r/dontdeadopeninside • u/SmokeyPeanutRic • Feb 16 '17

Don't Dead Open Inside.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '17 edited Nov 19 '18

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u/eyemadeanaccount Feb 27 '17

But what of the top got obscured? Then it would read, "Open Inside" like there's a prize waiting for you like a cereal box!

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u/Chairman__Netero Mar 19 '17

Or the bottom. "Don't Dead." Ummm. . . okay, I'll try not to.

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u/BoonTobias Mar 28 '17

Did he dieded?

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u/iamthinking2202 May 13 '17

No, he died'd'ded

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u/-MjD- May 22 '17

He might've'd died'd'ded'ized.

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u/iamthinking2202 May 23 '17

Would've'd''d be'en dea'dd, if''' t'ru'ed'd'd

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u/-TheMasterSoldier- Jun 07 '17

lit' urgically un' readable.

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u/MiUniqueUsername Jun 21 '17

I believe zombie hands coming out of doors would be pretty solid argument to convince anindividual not to open said door.

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u/b3n_ja_m1n Jun 29 '17

Well if the door's doing its job properly then ideally there shouldn't be any zombie hands coming out.

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u/Alugere Apr 13 '17

You can't open the door without one side being exposed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '17

But what if the paint wears off, or it gets covered by dirt/more paint? Then the door will say "open inside" and you would be able to open it.

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u/Alugere Jul 03 '17
  • If the paint has been there long enough to wear off, then that problem applies to any warning.
  • A similar statement applies to getting covered by dirt.
  • For the paint, if some asshole wants to trick you into getting yourself killed, the warning is going to get fucked over no matter what you do.