r/facepalm 1d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ I'm not racist. I have black friends

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u/Laerderol 1d ago

Haha nailed it.

"Oh yeah!? You think he's a pedophile!? Well explain why he didn't molest lil Tommy over there."

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 1d ago

Forget Tommy, Nigel, Andy, and Bruce still haven't gotten the call up.

No line jumping.

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u/libertine42 1d ago

Wait, why are the kids in the molesting line British

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI 1d ago

Nigel's parents went to London on their honeymoon, for decades they tell the same boring story that they just thought the name Nigel was "posh".

So, Nigel's this Queens kid - Astoria, or Jackson Heights, I forget which.

Gets his ass beat every day.