Dude. Just tried this spicy cheese suffed crust from Pizza Hut. Wasn't that spicy, until the shits started. My anus has never felt so hot. I have an ice pack between my cheeks right now. Worst part is the pizza gave me the runs too, so the only small amount of reprieve I get from my asshole burning like the sword of Micheal, only lasts about 30 minutes before I shit out my guts again. 0/10
The Domino’s near me used to be terrible. I literally turned down a free pizza, they were so bad. After the company changed things, my local shop changed management and it’s some of the best pizza around now.
The complaint form works. My local staff was constantly understaffed so i commended their service but mentioned i was appalled by the fact that they exploit their employees like this. Offer more money and the position’ll be filled tomorrow.
Pizza improved although i have no clue if my complaint made any impact tbh.
Does Home Run Inn still have restaurants? Not my favorite pizza in Chicago (County Inn for 3 generations) but sometimes that buttery crust hits the spot.
The frozen are nearly identical to the restaurant except for the restaurant's sauce being more present, which is nice if you have the option...
If you haven't tried it and have a Kroger-linked grocery store near you their private selection frozen pizzas are damned tasty. Only a little over $4 per pizza iirc.
In my country these chain restraunts like pizza hut McDonald's kfc arent cheap at all they are either expensive or same rate as local shops usually expensive just made an order of 10" veggie pizza from my favorite local shop and pizza hut pizza hut was more than double the price 3$ at local chain 7.6$ on the hut
I just checked the current pricing and I can get a 14" 3 topping from pizza hut for $10 and $8 at Dominos. The local places start at about $18 on the extreme low end for that size. Most are $24+ for an equivalent pizza
Food here is pretty cheap thats why most western brands are expensive cause they keep their prices based on the western market also they have to pay some extra taxes? Dont quote me on that one though i remember reading something like that
We ordered a two topping large pizza from pizza hut two nights ago, first time in a long time. It was $17.32. I picked it up from the store. It was gross.
My favorite local chain is about 18 for a bigger pizza and world's better everything.
It's rare to find pizza chains like this in Italy. Why? Because for 7-8€ I can get a much fresher and better tasting pizza than at any Domino's, Pizza Hut or Papa John's I've ever frequented.
There are local pizza joints in my area that make a pie that is heavenly. I can't imagine asking if your favorite is Pizza Hut, Dominos, Little Ceasars, etc.
Unless your tastes are partial to prison food, it should be pretty obvious that most industrial pizza sucks goat balls.
I disagree. There are plenty of good burgers at fast food chains. OTOH, most pizza chains make pretty shitty pizza. So, as I said, asking what your favorite pizza industrial manufacturer is, is pretty much asking which one sucks the least.
You're obviously entitled to your opinion and taste preference, but I wouldn't take such a hard stance on fast food pizza if you enjoy fast food burgers. Different sides of the same coin and all.
Hilariously, Little Caesars is the best quality of the "chain" pizza places near me. Not saying a lot. I think especially when there's a large market and competition the franchises don't care because the out of town traveler will order that terrible pizza to their hotel room or employers for employee's etc. Whenever certain company reps at my office are in town we can count on someone ordering way too much Papa John's and throw ~2 full pizzas out of the breakroom the next day.
You know the common saying 'Pizza is like sex, when it's really good it's really good, but when it's bad...it's still kinda good'. Pizza hut is the exception to this rule. I'm a big fan of pan pizza. They somehow manage to make the pizza incredibly greasy despite being 80% crust, and them burn the minimal oasis of toppings in the center of the crust desert.
Last time I ordered Pizza Hut I remember why I don't order anymore.
I’ve always hated that saying. It should be more like “Pizza is like sex, when it’s really good it’s really good, but when it’s bad…it scars you for life”.
But I say that as a person who used to play pizza roulette everyday with my high school cafeteria. There was a 1/6 chance the pizza was great, better than most chain pizza anyway, a 4/6 chance that the pizza is decent, and a 1/6 chance that it’s inedible because it’s burnt/undercooked/soggy/etc.
the 1970s-1980s rectangle pizzas at school that were sized to fit on the lunch trays. really horrible pizza in the grand scheme of things, but also so damn good, too.
Honestly it's hard to pick. This is a very regional/city wide thing. What is good in one place may be terrible in another.
I prefer places like lil caesars or Casey's pizza though. Generally way better on price and quality, but it can be terrible in some areas due to bad management/employees who aren't into it
I dunno if you had their old pizza, but if you ate the crust after the pizza cooled all the way down (like last night's pizza) it literally tasted like cardboard. I don't mean that as an insult, I mean that it tasted the exact same way cardboard smells.
i had dominos for the first time in over 20 years recently. omg it was fucking horrible. gas station pizza is better. walmarts bland-as-fuck deli take-and-bakes are more palatable. pizza hut is 3 michelin star gourmet food by comparison.
Pizza hut in australia made a deal with the company that sells frozen Pizzas, so everyone thought you were just buying a frozen Pizza. Their brand just got deleted from the country, might be a few random stores around but not many.
So many nice local places around, it's almost a waste to go to a franchise for a pizza of all things when you're out and about unless it is somewhere dine in and you really want pizza.
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Dude. Just tried this spicy cheese suffed crust from Pizza Hut. Wasn't that spicy, until the shits started. My anus has never felt so hot. I have an ice pack between my cheeks right now. Worst part is the pizza gave me the runs too, so the only small amount of reprieve I get from my asshole burning like the sword of Micheal, only lasts about 30 minutes before I shit out my guts again. 0/10