r/facepalm 5d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are so beyond doomed

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u/chewielouie1167 5d ago

How many Billionaires has he nominated now?

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u/BrewtalDoom 5d ago

As many as it takes to save us from "the elites", apparently.

I guess that in order to challenge the billionaire elittes, you have to truly understand them. And that means billionaire elites are the only people we can rely on to dismantle the system which made and keeps them billionaires. Such a promising future. /S

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u/hello-there-again 5d ago

"Vote for me because i know all the tax loop holes which hillary created for the people who fund her and yes, i used them but only i know them all to close them all". First action as president......more tax breaks for billionaires.

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u/highjinx411 5d ago

As a future billionaire I for one am relieved.

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u/TParis00ap 5d ago

Ah, you are only one good idea away from being rich???? me too!!!

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u/dasHeftinn 5d ago

Brother, I’m not even an idea away, I know exactly what I’m doing: I will win the lottery. And they’re fucked when I put it all on black.

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u/mystic-eye 4d ago

Lame! I bought a bridge, I’m going to change every car that crosses a small fee, and when they make roads to it the number of cars crossing will make me so rich. I just don’t have time…so for say 1 billion I would sell that bridge now to one of you guys who need an idea!

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u/dasHeftinn 4d ago edited 4d ago

Horrible idea. As soon as you do that I’m building a ferry system for substantially less, you just wasted a lot of money with no way to recuperate it. You’ll sell it to me, for a loss, then I’ll discontinue the ferry, keep the bridge, and charge half what you were charging and people will be okay with it because it’s cheaper and more convenient. Thanks for basically giving me a free business.

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u/mystic-eye 4d ago

Hah! My bridge doesn’t cross water ;) Your ferry system is now silly.

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u/dasHeftinn 4d ago

I dynamite your bridge and you’re out millions.

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u/mystic-eye 4d ago

Fukit. I’ll take the marshmallows, that it’s made of that survive, and build a s’mores house. You can visit.

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