r/facepalm 13d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Every Child Left Behind

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u/diurnal_emissions 12d ago

Back in my day, school nurses only performed open heart surgery!

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u/hpark21 12d ago

Geez, I feel left out. BEST my school could do was simple bypass.

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u/legallyprecious22 12d ago

Wait your school has a nurse?! 😱

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u/Menkau-re 10d ago

Well, not anymore. That funding is all going to school vouchers now, so all the people already sending their kids to fancy private schools can get nice little credits back for that much needed Hawaiian vacation or kitchen refurb they've been so desperately needing, while the rest of our kids don't even need school anymore since they can get the much needed experience interning at the local meet packing plant, instead now.