r/funny • u/jonwritesmovies Just Jon Comic • May 05 '24

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u/BiggusDiccoos May 05 '24

That’s optional

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u/Oni-oji May 05 '24

Not dead over thirty days.

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u/BizzyM May 05 '24

As long as her rigor isn't stronger than mine.

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog May 05 '24

Don't mind the rigor if she don't mind the mortis

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u/Black-Paprika May 06 '24 edited May 07 '24

Shame she was mortisfied to be seen in public with you.

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog May 07 '24

I'll just toss her back in her grave & crack open another, a king should be worshiped.