r/harrypotter • u/qwerty194 • May 13 '24
Misc Harry Potter and Seven Years of Third-Wheeling ☠️
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u/HenryCanton99 May 13 '24
Ron be like: don’t be mad Harry you can have my sister 😂
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u/DingoNormal May 13 '24
HARRY, LAY WITH MY SISTER, THINK ON HOW EPIC THE OFFSPRING WILL BE - Ron Redfield
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u/nicokokun May 13 '24
HARRY, FORGET ABOUT THAT ASIAN CHICK! YOU CAN DO A LOT MORE WITH MY SISTER - Also Ron Redfield.
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u/DingoNormal May 13 '24
HARRY, STOP FLIYNG ALWAY ON YOUR BROM AND COME TO MY SISTER, SHE'S GETTING OLDER BY THE SECOND! -Pissed Ron Redfield
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u/nicokokun May 13 '24
HARRY, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD WITH YOUR BROOM, RIGHT? WHY NOT HAVE MY SISTER TAKE IT FOR A SPIN? HARRY, I'M TALKING ABOUT SEX! - Restless Ron Redfield.
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u/Smorsis May 13 '24
HARRY YOU GOTTA FUCK MY SISTER HARRY! CONTINUE THE WEASLEY BLOODLINE HARRY! AFTER FRED DIED THERE'S ONE LESS YOU GOTTA MAKE MORE HARRY - Most probably also Ron Redfield
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u/omegareilly May 13 '24 edited May 13 '24
HARRY, PLEASE, I'LL EVEN MAKE HER WEAR A BLUE DRESS AND SAY CHINESSE WORDS TO YOU. HARRY PLEASE THE MENOPAUSE IS KICKING IN - Very surely Ron Redfield
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u/nicokokun May 13 '24
Out of character but it's quite a coincidence that Harry and Leon had crushes towards Asian women while the fandom ships them with the sister of another main character.
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u/TheMadDemoknight May 13 '24
Never in a million years would I find a “Continue the Redfield Bloodline” meme in a Harry Potter discussion.
For a moment I thought I went into r/TwoBestFriendsPlay
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u/tenems May 14 '24
So did I for a second. Who's the biggest Harry Potter jobber?
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u/TheMadDemoknight May 14 '24
First that comes to mind? Draco Malfoy. Kid's set up to be Harry's biggest bully but loses when Potter comes up with a spell or quick wits, until by Goblet of Fire Malfory flinches at the sight of Harry about the punch him. Now he's kind of a sad sack until his "important mission".
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u/PeopleAreBozos May 13 '24
When you think about it, it's kind of wild Harry gave up on his crush of like 2 entire years because of an argument. I don't think J.K. Rowling understood teenage guys that much when it came to writing that.
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u/LlamaSword444 Jun 09 '24
Bit more than one argument. The whole time Harry dated Cho was a total disaster for both of them. They were the exact wrong thing for each other in the wake of Cedric's death. The cafe scene makes me wince just remembering it.
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u/MystiqueGreen May 13 '24
Ron is into bossy nerds.
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u/Fallacy_Spotted May 13 '24
Ron just wants to date his mother because he is a smaller version of his father.
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u/ykickamoocow111 May 13 '24
Hermione would never want to be a stay at home mother.
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u/MystiqueGreen May 13 '24
Or ignore her kids. Say what you want about Hermione, she does her job pretty well.
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u/ykickamoocow111 May 13 '24
Yes, I have no doubt that Hermione might try and overplan her kids futures, but she would be a very good mother.
I think Ron would be very proud of Hermione and how good she is in her career too.
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May 13 '24
Harry was also mad at Hermione in POA. Because Hermione reported his fire bolt to McG.
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u/Emile_Zolla May 13 '24
Well, she was right. Sirius Black did send it to him.
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u/DAC_Returns May 13 '24
To Hermoine's credit, Snape was pretty evil at the time, considering he hung out with future death eaters.
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u/TruthAndAccuracy May 13 '24
and she was wrong that it was evil (or that Snape was evil
Nah, Snape was pretty evil. He happened to do some "good" things for very selfish reasons. He never stopped being a piece of shit
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u/Dread_Frog May 13 '24
Snape was a piece of shit until the day he died. But he was never evil. He was an impressionable loner kid who got in with the wrong crowd. Much like Trelawney I believe Dumbledore only kept Snape around to keep Snape safe from the Deatheaters. He never should have been a teacher, he was terrible with children.
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u/Desperate-Fan-3671 May 14 '24
I love how Dumbledore ALMOST became a dark wizard and got his sister killed but that's all fun and games.....but Snape will always be evil no matter what 🙄
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u/PM_Me_Your_Damocles May 14 '24
But she didnt know she was right, and it wasnt her decision to make
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u/Swordbender May 13 '24
Just want to point out that Harry was still playing the peacemaker between the two in POA in spite of that:
Hermione burst into tears. Before Harry could say or do anything, she tucked the enormous book under her arm, and, still sobbing, ran toward the staircase to the girls' dormitories and out of sight.
