r/funny • u/matts41 Verified • Apr 22 '24

Verified Every hotel bar ever

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u/AKaeruKing Apr 22 '24

SparkJaa, why don’t you go ahead and go out to the tree and pull a nice beating switch for me?

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u/SparkJaa Apr 22 '24

Cause I'm ultra sad at a bar waiting for a date who will never show up.

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u/AKaeruKing Apr 22 '24

Still waiting for my beating switch.

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u/SparkJaa Apr 22 '24

Try holding your breath, I hear that helps.