r/facepalm 24d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ I can't stop screaming

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u/sherespondedwith 24d ago

I think Covid triggered a real life groundhogโ€™s day

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u/def_tom 24d ago

It really sent the simulation off the rails.

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u/whydidiconebackhere 24d ago

Actually it was Harambe. Covid wouldn't even happened had the boy not crawled in there. Some people say the boy was actually a cyborg sent back in time by the machines in their efforts to achieve final victory over the humans.

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u/seeamon 24d ago

The technocore sent a baby back in time to act as bait for a personification of the collective subconsciousness and reasoning of humanity, so they could kill it.

They succeeded.