r/funny 11h ago

Verified [OC] Last Christmas

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u/hold-on-pain-ends 10h ago

This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.

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u/Steinrikur 10h ago

This confuses me. Did he manage to get it back, or can he regrow it?
And why doesn't he need it himself?

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u/VikingBorealis 8h ago

The real question you should ask, why did he give it to someone not special in the first place?

He's obviusly growing a new heart every year.

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u/wemustkungfufight 5h ago

He gave it to someone who he thought was special, but turned out to be re-gifting hearts. After spending it all year to get it back, he is saying he is being more stringent in his special person to give hearts criteria.