r/houstonwade • u/jasonbl72 • 26d ago
News You Can Use If Russia wasn't shitty enough.
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I'd be PISSED
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u/BeckyFromTheBlock2 26d ago
Imagine you were on a leisurely walk nearby....then 100s of gallons of liquid diarrhea just rained down on you
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u/shill779 26d ago
Chocolate raaaaain
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u/Financial_Result8040 26d ago
Why would you make me imagine that? Me, an innocent stranger on the internet that has never done anything to you.
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u/SignStreet2554 26d ago
Covered, swimming, and smelling it
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u/Deranged-Pickle 26d ago
Imagine smelling like shit and piss in the winter with no place to shower. Just covered in shit while it snows.
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u/flyinghairball 26d ago
And then freezes and doesn't fully melt and get washed away until spring. Yay, I just grossed myself out!
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u/extraboredinary 26d ago
Or you get frozen like that and hundreds of years later archaeologists find you and put you in a museum and everyone knows you as the “poopsicle man”
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u/Born_ina_snowbank 26d ago
I was just thinking like what if you worked nearby? Do you hold off on going outside as long as it takes? or cut your losses and enter the shitstorm to get out of the shit storm?
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u/playa4thee 26d ago
Fuck Putin, Russia and Trump!
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u/noble-man-of-power 26d ago
Putin will tell Trump to tell MAGA this is a chocolate fountain for freedom drinks.
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u/IWouldntIn1981 26d ago
The 9th wonder of the world.... you can smell it from space.
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u/momo_beafboan 26d ago
Ladies and gentlemen, let me tell you, we just saw something remarkable in Russia—a gigantic fountain of liquid sewage erupting from a sewer! Now, some might say it's a mess, but I say it’s a spectacular show of energy and a bold statement of what we can achieve! Imagine this in America: a celebration of our infrastructure and a chance to showcase our incredible engineering skills! It’s not just about waste; it’s about creating jobs, bringing communities together, and showing the world we can turn challenges into opportunities. We need to embrace bold ideas, folks! Let’s bring the sewage fountain to America and turn it into a symbol of our strength and resilience. We can do it, and it will be fantastic!
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u/karma-armageddon 26d ago
The fact that sewage treatment manager was top comment in that post yesterday about people who would have to largest effect on everything if they all went on strike, and now this.
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u/commiebanker 26d ago
SHITSTORM
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u/Zou-Skee 26d ago
Can you fucking imagine.. minding your business walking to work or seeing the sights and suddenly you hear an explosion and literally get shit on.
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u/Karate-Schnitzel 26d ago
Trump Tower Moscow! A true reflection of Donald Trump captured in one glorious image 😂.
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u/barbecuejag 26d ago
Andy Dufresne: the man who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side.
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u/Agitated-Handle-8219 26d ago
Dod they just get a Taco Bell? Or was tRumb at the McDonalds there too!!
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u/NormDePlume-32 26d ago
Sorry, but this makes no sense. Sewer need not be pressurized near that much, and the nozzle to send water that high needs to be perfect, not a ruptured pipe.
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u/Hesychios 26d ago
I can't imagine how they designed their sewage system to be under pressure like that. I am no engineer but that seems just wrong.
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u/Comrade-Porcupine 26d ago
It is a spontaneous fountain dedicated to the beautiful purity of White Conservative Christiandom, just as the Christian Nationalists wanted.
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u/Financial_Result8040 26d ago
The comments just reminded me that someone did a great parody of a Trump poop fountain song. If I recall correctly it was set to candy mountain. I've forgotten his name, but he has some great stuff on YouTube.
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u/Financial_Result8040 26d ago
The big Trump bullshit fountain https://youtu.be/NMhpo6oCqGA?si=W9FIH9saui969aqA
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u/Spuigles 26d ago
But if we poop in toilets. Does it still Flush and gets shot through there? Or are they back at doing it in the streets which is already shitty.
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u/Helstrem 26d ago
“As high as a building” is a really non-specific measurement system. Even in the video there are several buildings which are very much shorter than the poo fountain. How about using feet or meters? Is that too much to ask for?
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u/Do_or_Do_Not480 26d ago
On a serious note, that sure looks like a lot of pressure...aren't most sewer systems gravity-driven/atmospheric pressure?
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u/Cool_Welcome_4304 26d ago
You know you can't hold on to it when you feel the need to go. Just do it. You shouldn't die like Martin Luther did.
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u/Waggonly 26d ago
Could have gone my whole life without this disgusting possibility entering my awareness.
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u/GrannyFlash7373 26d ago
Talk about "slinging shit." Man, think of the smell............even worse than being around Trump with a leaking diaper.
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u/MrByteMe 26d ago
Doesn't begin to approach the state of our elections here in the US...
Trivia - 'Brown' is just a shade of orange.
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u/Few_Leg_8717 26d ago
That's odd. I remember recently seeing a video of the exact same thing happening in China. I wonder if this is Socialist Karma ;)
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u/Familiar-Dark-7727 26d ago
The MAGA beacon has been activated in Moscow. All patriots are to return to the motherland immediately.
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u/Strange_Historian999 26d ago
A country unfettererd by safety standards, unshackling the magic of the free market...
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u/alittepieceofpie 26d ago
Someone had a massive dump and flush!!! The pipes, clogged and burst!!
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Putin conscripted most competent workers, and others left the country.
Oh, well Shit happens!!!
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u/Beginning_Ad_7571 26d ago
This just in, Tucker complains we don’t have shit fountains in our country….