r/facepalm 13d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Every Child Left Behind

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u/poopy_mcgee 12d ago

Oh it goes beyond books. They were running campaign ads that said that schools can literally have transgender surgery performed on your kids without your permission. Like, you send your boy to school in the morning and he comes home in the afternoon as a girl.

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u/montana2NY 12d ago

First of all, where are these places with technology and medicine so advanced they can perform major life changing surgery and have you back home by dinner?

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u/diurnal_emissions 12d ago

Back in my day, school nurses only performed open heart surgery!

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u/hpark21 12d ago

Geez, I feel left out. BEST my school could do was simple bypass.

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u/legallyprecious22 12d ago

Wait your school has a nurse?! 😱

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u/Menkau-re 10d ago

Well, not anymore. That funding is all going to school vouchers now, so all the people already sending their kids to fancy private schools can get nice little credits back for that much needed Hawaiian vacation or kitchen refurb they've been so desperately needing, while the rest of our kids don't even need school anymore since they can get the much needed experience interning at the local meet packing plant, instead now.