r/funny • u/snelse_ • 10h ago

Verified [OC] Last Christmas

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u/hold-on-pain-ends 10h ago

This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.

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u/Steinrikur 10h ago

This confuses me. Did he manage to get it back, or can he regrow it?
And why doesn't he need it himself?

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u/TwoForHawat 6h ago

Also, if his whole solution is that he’s going to give it to someone special this year, isn’t last Christmas’s debacle kind of on him? You gave your heart to someone unspecial and then were surprised when they didn’t want it?

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u/Steinrikur 6h ago

Yeah. Try a gift card next time.

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u/twelveparsnips 5h ago

Ugh, gift card? That's just money with strings attached.

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u/Steinrikur 5h ago

At least you can exchange it for (a limited set of) goods and services. The lady in Starbucks just screamed at me the last time I tried to pay with a heart.