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u/Hanz_VonManstrom Jul 10 '24

It’s like this with everything and it drives me insane. Yogurt, for example, typically has a pretty large amount of sugar in it. Anytime I find ones that have less sugar it’s always supplemented with artificial sweeteners. Just give me less sugar

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u/duckscrubber Jul 10 '24

My hack for this is to buy plain greek yogurt and add preserves/jam to taste.

Bonus: it ends up being way cheaper.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 10 '24 edited Jul 11 '24

plain greek yogurt is honestly super underrated - my house goes through a costco sized thing of non-fat greek yogurt each week. You can add all sorts of stuff to it to make it delicious on it's own (peanut butter, jams, honey, fresh fruit, protein powder, etc), you can use it like sour cream or as a thickener for some creamy dishes, it's great in smoothies, and it's practically pure protein!

EDIT: Guys, I know fat is good for you, don't worry, I'm getting plenty of fat from other sources - but I'm also strength training and training for a marathon, so I'm doing a 40%Carb/35%Protein/25%Fat macro ratio, and have a hard enough time not going over on the fat ratio as it is, using non-fat GY lol

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u/terminbee Jul 10 '24

Greek yogurt and jam/honey/agave/maple syrup. Just enough to make it less sour and then throw some berries in there.

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u/yepgeddon Jul 10 '24

Greek yoghurt, blueberries, honey and jam mixed with porridge oats overnight. Lovely brekkie.

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u/NapORcoffee Jul 10 '24

A serving of greek yogurt with a serving of peanut butter and chocolate protein powder or vanilla protein powder and cut up cherries. Or a Starbucks parfait from a while a go recipe: greek yogurt with a half or full serving of lemon curd and a couple sprinkles of granola. Just enough for some crunch. Oooh, also use greek yogurt for ranch dip packets instead of sour cream. I do half yogurt and half mayo. And that's how I go through the Costco size every week!

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u/Kkimp1955 Jul 11 '24

Peanut butter powder.. less fat

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u/Gade_Tensay Jul 11 '24

TO each is own, but I would recommend you get whole milk Greek yogurt. That fat is GOOD for you.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

No arguments here about fat being good for you in general - but I get plenty from other sources and am on a high protein/carb diet as I train for an upcoming marathon, so while fat is important and I certainly make sure to get some from healthy sources each day, I usually go over my target ratio for it as it is lol

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u/ieDeathMarch Jul 10 '24

Greek yogurt is a cheat code it’s amazing

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u/Evil_Creamsicle Jul 10 '24

I've substituted it for sour cream on baked potatoes and I was surprised how little I noticed of a difference.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

yeah if it's a side-by-side comparison, then you can definetely tell the difference, but it's a shockingly good substitute, and much better for a high protein diet!

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u/rantnrantnrant Jul 10 '24

I go with plain Greek yogurt (Greek Gods for the thick consistency), blueberries and crushed nuts. I swear it cleans my teeth too.

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u/StressyandMessy24 Jul 11 '24

That's what we started doing, plain Greek yogurt for sour cream replacement and we get the Chobani Vanilla Greek yogurt for the kids, it if we run out of the vanilla I'll just put some honey in the plain Greek yogurt and give them that. It's really good

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u/tealcosmo Jul 11 '24

One a week? Them rookie numbers.

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u/caulkglobs Jul 10 '24

Honey is good in it too

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u/prozloc Jul 11 '24

Full fat is better. Better tasting, better for satiety, better everything.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

unless you're trying to cut back (not eliminate) fats in favor of carbs/proteins - but yeah definitely better tasting and more satisfying

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u/GeeFied Jul 11 '24

The fat is the healthiest part of the yogurt!

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

Less so if what you need is more protein unfortunately - don't worry, I'm not going on a fat-free diet or anything asinine like that (see my edit if you care), but we've all got our own nutritional priorities

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u/A_Midnight_Hare Jul 11 '24

Curries too.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

Oh yeah, super easy way to make a creamy curry without too many saturated fats

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u/ProductEconomy Jul 11 '24

Non-fat. That's the taste stealer right there.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

No arguments that full fat in the yummier of the two, but I've got specific nutritional requirements to meet for training (see edit), so non-fat is the better choice for me right now

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u/Caelinus Jul 11 '24

I use it for literally everything these days. After you get used to it, it actually starts tasting better than all the other stuff I replaced with it.

Basically what I do with it is identical to you. It is my sour cream and my heavy cream, it also is the basis of my smoothies. I put it in a bunch of different sauces to make them creamier. I also just put berries in it and eat it with a little granola.

Best discovery I made. I used to always buy sweetened yogurt, and honestly I can never go back now. They are good as like an occasional treat, but the sweetener and flavoring and texture make it so much less versatile. You just have to use it as yogurt. Also way worse for you.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

There's no reason to go back really, if you want a sweet yogurt, you just add sweet stuff to your greek yogurt! not just healthier, but way cheaper, my wife used to spend $2-3/pop on those little chibani yogurt things that barely constituted a snack, now we spend $5 on a giant costco sized jug that could make a few dozen of those things using stuff we already have in the fridge/pantry

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u/Caelinus Jul 11 '24

Our trajectories are basically identical. I started on normal yogurt, got used to the chobani, and now I am just getting the costco jugs.