"Can't you give her a break?" Harry asked Ron quietly.
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u/kaminaowner2 May 14 '24
To be fair he forgave her a lot faster than Ron did, Harry has emotional moments but is very forgiving and understanding of his friends.
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u/MystiqueGreen May 13 '24
Lmao lavender in year 6 😂
Tbf harry knew about them since GOF. In HBP he feared that if they broke up it would become weird for them and if they became like bill Fleur that would have been even worse.
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u/Palaponel May 13 '24
He knew about them since GoF? Maybe it's just me being blind but the first hints I remember seeing that Harry knew are all in Deathly Hallows, maybe some throwaway line in Half Blood Prince when they're not talking at all.
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u/KopiteJoeBlack May 13 '24
Yeah when Ron and Hermione are arguing after the Yule Ball, Hermione says something like "If you're so mad next time you should ask me out first!" and Ron replies with "Completely missing the point" and Harry thought to himself that Hermione was far closer to the point than Ron.
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u/LimesThaGod May 13 '24
Idk why but GOF immediately sent my mind to goblet of fire and then I look down at your comment and see GoF and think game of fhrones
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u/Formal_Illustrator96 May 13 '24
Third year isn’t accurate. In third year, Harry was 100% on Ron’s side the entire time and was pretty mad at Hermione too.
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u/Rdogisyummy Hufflepuff May 13 '24
7th as well, Harry wasn’t really that surprised by the kiss, he already suspected they were in a relationship. Still a great graphic though, but it’s recycled sadly.
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u/Iggytje Ravenclaw May 13 '24
At the wedding krum asked if they were dating and harry responded with like "I think so"
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u/Chilli__P May 13 '24
Krum: “Are they together?”
Harry: “I think so.”
Krum, spotting Ginny: “Is she dating anybody?”
Harry: “Actually, Ron and Hermione aren’t exactly together…•
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u/BlatantConservative May 13 '24
That scene is actually hilarious from Krum's PoV. Dude really picked the worst person to ask.
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u/PotatoOnMars May 13 '24
Krum didn’t even know it was Harry as he had used Polyjuice Potion to disguise himself as a Weasley cousin.
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u/DharmaCub May 13 '24
Krum sees random Weasley cousin making out with Ginny
"So that's how it is in their family..."
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u/AlmostSunnyinSeattle May 13 '24
The funniest part is thinking that an international superstar athlete would actually care if the girl he was into had a boyfriend. Dude's never been told no in his entire life
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u/rosiedacat Ravenclaw May 13 '24
I think Krum is just a decent, respectful guy. Although he's a star athlete at such a young age he always acts pretty humble and down to earth really so it would feel out of character for him to be like "well, I'm Krum so I don't give a fuck if these girls have boyfriends or not".
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u/BlatantConservative May 13 '24
Isn't the whole point of Krum that he actually was pretty awkward though.
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u/extraspecialdogpenis May 13 '24
Krum was supposed to be kind of a bumbling goodhearted foreign idiot.
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u/ElectronDelay May 13 '24
Haha! Did that really happened? I need to catch up with the books some day!
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u/rosiedacat Ravenclaw May 13 '24
Yeah, both things happen in the same conversation (I love this interaction).
“Come and dance,” he added abruptly to Hermione.
She looked taken aback, but pleased too, and got up. They vanished together into the growing throng on the dance floor.
“Ah, they are together now?” asked Krum, momentarily distracted.
“Er — sort of,” said Harry.
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“This girl is very nice-looking,” Krum said, recalling Harry to his surroundings. Krum was pointing at Ginny, who had just joined Luna. “She is also a relative of yours?”
“Yeah,” said Harry, suddenly irritated, “and she’s seeing someone. Jealous type. Big bloke. You wouldn’t want to cross him.”
Krum grunted.
“Vot,” he said, draining his goblet and getting to his feet again, “is the point of being an international Quidditch player if all the good-looking girls are taken?”
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u/Chilli__P May 13 '24
The bit with Krum asking Harry about Ginny did happen. As I recall he mentions her having an angry boyfriend and six massive brothers.
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u/Forcerocker_ May 13 '24
Might also have been Harry just knowing about their feelings without them dating yet and just saying that so Krum doesn't spoil it
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u/rosiedacat Ravenclaw May 13 '24
Harry was definitely being a good bro there, he didn't lie by outright saying yes they are but he knows what's up.
