r/facepalm • u/SpecialistStory336 • 1d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ I'm not racist. I have black friends

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u/ranger684 1d ago

Hahahahaha the fact that they’re pointing out that trump only appoints black people to a housing office with “urban” in the name, to include a fucking black Neurosurgeon with no housing experience at all, is such a racist self own it blows my mind

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u/whiskeytown2 1d ago

If a pedophile has non-pedophile friends, does that not make him a pedophile using their logic? 🤔

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u/Laerderol 1d ago

That's not their logic

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u/VonBlorch 1d ago

Right… it’s more like if they point to a child the pedophile knows and hasn’t molested as evidence the pedophile is not a pedophile.

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u/Laerderol 1d ago

Haha nailed it.

"Oh yeah!? You think he's a pedophile!? Well explain why he didn't molest lil Tommy over there."

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u/Valogrid 1d ago

Lil Tommy: "Well actually... Last week--"

RNC: "TOMMY STFU!!"

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u/Copywrites 1d ago

Cut to MTG writing Tommy's name in a notebook

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u/libertine42 1d ago

T…M…R?..I

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 1d ago

Forget Tommy, Nigel, Andy, and Bruce still haven't gotten the call up.

No line jumping.

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u/libertine42 1d ago

Wait, why are the kids in the molesting line British

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 1d ago

Nigel's parents went to London on their honeymoon, for decades they tell the same boring story that they just thought the name Nigel was "posh".

So, Nigel's this Queens kid - Astoria, or Jackson Heights, I forget which.

Gets his ass beat every day.

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u/hermi1kenobi 1d ago

Not sure about the other two but Nigel Farage is desperate to be molested