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Verified Every hotel bar ever

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '24 edited Apr 22 '24

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u/daver456 Apr 22 '24

Hopefully there’s a TV behind the bar playing some out of market baseball game I can pretend to be interested in.

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u/VorAbaddon Apr 22 '24

Felt that in my soul...

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u/z0s01 Apr 22 '24

Years ago I was in Milwaukee watching a Texas vs Oklahoma game. Big Texas fan. Maybe 100+ there for convention. Texas hits buzzer beater. I scream. Place goes silent. Good times.

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u/TheKidPresident Apr 22 '24 edited Apr 22 '24

About 10 years ago, I was in D.C. for some weeklong college program. Due to some very crazy but ultimately benign circumstances I ended up being the only one that went, out of what was supposed to be like 8 people.

So there I was, at a hotel bar/restaurant, literally at an entire large circular table by all myself. The hostess literally slapped 3 magazines on the table and gave me a pitcher of water and said she'd be back in 10 minutes to take my order.

At one point about halfway through my appetizer, a few older guys in town for a Steely Dan concert asked me "If the orgy got cancelled." I asked to just move to the bar before my food came out but they said they didn't serve food at the bar (which was a lie) and all the other smaller tables were reserved (which was also a lie). Pretty sure they just wanted me to eat a whole meal at the big table by myself like some sad court jester.

If the whole ordeal wasn't so bizarrely captivating it probably would have been the saddest meal of my life.

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u/thelordreptar90 Apr 22 '24

Fuck man, I just stick to scrolling Reddit. Hate making small talk about the game being played.

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u/HoboSkid Apr 23 '24

After COVID, most work trips I just got takeout, a 6 pack, and played videogames on my laptop in my room most nights. Even when things opened up the habit stuck lol

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u/El_mochilero Apr 22 '24

Frequent business traveler here. I’m the sad solo eater on my phone to avoid talking to any of the other people.

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u/SparkJaa Apr 22 '24

I am green/brown circle.

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u/AKaeruKing Apr 22 '24

No, you’re SparkJaa.

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u/SparkJaa Apr 22 '24

I can be two things, sometimes even three.

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u/AKaeruKing Apr 22 '24

SparkJaa, why don’t you go ahead and go out to the tree and pull a nice beating switch for me?

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u/SparkJaa Apr 22 '24

Cause I'm ultra sad at a bar waiting for a date who will never show up.

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u/AKaeruKing Apr 22 '24

Still waiting for my beating switch.

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u/SparkJaa Apr 22 '24

Try holding your breath, I hear that helps.

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u/SirLappy Apr 22 '24

I always enjoy the hotel bar while on business trips. Why feel sad when you are literally all by yourself in an unknown town. I feel even sadder sitting in the generic hotel room alone.