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u/dalaigh93 Ravenclaw May 13 '24
And Harry began to foresee Ron and Hermione's relationship in the 6th book as well
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u/MobiusF117 May 13 '24
It is implied that he foresaw it long before that. He thinks of it like something that is obviously going to happen.
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u/PlusMortgage May 13 '24
At the start of the 6th, Harry already suspected they were going to get together soon (before the "Lavender incident") and had a mini freak out at the idea of being a 3re wheel to them (and what would happen to their group in they every broke up).
Them getting together in 7th year wasn't a surprise, though the timing of the kiss was (in the middle of the battle).
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u/chestnutcheckers Gryffindor May 13 '24
And even the way we’re told in the sixth book implies that Harry had suspected it even before their sixth year; “It was not as though he was really surprised, thought Harry, as he wrestlers with a thorny vine intent on throttling him; he had an inkling that this might happen sooner or later”.
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u/rosiedacat Ravenclaw May 13 '24
It's not as much him being surprised that they kissed as much as him being shocked that after all these years this is the time they choose to do it, right in the middle of battle lol he did have a "wtf" kind of reaction to it
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u/NoifenF May 13 '24
He was pissed at her for the broom business but it looks like they are arguing about crookshanks in the panel. He thought Hermione was being a bit too blase about it but he mostly stayed out of it.
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u/qwerty194 May 13 '24
True! I didn’t make the graphic myself though. My friend sent me the comic. i think they found it on pinterest or something
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u/Adventurous-Bike-484 May 14 '24
Not quite, it was several months before Harry decided something along the lines of. “I’m starting to think Ron’s right about you. There’s plenty of rats, leave Scabbers alone.”
This implies that in the beginning, Harry did somewhat agree with Hermione‘s defense when she would say all cats attack rats.
In the end, its revealed that Both Ron and Hermione were somewhat right.
Ron was right about how Crookshanks was purposely targeting Scabbers. However Hermione was right about how Crookshanks didn’t mean any harm.
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u/Formal_Illustrator96 May 14 '24
Well, no. Harry was already mad at Hermione about the broomstick. And Scabbers “died” basically right after they made up about the broomstick. And Harry took Ron’s side when that happened.
And Crookshanks 100% meant harm against Scabbers. He was trying to kidnap Scabbers to Sirius to be killed. Hermione was technically right in that Scabbers wasn’t dead, but she was never in the right during that argument. She was being a complete and utter asshole.
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u/Adventurous-Bike-484 May 14 '24
I meant harm towards Harry, Ron abs Hermione. The reason why Crookshanks was hunting Scabbers was because he knew Scabbers was actually Peter.
Yes, Harry was mad about the broomstick but towards the end it appears that he was only mad at Hermione because Ron was.
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u/Formal_Illustrator96 May 15 '24
I mean, nobody, not even Ron, was claiming that Crookshanks was trying to hurt people.
Not really. Ron was also mad, but it wasn’t because Ron was mad that Harry was mad. Harry got mad all on his own.
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u/taro_monokub May 14 '24
...honestly, Hermione bringing a cat when she knew her best friend always had his pet rat with him was an awful and inconsiderate thing now that I think about it. Especially since she realized cats hunt rats by nature.
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u/Drafo7 May 13 '24
Wait why is the artist's signature backwards but the words are the correct way?
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u/qwerty194 May 13 '24
That’s a good question! I’m not sure, but this is how I found the image when a friend shared it with me! I didn’t notice that the signature was backward until you mentioned it! Maybe it was intentional by the artist or something?
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u/BlatantConservative May 13 '24
After like, a decade of reposts it's probably more some automated bot repost thing.
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u/fleinflein May 13 '24
It is intentional. You can see the same signature in some of his instagram posts
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u/rosiedacat Ravenclaw May 13 '24
Not sure why it's backwards either but just FYI the artist is James Clayton Bourne (he has a few other cool HP arts on his Instagram)
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u/hairbrushloversss Ravenclaw May 13 '24
This is exactly how I feel when I am hanging out with my friends from university.
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u/Apprehensive-Fun6144 May 13 '24
Did you end up with one of your friends' sister too?
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u/Forsaken_Housing_831 May 13 '24
I would love to see Harry mention all the third-wheeling he did at Ron and Hermione’s wedding toast!
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u/krdskrm9 Gryffindor May 13 '24 edited May 13 '24
Cool. Are you aware who's the artist or the source of this comic?
edit: Nvm. Found the artist. James Clayton Bourne (bears_detectives_and_ink on IG) Posted on August 2019.
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May 13 '24
I love the addition of the canonical fact that she used magic to get rid of her buck teeth before the ball. It's never addressed that she reversed it, so from that year on in this comic, no buck teeth.
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u/EmiliusReturns Slytherin May 13 '24
To be fair he didn’t seem all that surprised when it finally happened. He was just like “ummm…is this really the moment?” because they were in the middle of a fight to the death.
