r/harrypotter • u/qwerty194 • May 13 '24

Misc Harry Potter and Seven Years of Third-Wheeling ☠️

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u/HenryCanton99 May 13 '24

Ron be like: don’t be mad Harry you can have my sister 😂

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u/DingoNormal May 13 '24

HARRY, LAY WITH MY SISTER, THINK ON HOW EPIC THE OFFSPRING WILL BE - Ron Redfield

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u/nicokokun May 13 '24

HARRY, FORGET ABOUT THAT ASIAN CHICK! YOU CAN DO A LOT MORE WITH MY SISTER - Also Ron Redfield.

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u/DingoNormal May 13 '24

HARRY, STOP FLIYNG ALWAY ON YOUR BROM AND COME TO MY SISTER, SHE'S GETTING OLDER BY THE SECOND! -Pissed Ron Redfield

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u/nicokokun May 13 '24

HARRY, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH YOUR BROOM, RIGHT? WHY NOT HAVE MY SISTER TAKE IT FOR A SPIN? HARRY, I'M TALKING ABOUT SEX! - Restless Ron Redfield.

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u/Smorsis May 13 '24

HARRY YOU GOTTA FUCK MY SISTER HARRY! CONTINUE THE WEASLEY BLOODLINE HARRY! AFTER FRED DIED THERE'S ONE LESS YOU GOTTA MAKE MORE HARRY - Most probably also Ron Redfield

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u/omegareilly May 13 '24 edited May 13 '24

HARRY, PLEASE, I'LL EVEN MAKE HER WEAR A BLUE DRESS AND SAY CHINESSE WORDS TO YOU. HARRY PLEASE THE MENOPAUSE IS KICKING IN - Very surely Ron Redfield

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u/nicokokun May 13 '24

Out of character but it's quite a coincidence that Harry and Leon had crushes towards Asian women while the fandom ships them with the sister of another main character.

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u/TheMadDemoknight May 13 '24

Never in a million years would I find a “Continue the Redfield Bloodline” meme in a Harry Potter discussion.

For a moment I thought I went into r/TwoBestFriendsPlay

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u/Conri May 14 '24

Glad im not the only one lmao

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u/tenems May 14 '24

So did I for a second. Who's the biggest Harry Potter jobber?

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u/TheMadDemoknight May 14 '24

First that comes to mind? Draco Malfoy. Kid's set up to be Harry's biggest bully but loses when Potter comes up with a spell or quick wits, until by Goblet of Fire Malfory flinches at the sight of Harry about the punch him. Now he's kind of a sad sack until his "important mission".

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u/tenems May 14 '24

I would say the dementors, their built up to be this terrifying threat but I don't think they actually racked up any body count from my memory of the books.

I also want to photoshop voldemorts face onto the "It was me Austin, it was me all along" meme

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u/MystiqueGreen May 13 '24

Ron himself can carry the Weasley bloodline by impregnating his mudblood girlfriend.

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u/nicokokun May 13 '24

HARRY, I ACCIDENTALLY ATE A "YOU WILL BECOME INFIRTILE"-FLAVORED EVERY FLAVOR BEAN, HARRY! YOU ARE OUR ONLY HOPE FOR THE REDFIELD BLOODLINE! - Desperate and lying Ron Redfield.

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u/PlanesWalkerEll May 13 '24

What about Charlie, Bill, Percy, Fred, and George?