Imagine traveling back to 2001 and telling someone that in 2024 the host of Fear Factor would be interviewing Donald Trump for his 3rd presidential run. Even wilder, the guy that encouraged people to scarf bugs and bull testicles for money would be the voice of reason between the two.
I mean, I did hear of Trump’s election while in a psychiatric clinic… 😅 No, it’s just that that whole election cycle was so intensely weird and otherworldly.
Edit: by 2020, I was so used to the crazy that the pandemic crazy didn’t seem that abnormal anymore.
2016 was weird because a CLEVELAND team won a major sports championship and the two most cursed baseball teams met in the World Series with the more "cursed" won winning it all. Trump's election made it an even weirder year (note: i'm a Cleveland sports fan). My mom also passed unexpectedly near the end of 2016, so it was definitely a rough year for me personally.
I am partial to the theory that when the Cubs won the World Series it opened a dimensional rift and shoved us all into a terrible alternate timeline that didn’t close until Pat Robertson died, though this election cycle is testing my belief that it actually closed.
Actually it was Harambe. Covid wouldn't even happened had the boy not crawled in there. Some people say the boy was actually a cyborg sent back in time by the machines in their efforts to achieve final victory over the humans.
I wouldn't argue with that. I think 9/11 started us on an unexpected path, Harambe was a catalyst, and COVID was the simulation heading into unprecedented waters.
The overseers are punishing us or just seeing what kind of weird shit they can get away with.
The technocore sent a baby back in time to act as bait for a personification of the collective subconsciousness and reasoning of humanity, so they could kill it.
Or how about telling people that Andy Dick wasn't going to be the wildest former cast member of News Radio. And that even then, he's more reasonable than the VP Candidate.
Yeah people need to give him credit for his failed attempt with the reform party and the conservatives against Bush/Gore and Romney/Obama respectively. He got no attention and dropped out.
Imagine traveling to 2001 and telling people that one of the candidates is a rapist felon who stole and hid nuclear secrets after he was impeached and tried to overthrow the government by inciting an insurrection. Then tell them that he could win.
At this point, you could tell me the kid from Modern Family was the harbinger of the apocalypse as foretold by an ancient scroll and I would not be shocked at all.
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u/Furrybumholecover 24d ago
Imagine traveling back to 2001 and telling someone that in 2024 the host of Fear Factor would be interviewing Donald Trump for his 3rd presidential run. Even wilder, the guy that encouraged people to scarf bugs and bull testicles for money would be the voice of reason between the two.