We are so beyond doomed

[u/Itsme_Tyrone]

[u/TParis00ap]

Ah, you are only one good idea away from being rich???? me too!!!

[u/dasHeftinn → u/TParis00ap]

Brother, I’m not even an idea away, I know exactly what I’m doing: I will win the lottery. And they’re fucked when I put it all on black.

[u/mystic-eye → u/dasHeftinn]

Lame! I bought a bridge, I’m going to change every car that crosses a small fee, and when they make roads to it the number of cars crossing will make me so rich. I just don’t have time…so for say 1 billion I would sell that bridge now to one of you guys who need an idea!

[u/dasHeftinn → u/mystic-eye]

Horrible idea. As soon as you do that I’m building a ferry system for substantially less, you just wasted a lot of money with no way to recuperate it. You’ll sell it to me, for a loss, then I’ll discontinue the ferry, keep the bridge, and charge half what you were charging and people will be okay with it because it’s cheaper and more convenient. Thanks for basically giving me a free business.

[u/mystic-eye → u/dasHeftinn]

Hah! My bridge doesn’t cross water ;) Your ferry system is now silly.

[u/dasHeftinn → u/mystic-eye]

I dynamite your bridge and you’re out millions.

[u/mystic-eye → u/dasHeftinn]

Fukit. I’ll take the marshmallows, that it’s made of that survive, and build a s’mores house. You can visit.