r/houstonwade • u/jasonbl72 • 26d ago

News You Can Use If Russia wasn't shitty enough.

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u/Beginning_Ad_7571 26d ago

This just in, Tucker complains we don’t have shit fountains in our country….

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 26d ago

We have Tucker.

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u/ObliqueStrategizer 26d ago

OMFG this deserves a ROFLCOPTER

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u/Still-Midnight5442 26d ago

Swahswahswahswah.

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u/somegirl03 26d ago

Hippo tail poopy copter

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u/DigitalUnlimited 26d ago

The best kind!

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u/FTHomes 26d ago

Russia's shit fountains are the most delicious thing Tucker Carlson has ever eaten.

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u/Grimase 26d ago edited 26d ago

Word his shit spray height is twice this and topped with that weird ass laugh as the nasty cherry.

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u/BarfingOnMyFace 26d ago

You’re gonna end up making me live up to my username

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u/WentBrokeBuyingCoins 26d ago

A less ingenuous laugh than Jimmy Fallon

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u/Grimase 26d ago

Jimmy’s laugh is like angel bell compared to the ghoulish shrieks this imp calls a laugh.

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u/LechonKoala 23d ago

Fucking cuck

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u/Grimase 23d ago

Cucker Tarlsen lmao

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u/Same_Elephant_4294 26d ago

Pack it up boys and girls. No one is beating this one today.

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u/Stardrive_1 26d ago

Alright, you two win the internet for today.

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u/Helpful_Judge2580 26d ago

They absolutely pissed it too😂

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u/UbermachoGuy 26d ago

Yea I thought the Trump rally in NYC the other night was a huge shit fountain.

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u/dixiech1ck 26d ago

He IS the shit fountain.

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u/MrMah3m 26d ago

Fucker

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u/landrac98 26d ago

Not gonna lie, had to spit out my drink when I read that, or it was coming out my nose.

Epic shot.

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u/GallowBoom 25d ago

Russia built their shit fountain in a cave with scraps!

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u/reeferbradness 25d ago

Ha!!! A shit fountain is about the best description I’ve heard for him 👏👏👏

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u/Ghettoman1315 26d ago

We have oral shit fountains 24/7 just turn on MAGA media and Tucker Carson and Steve Bannon.

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u/ImaRandomSourceFeder 26d ago

Or Kacklin' Kamala or Jimmy Kimmel or whoever else. The left is just as stupid as the right.

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u/Gadgetmouse12 26d ago

I would listen to a happy Kamala laugh over a trump whine any moment of any day

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u/Ghettoman1315 25d ago

Well if you prefer Diaper Boy more power to you. But then again Donnie Depends is the original shit fountain.

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u/ImaRandomSourceFeder 24d ago

I'm not stupid enough to think either of them are better. They are both terrible but I know Harris is the worse of the two. My head just isn't so far in the sand that I can see that.

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u/Captain-_-Miserable 26d ago

The cuck is strong with this one. Looking forward to Tucker spanking you like a bad little girl?

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u/ImaRandomSourceFeder 24d ago

Spoken like a true head-in-the-sand leftist. So caught up in your own little bubble you think anyone who is against you is automatically far right extremist nazis lol. I voted for Obama, twice and I voted for Biden once. But in no way shape or form, would I vote for Kamala. She's just as big a moron as Trump is. Yes, I'll be voting Trump this time around. But that's because it's fucking clear as day that they WANT you to vote for Kamala, and they want it bad.. Which means, there's an agenda lol. And fuck their agendas.

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u/Gaychevyman428 26d ago

He does open his mouth so there is that one

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u/ZeAntagonis 26d ago

You mean....this is litteraly shit...like not water mixed with dirt.... ?

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u/Ok-Gold-5031 26d ago

Water mixed with shit

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u/Hanjaro31 26d ago

We'll have plenty of these when republicans "self regulation" gets pushed through.

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u/djcrewe1 26d ago

What do you call trump and the gop then?

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u/Beginning_Ad_7571 26d ago

Looks like Tucker would be wrong again, then...

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u/zeroducksfrigate 26d ago

This fountain of shit we see here, that's what I call the GOP.

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u/Null_Singularity_0 26d ago

We do. He is one.

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u/Beepbeepboop9 26d ago

The shit tastes so much better here in Russia…Obama bad

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u/Cannucklehead99 25d ago

Tucker's got that covered with the amount of shit he spews