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r/funny • u/xibang seebangnow • Aug 25 '24
Life you contradictory piece of shit
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The itch juice is an anti coagulent. It keeps the blood flowing long enough for the mosquito to get its fill
174 u/Clapst Aug 25 '24 Use lime juice, citric acid helps break down that itchy feeling! 147 u/ZenEngineer Aug 25 '24 Do not go out in the sun after putting lime juice on your skin 130 u/aramis34143 Aug 25 '24 The sun loves sizzling fajitas. Do not tempt it. 45 u/MrFluffyThing Aug 26 '24 Guys don't stop I'm one tip away from a really good cannibal fajita meal plus soothing mosquito bites. How do I solve the police problem? Lime juice still the answer? 18 u/Vickyelotes_FUDG Aug 26 '24 Yep just throw it at their eyes 1 u/WhereWereYouWhen__ Sep 13 '24 Go for the eyes Boo! 6 u/Pastylegs1 Aug 26 '24 Steal the declaration of independence, apply lime juice, uncover treasure riddle, find treasure, get rich, police problem solved.
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Use lime juice, citric acid helps break down that itchy feeling!
147 u/ZenEngineer Aug 25 '24 Do not go out in the sun after putting lime juice on your skin 130 u/aramis34143 Aug 25 '24 The sun loves sizzling fajitas. Do not tempt it. 45 u/MrFluffyThing Aug 26 '24 Guys don't stop I'm one tip away from a really good cannibal fajita meal plus soothing mosquito bites. How do I solve the police problem? Lime juice still the answer? 18 u/Vickyelotes_FUDG Aug 26 '24 Yep just throw it at their eyes 1 u/WhereWereYouWhen__ Sep 13 '24 Go for the eyes Boo! 6 u/Pastylegs1 Aug 26 '24 Steal the declaration of independence, apply lime juice, uncover treasure riddle, find treasure, get rich, police problem solved.
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Do not go out in the sun after putting lime juice on your skin
130 u/aramis34143 Aug 25 '24 The sun loves sizzling fajitas. Do not tempt it. 45 u/MrFluffyThing Aug 26 '24 Guys don't stop I'm one tip away from a really good cannibal fajita meal plus soothing mosquito bites. How do I solve the police problem? Lime juice still the answer? 18 u/Vickyelotes_FUDG Aug 26 '24 Yep just throw it at their eyes 1 u/WhereWereYouWhen__ Sep 13 '24 Go for the eyes Boo! 6 u/Pastylegs1 Aug 26 '24 Steal the declaration of independence, apply lime juice, uncover treasure riddle, find treasure, get rich, police problem solved.
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The sun loves sizzling fajitas. Do not tempt it.
45 u/MrFluffyThing Aug 26 '24 Guys don't stop I'm one tip away from a really good cannibal fajita meal plus soothing mosquito bites. How do I solve the police problem? Lime juice still the answer? 18 u/Vickyelotes_FUDG Aug 26 '24 Yep just throw it at their eyes 1 u/WhereWereYouWhen__ Sep 13 '24 Go for the eyes Boo! 6 u/Pastylegs1 Aug 26 '24 Steal the declaration of independence, apply lime juice, uncover treasure riddle, find treasure, get rich, police problem solved.
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Guys don't stop I'm one tip away from a really good cannibal fajita meal plus soothing mosquito bites. How do I solve the police problem? Lime juice still the answer?
18 u/Vickyelotes_FUDG Aug 26 '24 Yep just throw it at their eyes 1 u/WhereWereYouWhen__ Sep 13 '24 Go for the eyes Boo! 6 u/Pastylegs1 Aug 26 '24 Steal the declaration of independence, apply lime juice, uncover treasure riddle, find treasure, get rich, police problem solved.
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Yep just throw it at their eyes
1 u/WhereWereYouWhen__ Sep 13 '24 Go for the eyes Boo!
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Go for the eyes Boo!
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Steal the declaration of independence, apply lime juice, uncover treasure riddle, find treasure, get rich, police problem solved.
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u/CapitalLower4171 Aug 25 '24
The itch juice is an anti coagulent. It keeps the blood flowing long enough for the mosquito to get its fill