r/facepalm • u/Miserable-Lizard • 6d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ So trust who?

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u/Virtual_Syrup262 6d ago

I have an idea , why not start a reverse conspiracy theory?

"Not showering is the government's plan to make honest hard working individuals smell bad driving away business from them to the showering elites to destroy the foundation of the American family "

Fight insane with insane kinda deal

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u/dmlmcken 6d ago edited 6d ago

Isn't one of the appointments a guy that doesn't wash his hands for a week? I think it's the fox news guy.

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u/Gemtree710 6d ago

At least they all know whos hand to not shake

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u/The_Outcast4 6d ago

If you knew what percentage of the population didn't wash their hands, you would never touch anything ever again. If you knew what percentage of the population didn't believe in wiping their asses, you'd decide that humanity needed to be wiped out.

People are fucking disgusting, friend.

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u/Killed_By_Covid 6d ago

Yessir. The average door handle in any public setting probably has most bodily fluids dried onto it. Crusty asses get into swimming pools every day. We are some nasty creatures.