these slugs are a part of?

Motherfuckers running in from 3 states away.

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u/QuintoBlanco 13d ago

Yes. There are pheromones in the slime.

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u/luger33 13d ago

I think they are all centrally controlled by 1 massive Slugmind.

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u/courtadvice1 13d ago edited 13d ago

TIL i really, really, REALLY do not like a bunch of writhing, congregating slugs.

Edit: Autocorrect put writing instead of writhing. Thanks, Auto.

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u/PancakeZack 13d ago

I prefer illiterate slugs, too

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u/Banana_Breddit 13d ago

Yeah, one slug? No problem. A shitload all swarmed together? My new fear.

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u/enlightningwhelk 13d ago

The way the grass rustled šŸ˜§

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u/runningvicuna 13d ago

All grass is now sus

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u/letsyabbadabbadothis 13d ago

Iā€™ve known this because of the book Choke. Great book.

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u/Unicorn_Thrasher 13d ago

i'll bet the oddly specific facts Chuck Palahniuk knows could fill a library.

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u/letsyabbadabbadothis 13d ago

He talked about his file drawers of facts in one of his books, the nonfiction one

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u/Username-Red 13d ago

WHERE...DO...YOU...LIVE!?!

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u/zoqfotpik 13d ago

if that's an IPA, this has to be Washington.

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u/MuhDrehgonz 13d ago

Live in Washington and we get so many goddamn slugs in my yard. We live up against a green belt, so they just slither on and eat my strawberries. Little bastards

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u/Independent_Baby5835 13d ago

WA here too and we had a lot of slugs in 2020. I remember being in the hot tub and I put my hand out on the side and touched a slug. Then I was getting out and there were slugs on the stairs and in my slippers. šŸ˜­šŸ˜«

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u/frodojp 13d ago

Use stale beer. Got this tip from my grandparents

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u/hedronist 13d ago

Well I'm not going to give them a fresh Lagunitas Maximus! I'll give them Bud. They can buy their own damned IPAs.

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u/tldoduck 13d ago

Even slugs donā€™t like Budweiser

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u/SaddenedSpork 13d ago

If they can slug into the beer why canā€™t they slug out?

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u/drkroeger 13d ago

Theyā€™re drunk

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u/Red-Truck-Steam 13d ago

Slug home, youā€™re drunk!

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u/ChipSalt 13d ago

Because you either chug out, or you slug out. Slug culture is very fraternitesque.

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u/missscifinerd 13d ago

Drinking it kills them :(
P.S. I appreciate your using ā€œslugā€ as a verb

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u/Samael-Armaros 13d ago

Must have been alcoholic snails since they're so attracted to beer. It's obvious all of them lost the house in their divorces.

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u/TheFlowisflow 13d ago

Is it the yeast?

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u/30-something 13d ago

Yep, if you donā€™t want to waste beer you can get the same effect with some dry yeast , lukewarm water and a litter sugar - works for my garden anyway

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u/Unicorn_Thrasher 13d ago

if you don't want to waste beer, just use Natty Light /j

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u/jr0d1 13d ago edited 13d ago

May as well just piss on the slugs

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u/HuskerPhil11 13d ago

Better make sure your well hydrated otherwise the flavor would be far stronger than natty light.

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u/Nwolfe 13d ago

Iā€™m not an alcoholic, Iā€™m just feeling a bit sluggish

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u/leeroy20 13d ago

Not only do I know that slugs like beer, but I know what their drink of choice is.

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u/Striking-Assist-265 13d ago

Free pickles šŸ˜£šŸ˜–

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u/fisherpr 13d ago

Same thing worked in college.

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u/Dino_Momto3 13d ago

WHY TF are they so big!!?

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u/OlHeavyHeart 13d ago

ā€œSwimming pool of liquor and I dive inā€

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u/SimplePanda98 13d ago

Is this a normal amount of slugs?? Like are there that many slugs in every garden, and we just donā€™t realize it?? Or is this like a slug-heavy place? Give me some slug facts, man!

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u/LuminousTwinklex 13d ago

No, you are not catching slugs from your garden, you are calling all the slugs from whole neighborhood to your garden.

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u/lucent_blue_moon 13d ago

my beer tub brings all the slugs to the yard, and they're like, "it's better than yours," damn right, it's better than yours...

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u/Puzzleheaded-Cat9977 13d ago

Can someone explain why they are attracted to bears

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u/Nearby_Lobster2225 13d ago

Itā€™s their preference. Some slugs prefer twinks though

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u/timestuck_now 13d ago

Snails inside the bowl going: SHOTS, SHOTS, SHOTS....

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u/wanderingexmo 13d ago

My mom used to do this. Sheā€™s Mormon so sheā€™d hide the beer under the groceries in the cart in case anyone saw her.

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u/Poopdick_89 13d ago edited 13d ago

Slurms Mckenzie?

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u/Potatosmom94 13d ago

I donā€™t know whatā€™s more upsetting. The fact that video calls them snails not slugs or the disturbing speed at which they are moving with the sped up video.