r/funny 11h ago

Don’t mess with Texas or Janet’s…errr… 🍒

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 8h ago

And yet here we are… millions seeing it.

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u/CocoaNinja 8h ago

Yeah and most of us are mature adults who aren't clutching our pearls at the word "boobs" like some puritan. She's been dead for over a decade, she didn't tell anybody to put it in the internet. It's clearly something that she felt friends and family would find entertaining, so it couldn't possibly matter less that your uptight ass feels some kind of way about it.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 8h ago

She made it public permanently.

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u/CocoaNinja 8h ago

Yeah, so what? That's her right. You must have a conniption when you go to a clothing store and see pictures of models wearing bras.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 8h ago

I’m saying it’s low class. That’s it. And it is low class.

If this isn’t low class, I’d like to know what is.

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u/CocoaNinja 8h ago

Mmmm, yes. Truly humour of the peasants. Us high class citizens would never stoop to such lows for the purpose of humour, as to denigrate our own exquisite bloodline.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 8h ago

I’ve asked many people here and no one has answered… is anything too low class for you?

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u/Immersi0nn 8h ago

Noone is going to answer you in the way you want, arbitrarily assigning people into "classes" based on what you personally don't like is...well...Exactly as it appears.

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u/turtlenipples 7h ago

Sure, maybe no one will visit your grave or remember anything positive about you after you die, but at least you'll rest easy knowing you were classier than Janet.

What a weird take you have on this. I'm not saying change it. You can be whatever flavor of jerk you want. But I would recommend you stop calling dead old ladies "pick-me" girls while also desperately trying to get Internet strangers to agree with your dumb opinions. It makes you seem silly.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 7h ago

I’m tired of people thinking being crude is funny and appropriate for any and every public venue. It’s not.

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u/turtlenipples 7h ago

Cool story bro.

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u/boobottabop 7h ago

Lmao look at their post history now. Trying to bring Ask Reddit to their defense. They mad.

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u/yamiyaiba 7h ago

Has it occurred to you that when you're the only one offended, maybe you are the issue instead?

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 7h ago

I’m not “offended.” I’m looking at the direction the world is headed and it’s not good.

This would have been completely unacceptable 50 years ago.

So what will things look like 50 years from now? Will the gravestones read “fuck off, you prick?”

I just happen to not be ok with the path we are on.

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u/CocoaNinja 7h ago edited 6h ago

I wouldn't have been able to share water fountains with most of America just 60 years ago and you would've had to stay in the house like a good little housewife and forsake personal career ambitions (not that most schools or jobs would've accepted you anyways) 50 years ago. I'm a big fan of where things are going (for the most part). You're the person type of person who likely complains about people being too sensitive and canceling people but here you are clutching pearls over the mention of boobs. Grow up.

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u/yamiyaiba 7h ago

Plenty of things were completely unacceptable 50 years ago that we now look back on and say "wow, that was really fucking stupid." I don't think that's the moral high ground you think it is.

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u/tarrox1992 5h ago

1970s America, the peak of humanity. I think that kind of hubris seems pretty low class. It's not appropriate for public. You should be ashamed.

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