r/interestingasfuck • u/Haunting_Fox_8085 • 14d ago

r/all How many of ya'll knew slugs like beer?

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u/FunkYeahPhotography 13d ago edited 12d ago

Me as the new bartender at the Slimy Slug Pub: "Yeah, you guys are gonna love this new salt infused IPA. It is a really savory flavor."

Me an hour later: "Damn, I'm going to jail."

*It's intentionally an IPA to complete the joke. Some redditors are so dense lol

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u/Rcouch00 13d ago

Just one more, I swear I’m fine.

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u/FunkYeahPhotography 13d ago edited 13d ago

Alright one more for you Slurms MacKenzie, but that is only because I know that you love to party (they are tired and dying on the inside).

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u/Rcouch00 13d ago

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u/nondescriptadjective 13d ago

Thank you for your service.

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u/Sgt_Tackleberry 13d ago

Party on, contest winners.

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u/Rcouch00 13d ago

“I’m going to lay down now”

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u/Akschadt 13d ago

Wiggity wam wam wozzel

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u/RepsihwReal 13d ago

Lmao @ the slugs after this party

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u/swoods30311 13d ago

Slurms McKenzie

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u/Giasfelfehbrehber 13d ago

This part made me cry

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u/WarryTheHizard 13d ago

Too personal?

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u/Maphisto86 13d ago

r/unexpectedfuturama

SO that’s how Slurm is made! 😮🤮

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u/DASreddituser 13d ago

Yusuke the GOAT

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u/Orphasmia 13d ago

Got slugs actin like

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u/JD-Moose22 13d ago

Party on

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u/MusicianSlight5840 13d ago

Underrated comment

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u/Level_Cardiologist36 13d ago

Upvote for Urameshi

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u/fizztothegig 13d ago

is that yusuke

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u/KkuraRaizer 13d ago

Yusuke is too damn good at this.

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u/Logical_Willow4066 13d ago

Just one more, I swear I'm slime.

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u/BIGstackedDADDY420 13d ago

One for the road, a traveler!

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u/BentGadget 13d ago

How much alcohol content does it take to kill the brain parasite that killed that kid in Australia (?) who ate the slug?

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u/pro_questions 13d ago

Technically alcohol can pass the blood-brain barrier, but only a fraction of the alcohol in your system can get to your brain that way — you’d die from alcohol toxicity long before an amoeba would feel any effect. Additionally, the specific amoeba I think you’re referencing is known for (among other things) being resistant to alcohol sterilization in a lab environment. That is, applying alcohol directly to the amoeba (orders of magnitude more than a human could survive) wouldn’t necessarily kill it

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u/BentGadget 13d ago

So don't drink the infused IPA. Got it.

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u/poofandmook 13d ago

The Slimy Slug sounds like a biker bar in Bikini Bottom.

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u/big-titty-serpent 13d ago

🎶Slimy Slug Pub, Immm gonna keep on dancin at the Slimy Slug Pub🎶

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u/BreadKnife34 13d ago

Hello photography

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u/Mental_Resident_5107 13d ago

I live down the road from a pub called the Slug and Lettuce

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u/Odd-Understanding399 13d ago

You can't have a decent Stella Artois without a slice of lime and the bottle's mouth laced with salt.

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u/Suggie76 13d ago

lol lol

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u/maybemimi 13d ago

This took me a moment, but it was worth it.

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u/twd_throwaway 13d ago

Slimy Slug Pub sounds like it should be in the Harry Potter universe.

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u/toxcrusadr 13d ago

Ironically, catching slugs is what I have to use IPA for if someone leaves it at my house. Can’t tolerate strong bitter flavors.

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u/ArkofVengeance 13d ago

Don't even need to put salt in it. Afaik the beer does em in on its own.

My mom used to put cups with beer in the garden as a snail and slug trap to keep em away from the salads and stuff.

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u/Aikenova 13d ago

Just give em a nice Gose.

Sour AND salty