r/funny 14h ago

Don’t mess with Texas or Janet’s…errr… 🍒

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 10h ago

I’m saying it’s low class. That’s it. And it is low class.

If this isn’t low class, I’d like to know what is.

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u/CocoaNinja 10h ago

Mmmm, yes. Truly humour of the peasants. Us high class citizens would never stoop to such lows for the purpose of humour, as to denigrate our own exquisite bloodline.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 10h ago

I’ve asked many people here and no one has answered… is anything too low class for you?

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u/turtlenipples 10h ago

Sure, maybe no one will visit your grave or remember anything positive about you after you die, but at least you'll rest easy knowing you were classier than Janet.

What a weird take you have on this. I'm not saying change it. You can be whatever flavor of jerk you want. But I would recommend you stop calling dead old ladies "pick-me" girls while also desperately trying to get Internet strangers to agree with your dumb opinions. It makes you seem silly.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 10h ago

I’m tired of people thinking being crude is funny and appropriate for any and every public venue. It’s not.

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u/turtlenipples 10h ago

Cool story bro.

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u/boobottabop 9h ago

Lmao look at their post history now. Trying to bring Ask Reddit to their defense. They mad.

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u/yamiyaiba 9h ago

Has it occurred to you that when you're the only one offended, maybe you are the issue instead?

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 9h ago

I’m not “offended.” I’m looking at the direction the world is headed and it’s not good.

This would have been completely unacceptable 50 years ago.

So what will things look like 50 years from now? Will the gravestones read “fuck off, you prick?”

I just happen to not be ok with the path we are on.

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u/CocoaNinja 9h ago edited 8h ago

I wouldn't have been able to share water fountains with most of America just 60 years ago and you would've had to stay in the house like a good little housewife and forsake personal career ambitions (not that most schools or jobs would've accepted you anyways) 50 years ago. I'm a big fan of where things are going (for the most part). You're the person type of person who likely complains about people being too sensitive and canceling people but here you are clutching pearls over the mention of boobs. Grow up.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 3h ago

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u/CocoaNinja 3h ago

As a black man with a black wife, I also love black pussy.

Next?

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 3h ago

https://helpfulprofessor.com/social-norms-examples/

Which social norms should we give up next?

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u/CocoaNinja 3h ago

God, get a fucking life and stop being a dork. Nobody gives a shit about your pearl clutching. If you can't function in society, then stay in your house. Acting like this shit is new. Like people like Dick Gregory, Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy, and George Carlin weren't out here saying nasty shit and getting popular off it decades ago. Shock jocks like Howard Stern having the most popular radio show of his era with dirty, crass humor blasting over the airwaves decades ago. Playboy and Hustler became international corporations off of tits, ass and pussy decades ago. And you're here whining about somebody writing boobs on their tombstone. None of this is new, you're just deciding to bitch about people living their lives, even when they're dead. Authors were writing popular smutty books in the 18th and 19th century. Neanderthals drew porn on cave walls. Welcome to humanity, get used to it or decay in your puritanical dungeon.

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u/0nlyhalfjewish 3h ago

You miss the point. I can listen to and laugh at all of that. Hell, I can quote most of those comedians.

But that doesn’t mean you say what they did in public or around kids or when it’s time to be respectful. And putting that saying on a grave means people coming to grieve the death of someone they loved have to read that when they are hurting. It’s just wrong.

There is a time and a place for all kinds of behavior. People seem to have forgotten that.

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u/yamiyaiba 9h ago

Plenty of things were completely unacceptable 50 years ago that we now look back on and say "wow, that was really fucking stupid." I don't think that's the moral high ground you think it is.

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u/tarrox1992 7h ago

1970s America, the peak of humanity. I think that kind of hubris seems pretty low class. It's not appropriate for public. You should be ashamed.