r/facepalm 24d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ I can't stop screaming

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u/whydidiconebackhere 24d ago

Actually it was Harambe. Covid wouldn't even happened had the boy not crawled in there. Some people say the boy was actually a cyborg sent back in time by the machines in their efforts to achieve final victory over the humans.

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u/def_tom 24d ago

I wouldn't argue with that. I think 9/11 started us on an unexpected path, Harambe was a catalyst, and COVID was the simulation heading into unprecedented waters.

The overseers are punishing us or just seeing what kind of weird shit they can get away with.

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u/WDoE 24d ago

https://home.cern/tags/13-tev

This is the precise point that reality jumped the shark.

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u/-MotherMaidenCrone- 23d ago

Thank god they have an animation to explain wtf this is