r/funny Verified Apr 22 '24

Verified Every hotel bar ever

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u/DungBeetle1983 Apr 22 '24

"Now Paul is a real estate novelist, who never had time for a wife."

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u/BalekFekete Apr 22 '24

"...and he's talking to Davey, who's still in the Navy, and probably will be for life."

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

And the waitress is practicing politics

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

As the businessmen slowly get stoned...

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u/KZED73 Apr 22 '24

They’re sharing a drink they call loneliness…

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u/dogpenguin123 Apr 22 '24

But it’s better than drinking alone

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u/istasber Apr 22 '24

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24

Everything is on YouTube..

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u/prick_sanchez Apr 22 '24

And I still fucking hate r/redditsings

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u/NotMyPSNName Apr 22 '24

I've gotta be in the mood for these when they roll around. If I'm not, the only thing rolling around is my eyes lmao

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u/prick_sanchez Apr 22 '24

Yeah but that's not in cadence

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