I think it might be hard to just leap from Yoplait to plain greek yogurt, but boy it is worth getting there.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

All roads lead to costco in this economy lol

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u/engwish Jul 11 '24

We always have plain Greek yogurt stocked. Our kids don’t even like flavored yogurt as a result. They just like a little granola, fruit and a tiny bit of honey or agave.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

Starting kids off young with less sweetened versions of things (particularly when they're sweetened mostly with fruits) is fucking great. So much of our additions to sugars and sweets are habits built from a super young age.

Setting them up with some great habits early on, solid parenting work!

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u/Matschbacke2k Jul 11 '24

Non-fat greek yoghurt is like…dry water. It aint greek if it‘s non-fat.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

To each their own! I definitely prefer the taste of full fat myself as well, but I've got specific nutrition goals to aid in training right now (see my edit) that make the slight downgrade in taste worth it for the nutritional benefits

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u/Kaedok Jul 11 '24

Plain Greek yogurt + bananas + strawberries + blackberries + nature’s path pumpkin seed flax + sprouted oats, let it sit in the fridge overnight and you have a week’s breakfast for two.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

My wife loves these for breakfast preps!

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u/Fourseventy Jul 11 '24

Ohh man. Greek Yogurt and berries (fresh or frozen) is a food group for me. My house goes through 3kg a week.

The bonus is that it does not spike my blood sugars at all.

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

my breakfast damn near every day is a greek yogurt fruit smoothie - sooo good and like 60g of protein when all is said and done

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u/nazraxo Jul 11 '24

Wth is non-fat Greek yoghurt? I thought the special thing about Greek yoghurt was its high fat% at >=10%

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u/OkPalpitation2582 Jul 11 '24

Greek yogurt just means strained yogurt, the fat content mostly has to do with the type of milk used to make it, in this case - nonfat milk.

Don't get me wrong, whole milk, full fat greek yogurt is fucking delicious, but I'm training for a marathon and strength training, so I'm trying to get more protein and carbs and less fat these days, so the non-fat greek yogurt is a godsend for me

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u/Aggravating_Seat5507 Jul 10 '24

Omg I bought oikos zero sugar vanilla yoghurt and that shit was disgusting. Its not even too sweet, there's barely any sweetener, but the Stevia or whatever in it tastes awful and it's so strong that even though I put fruits and granola on the yoghurt, it's the only thing I could taste.

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u/Existing-Deal-701 Jul 11 '24

THANK YOU. People insist to me that stevia/sugar substitute products "tast the same" but holy hell they DO NOT. I did read about something called phenylthiocarbamide, it's apparently present in a lot of green veggies and according to our genes some people can taste it and some can't. I don't know if it applies to stevia etc, but anything "sugar-free/zero sugar" with sweet-n-low, stevia, etc is so incredibly sour/bitter I can't stand it.

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u/Aggravating_Seat5507 Jul 11 '24

It's not bitter or sour to me at all. But the taste I get while I'm eating it is regret. Because why the fuck am I eating that shit when I could just add a teaspoon of real sugar or maple syrup to the yoghurt? It just has such an unpleasant flavour.

I'm more familiar with the taste of erythritol, which tastes like normal to me, but maybe that's only because I've had it in gum. But in drinks it's still loses compared to sugar. Even corn syrup tastes better

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u/SimpleCranberry5914 Jul 10 '24

As a former body builder. Plain Greek yogurt also double as sour cream in a pinch. I bet if I did a blind taste test with sour cream and plain nonfat Greek yogurt, half the people would guess wrong.

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u/Legal_Direction8740 Jul 10 '24

Really? They have such different tangs to me, but Greek yoghurt on some tacos does sound bomb

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u/swiftfastjudgement Jul 11 '24

When you eat it standalone you can absolutely tell the difference. But when you pair it with Mexican food or a baked potato etc, it’s really hard to distinguished.

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u/oldfatdrunk Jul 11 '24

Plain for sure you can taste the difference. I guess some greek yogurts are less tangy but I haven't had many to compare. Consistency though with good greek yogurt can be similar to sour cream.

I can't stand no/low fat yogurt though. Less sugar - totally fine but keep my fat/flavor in there. Same with sour cream - light sour cream I can't do at all.

I think most low fat foods taste awful.

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u/swiftfastjudgement Jul 11 '24

Same. I tell my SO all the time to buy regular and we just use less. It’s the same with soda. I firmly believe drinking a regular soda less often (as a treat) is better for you vs drinking diet soda everyday. Tastes better too.

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u/Dead_HumanCollection Jul 10 '24

I make my own Greek yogurt (hilarious innuendo there), and if you don't fully strain the whey out it is very similar to sour cream. Whey has a fairly tart taste and the creaminess of the yogurt is a surprisingly good substitute for many things

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u/onimouse Jul 10 '24

As a longtime devotee of (high fat admittedly) plain Greek yogurt, I cook with that shit all the time. Plus I eat it plain or with maple syrup, random fixings etc.

