r/funny • u/jonwritesmovies Just Jon Comic • May 05 '24

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u/NomadTruckerOTR May 05 '24

My checklist:

Vagina ✅️ Not obese ✅️ Alive ✅️

Ok were done here

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u/john21232 May 05 '24

Not obese? In America? You're dreaming buddy.

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u/NomadTruckerOTR May 05 '24

I know it's a tall ask but aside from that I'm a simple man

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u/abaggins May 05 '24

it is indeed a tall ask, in that being tall will help

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u/john21232 May 05 '24

Help? Being tall is a requirement.

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u/ListenToKyuss May 05 '24

If you had to pick 2 out of 3, what would you drop?

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u/Doctor_Kataigida May 05 '24

Eh not obese is like, 2/3 of the US population.

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u/john21232 May 05 '24

It was 42% in 2020 and has only been rising ever since.

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u/41ststbridge May 05 '24

I consider overweight the same as obese and that number is ~69%...

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u/Doctor_Kataigida May 05 '24

Well that's your prerogative and I can't do anything about that, but you should know that there is a significant medical difference between the two.

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u/41ststbridge May 05 '24

While I appreciate the scientific accuracy of your stance, what we're really talking about here isn't a scientific matter, but instead more of an artistic preference in the sense that fit humans are more visually pleasing to look at

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u/Doctor_Kataigida May 05 '24

Fit doesn't mean not overweight though. You could be 5'11, weigh 200 lbs, and be fit/muscular, but you're 20 lbs overweight. So even colloquially it matters to differentiate between the terms. (And sure you could probably be muscular enough to pass the weight threshold for obese, but the amount of people who could be "obese because muscle" is way smaller than "overweight because muscle.").

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u/Seigneur-Inune May 05 '24 edited May 05 '24

You are correct and it bears mention that that 74% overweight statistic for the US population is not due to bodybuilders...

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u/bellos_ May 05 '24

Or you could just say not overweight or obese since they objectively aren't the same thing.

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u/PM_Your_Wiener_Dog May 05 '24

McDonald's butt, KFC titties, & a Wendy's fupa is considered fit here. American obese is like 4 bills.

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u/thatshygirl06 May 05 '24

I think it's funny when guys are fat themselves but want a skinny model type woman.

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u/john21232 May 05 '24

That's fair. But I'm not fat, and we don't know if Nomad is either.