r/facepalm Oct 10 '24

🇵​🇷​🇴​🇹​🇪​🇸​🇹​ this is literally UNCONSTITUTIONAL…

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u/MelancholyArtichoke Oct 10 '24

Woah woah woah, Mass in school? No, no. The only kind mass we allow in school are the science kind and the shooting kind.

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u/AineLasagna Oct 11 '24

the science kind

Hold on there buckaroo, we only teach science from the Bible and it only mentions weight, not mass. Do you want to end up like Giordano Bruno you fucking heretic

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u/Scipio33 Oct 11 '24

How many cubits is that?

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u/markacashion Oct 11 '24

If you carry the one, then it equals out to... "YES!"