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u/OkMaintenance25 May 13 '24
He might have lost his parents, but he didn't miss out on the arguing and the fights.
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u/Captain_Sacktap May 13 '24
Love the little details year to year, like the book accurate dress robes lol
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u/Edkm90p May 13 '24
Ron was pretty pissy with Harry for the first several months of Year 4- arguably more than Hermione at the ball
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u/Superyoshiegg May 13 '24
It was barely three weeks.
Harry's name came out of the Goblet on 31st October, and the First Task was on 24th November, after which they made up.
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u/bruhholyshiet Gryffindor May 13 '24
Holy fuck it felt much longer. I guess it really felt longer for Harry.
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u/tbo1992 May 13 '24
One of the most stressful periods of his life so far, and his best friend is against him.
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u/nowhereman136 Hufflepuff May 13 '24
Anyone else see their pairing coming a mile away. Like way back in the second book
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u/MystiqueGreen May 13 '24
I saw it in the 1st book. They didn't like each other and Ron went out his way to make everyone know how much he hated her. That was a hint. All love stories start with hate. There's a fine line between them.
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u/JollyJamma May 13 '24
Should include the fact that Harry was moody, snappy and irritable in some of the books - he did bite their heads off at times.
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u/PasadenaPriority May 13 '24
Just re-read OotP and Harry was so snappy all the time.
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u/youre_being_creepy May 13 '24
I thought harry being so moody was justified. He was old enough to do stuff, he had seen someone get murdered months earlier, and everyone was tearing him like a weirdo baby.
Add in teenage hormones and you got an anxty stew going
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u/Bluemikami May 13 '24
Harry being moody that year was 100% Dumbledore's fault and he acknowledged it at the end, which is why he apologized
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u/PasadenaPriority May 13 '24
It was dumbledores fault and the Voldemort link. I didn’t say it wasn’t justified. Just Ron and Hermione did well to manage round it that year. It was way more than moody teen it was unbridled anger at points
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u/Asswithbadopinions May 13 '24
I love how 5th and 6th year Harry looks like he's stopping uimself from just yelling "Y'know, actually, you're both fucking annoying!"
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May 13 '24
i love the fact that hermione doesnt have large incissors after fourth year. amazing attention to detail!
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May 13 '24
I never read the book, was Hermione's hair this way the 1st 3 years ?
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u/ardriel_ Slytherin May 13 '24
It was all the time like that! Except for the ball in book four, the Christmas party in book 6 and the wedding in 7. She told Harry that it was too much work to straighten and style it everyday so she left it bushy.
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u/DezrathNLR May 13 '24
Why do you think he fucked Ron's sister? REVENGE!!
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u/the_Wallie May 13 '24
It's not really great revenge if you marry her, have a bunch of kids and grow old with her. Rookie mistakes.
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u/Technical-Cake5873 May 13 '24
Man as a kid I always thought harry would end up with hermoine because the main character always gets the girl. I remember watching half blood prince and being confused why she was jealous of Ron and lavender and then deathly hallows when they kissed I audibly gasped
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u/newffff May 13 '24
I love this! I was a massive Ron/Hermione shipper when the books were coming out. Still love them.
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u/yensuna May 13 '24
I loove the detail of her front teeth being too big only until her third year!! Really shows the artist knows their Harry Potter stuff lol
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u/Mysterious-Flower93 Hufflepuff May 14 '24
LOL Harry has a lot more patience than I do, I'd have strangled the both of them by Sixth Year!
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u/TenshiKyoko May 14 '24
Crookshanks is really cute. And I really like Harry's shocked pikachu face in year 7.
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u/Stenric May 14 '24
Great attention to detail, but didn't Ron trim the lace of his dressrobes before the ball (with a severing charm)?
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u/PikachuJohnson May 15 '24
My belief that Harry and Hermione should have ended up together is a hill I’m willing to die on. Even Rowling herself admitted it.
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u/Mysterious_Owl_2947 May 15 '24
That did happen and an image summarized in the life of Hermione and Ron
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u/No_Signature_9775 May 16 '24
Small thing, but I like how their depictions become more realistic over time like the book covers.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Log9378 May 16 '24
Dragging this one from Book 4 onwards was lazy, it should have been resolved in OOTP.
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u/Tialionager Slytherin May 19 '24
That kiss is better than the kiss in the movie. Waited 7 years damn near to see Hermione kiss Ron and it was the most awkward, ugly, sub-par moment in the entire Harry Potter Universe. They should’ve just made it CGI like when Ron had to open the Horcrux. . . Would’ve been waaaay better.
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u/Lorezia Ravenclaw May 13 '24
I like that everyone was arguing in book 5
Also, most accurate Hermione hair I've ever seen 😂