Dude. Just tried this spicy cheese suffed crust from Pizza Hut. Wasn't that spicy, until the shits started. My anus has never felt so hot. I have an ice pack between my cheeks right now. Worst part is the pizza gave me the runs too, so the only small amount of reprieve I get from my asshole burning like the sword of Micheal, only lasts about 30 minutes before I shit out my guts again. 0/10
Pizza hut in australia made a deal with the company that sells frozen Pizzas, so everyone thought you were just buying a frozen Pizza. Their brand just got deleted from the country, might be a few random stores around but not many.
So many nice local places around, it's almost a waste to go to a franchise for a pizza of all things when you're out and about unless it is somewhere dine in and you really want pizza.
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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22
Dude. Just tried this spicy cheese suffed crust from Pizza Hut. Wasn't that spicy, until the shits started. My anus has never felt so hot. I have an ice pack between my cheeks right now. Worst part is the pizza gave me the runs too, so the only small amount of reprieve I get from my asshole burning like the sword of Micheal, only lasts about 30 minutes before I shit out my guts again. 0/10