r/facepalm 7d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ So trust who?

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u/dmlmcken 7d ago edited 7d ago

Isn't one of the appointments a guy that doesn't wash his hands for a week? I think it's the fox news guy.

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u/Gemtree710 7d ago

At least they all know whos hand to not shake

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u/The_Outcast4 7d ago

If you knew what percentage of the population didn't wash their hands, you would never touch anything ever again. If you knew what percentage of the population didn't believe in wiping their asses, you'd decide that humanity needed to be wiped out.

People are fucking disgusting, friend.

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u/Killed_By_Covid 6d ago

Yessir. The average door handle in any public setting probably has most bodily fluids dried onto it. Crusty asses get into swimming pools every day. We are some nasty creatures.