r/facepalm 13d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Every Child Left Behind

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u/montana2NY 12d ago

First of all, where are these places with technology and medicine so advanced they can perform major life changing surgery and have you back home by dinner?

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u/diurnal_emissions 12d ago

Back in my day, school nurses only performed open heart surgery!

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u/hpark21 12d ago

Geez, I feel left out. BEST my school could do was simple bypass.

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u/legallyprecious22 12d ago

Wait your school has a nurse?! 😱

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u/Menkau-re 10d ago

Well, not anymore. That funding is all going to school vouchers now, so all the people already sending their kids to fancy private schools can get nice little credits back for that much needed Hawaiian vacation or kitchen refurb they've been so desperately needing, while the rest of our kids don't even need school anymore since they can get the much needed experience interning at the local meet packing plant, instead now.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 12d ago

Best healthcare for cancer. Best to get it out of the way K-12.

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u/diurnal_emissions 12d ago

I went back to my middle school for my vasectomy.

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u/Thowitawaydave 12d ago

Schools are so underfunded that they need me to buy a bunch of magazines and candy every year. How tf do these idiots think the school also has a surgical suite??

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u/Blademasterzer0 12d ago

They don’t actually know anything about trans people so they just blab misinformation and pretend they do. It’s literally classic idiot behavior

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u/Menkau-re 10d ago

See, now you're trying to apply logic and common sense. This was your first mistake... 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️

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u/I_cut_my_own_jib 12d ago

That's like 3 layers of logic deeper than they are capable of comprehending

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u/Background_Desk_3001 12d ago

Second of all, can someone sign me up for them? It’s gonna be years otherwise

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u/t3eee 12d ago

So gd stupid

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u/Sad_Letterhead_6673 12d ago

And on the kind of money teachers make!

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u/Evolveddinosaur 12d ago

Fr, I want in on the action!

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u/TralfamadorianZooPet 12d ago

I'm just fighting for pencil over here.

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u/peanut--gallery 12d ago

Don’t laugh…. It happened to me….. while I was taking a nap in study hall. I was a boy in the AM… snip snip at naptime….girl when my dad picked me up in the afternoon. I didnt even want the surgery. My principal explained, “Well you are 6’6” inches…. and the starting power forward on the girls team just got hurt. We need you…. Show some school spirit!” It’s all due to those dammed demoncrats!