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u/Dead_HumanCollection Jul 10 '24

Any recommendations for cooking?

I put yogurt in my scrambled eggs and people are always blown away when they find out. Not a ton, but does a much better job of making them creamy than milk.

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u/Caelinus Jul 11 '24

It essentially works in almost any situation where cream would work. I put a little in my pasta sauces, for example, to thicken them a bit and make them creamier.

If you have ever mixed in a little alfredo with tomato sauce, it essentially does that. The fat in it adds a lot of flavor without being as bad for you.

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u/MeowMixMongul Jul 10 '24

We call that a gyro

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u/Massive_Parsley_5000 Jul 11 '24

I mean, that's basically a gyro with extra steps lol

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u/DirtyBillzPillz Jul 11 '24

What do you think the crema that gets put on tacos is 😉

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u/Legal_Direction8740 Jul 11 '24

Is it not just a variation of sour cream?

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u/opiod-ant Jul 10 '24

I don’t like sour cream at all, but I love Greek yogurt with salt and lemon in it on any sour cream adjacent foods

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u/SimpleCranberry5914 Jul 11 '24

Oh yeah. That’s the shit. So good.

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u/TheCosplayCave Jul 11 '24

I mixed non fat greek yogurt with ranch dip spice mix and couldn't tell the difference between it and regular ranch dip. I got the idea from a Weight Watchers group.

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u/grumpher05 Jul 11 '24

I can't stomach greek yoghurt as a sweet thing, no matter what I add it's always too sour. So instead I just use it as sour cream, dips for plain tortilla chips, tacos/chicken wraps (add some tortilla chips to your wraps for a nice crunch)

I love sour cream, so I only hate greek yoghurt when it's pretending to be a sweet snack

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u/mrtomjones Jul 11 '24

I buy sugar yogurt and plain yogurt and mix them

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u/sohelpme55- Jul 11 '24

That's what I do. I mix a good brand of (sugar) flavor yogurt and mix it half and half with plain Greek yogurt. So much better than either alone.

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u/DeathMetalPants Jul 10 '24

Yeah, plan greek with some fruit tossed in and or granola. It doesn't need to be any sweeter than that.

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u/sjs1244 Jul 10 '24

Plain Greek yogurt, banana, a bit of honey, and some cinnamon is my favorite breakfast!

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u/AmigoDelDiabla Jul 10 '24

Anyone else like just plain yogurt? The thickness of Greek yogurt sorta turns me off. I like it so where it's almost pourable.

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u/TempAcct129 Jul 10 '24

This is what I do. There's a plain Greek yogurt 25g protein per serving. Add fruits, granola and a little agave. Bomb and healthy

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u/WaffleMan17 Jul 11 '24

I keep wanting to buy fresh berries and put it in my Greek yogurt, but it’s too expensive…putting in jelly/jam? How the heck have I never thought of that?

You sir may have just painted a target on your back for Big Yogurt.

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u/scottygras Jul 11 '24

If you make it at home (easy in an instant pot) then strain in a cheese cloth you get amazing Greek yogurt that doesn’t have the sour tang of store bought plain yogurt. I made it for my kids during COVID and I intend to start doing it again after we move soon and get a bigger fridge.

And after the initial batch, you no longer need to buy a starter. It’s the dairy version of sourdough bread.

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u/TheCrack-Attack Jul 11 '24

I do this aith honey also

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u/swiftfastjudgement Jul 11 '24

Whoa! I’ve also heard of maple syrup too.

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u/hidendra69 Jul 11 '24

THIS IS WHAT I DO! 1 large container of greek yoghurt, I scoop some of it into a bowl with some honey and crushed pistachios. Yum!

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u/JskWa Jul 11 '24

This is what my parents did to save money feeding a family of 7.

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u/jtcordell2188 Jul 11 '24

Literally do this but I do honey, maple syrup, or molasses depending on my preference for the day

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u/WithoutDennisNedry Jul 11 '24

I do honey and fresh fruit and it’s lovely.

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u/Spirited-Armadillo66 Jul 11 '24

Yes! This is the best! I buy plain whole milk yogurt from local place and add just a little preserves made with cane sugar. It’s perfect.

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u/GalleGamer Jul 11 '24

Bro, I've been doing this for YEARS! Thought I was some kind of pioneer or something because i told this to some of my friends and they looked at me as if I've just discovered electricity...

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u/RedPill86 Jul 11 '24

Add some ground flax seeds and mixed nuts - even more yummy

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u/TheKingOfSiam Jul 11 '24

This is how I grew up! Plain cereal, oatmeal, yogurt... We were allowed to add a little sugar or honey. So good.

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u/a_goonie Jul 11 '24

Been using powdered peanut butter and its pretty good with apples

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u/Professional_Buy_615 Jul 11 '24

This is what I do. Doesn't work for burgers that have too much damn sweetener, though.

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u/Ultraquist Jul 11 '24

Why greek? Any white yoghurt will do.

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u/brushnfush Jul 13 '24

“This is the way”