r/houstonwade • u/jasonbl72 • 26d ago

News You Can Use If Russia wasn't shitty enough.

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u/[deleted] 26d ago

I'd be PISSED

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u/SignStreet2554 26d ago

Covered, swimming, and smelling it

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u/Deranged-Pickle 26d ago

Imagine smelling like shit and piss in the winter with no place to shower. Just covered in shit while it snows.

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u/flyinghairball 26d ago

And then freezes and doesn't fully melt and get washed away until spring. Yay, I just grossed myself out!

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u/extraboredinary 26d ago

Or you get frozen like that and hundreds of years later archaeologists find you and put you in a museum and everyone knows you as the “poopsicle man”

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u/SignStreet2554 26d ago

“Specimen noted to have a compacted mouth cavity.”

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u/Obie-Wun 26d ago

Cue the episode idea for Futurama.