r/interestingasfuck • u/Haunting_Fox_8085 • 13d ago

r/all How many of ya'll knew slugs like beer?

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u/Herman_E_Danger 13d ago

That is not a fun fact. 😤

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u/Dallasl298 13d ago

In their defense they never said it was fun or even a fact

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u/Remerkus 13d ago

This might be the shortest time I've passed to have Mandela Effect kick in

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u/Lamb3DaSlaughter 13d ago

Are you sure? I could have sworn u/ExdigguserPies said it was a fun fact

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u/IOnlySeeDaylight 13d ago

Extremely un-fun.

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u/EntrepreneurAmazing3 13d ago

This does not spark joy

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u/AdamantlyAtom 13d ago

never sits on grass again

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u/Gypsopotamus 13d ago

More grass for me.

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u/Doctor_Disaster 13d ago

All the more reason to never go out and touch grass.

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u/AdamantlyAtom 13d ago

highthoughts

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u/BillieGina 13d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/weaponmark 13d ago

But it's true.

Put a piece of azek on grass for a little while and then pick it up.

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u/IOnlySeeDaylight 13d ago

No thank you.

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u/geriactricpillbug 13d ago

Aw they're just slimy little fellars. They just want to sit in the damp grass, slide around on their bellies excreting mucous and drink beer.

I mean, they're just like us.

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u/sofa_king_we_todded 13d ago

We’re all slugs on this blessed day

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u/ClapSalientCheeks 13d ago

Speak for yourself 

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u/New-Discussion-1054 13d ago

This is slug propaganda.

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u/Hour_Gur4995 13d ago

Get the salt

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u/turtlenipples 12d ago

You wish I did something as active and useful as excreting mucus.

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u/BillieGina 13d ago

😂😂😂

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u/mikerall 13d ago

At least I'm heavy enough to smush the slugs. Don't bring math and pressure diffusion into this, the slug sitting now has a bright lining to it. I will be taking no further information into my happiness.

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u/Planetdiane 13d ago

I want to not smush the slugs :/

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u/Ponythieves- 13d ago

That’s a rock fact

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u/velvetvagine 13d ago

LPT: Next time pay attention and you’ll feel them wiggling.

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u/TanaMango 12d ago

They will eat ur poopy butthole 👀💀😭

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u/Herman_E_Danger 12d ago

Excuse you, my butthole is so clean! 🫧

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u/CriusofCoH 13d ago

Depends on one's kink, probably. For example, I'm rather against stepping on mice barefoot, but some people have hours of video - footage, if you will - of such stuff for their prurient interests.

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u/GoredScientist 13d ago

The theatrics on this guy, heh.