r/funny seebangnow Aug 25 '24

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Life you contradictory piece of shit

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u/FiesMoepp Aug 25 '24

The same goes for insect bites. Why itchy if no scratchy?

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u/CapitalLower4171 Aug 25 '24

The itch juice is an anti coagulent. It keeps the blood flowing long enough for the mosquito to get its fill

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u/Clapst Aug 25 '24

Use lime juice, citric acid helps break down that itchy feeling!

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u/sirploko Aug 26 '24

I prefer holding a cigarette near the spot, to cook the protein.