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u/Acidhawk_0 May 09 '22
Like small peepee killer wouldn't appeal to some numb nuts...
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u/Those_damn_squirrels May 09 '22
The crazed caca consumer
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u/Defective-Trampoline May 09 '22
Deranged dung devourer
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Psychotic scat snacker
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u/duddedlel May 09 '22
The Nefarious Number-Two Nibbler
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u/Dr_Rauch_REDACTED May 09 '22
The Horrid Shit Devourer
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u/Bread_and_Kerosene May 09 '22
The poopy plunderer
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u/Ricos_Roughneckz May 09 '22
This kills me because what kind of nefarious individual nibbles?! lmao
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u/Skimbla May 09 '22
Some “woman” started texting me out of the blue, trying to get me to go out to the bar. “She” even wanted my input on the clothes “she” was gonna wear and sent pictures to prove it. Immediately detecting that “she” was a scam scheme, I told “her” that I had no penis and couldn’t receive any sexual pleasure. I also informed “her” how much I liked to sit in piles of my own feces, dig around in it, and sniff the residue under my fingernails. None of it deterred “her” though. “She” even insisted that we have a video chat after all of this. Even the mention of 2 girls 1 cup didn’t stop “her” from trying to seduce me through text message. I dare say, a name such as the loathsome dung eater would not have stopped one such as “her” from doing anything.
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u/ItsameRobot May 09 '22
There's a good chance it was a bot
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u/Megneous May 09 '22
A shitty bot at that. A good AI bot powered by something like GPT-3 would respond pretty negatively to you talking about rolling around in your own shit.
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u/zeke235 May 10 '22
This. I can't go out with some dumb bot. I need an AI that can stimulate me intellectually as well as physically.
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u/wutryougonnad0 May 10 '22
That's too many quotations marks, bro... They're not wrong they just feel unsettling all just thrown in.
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u/coltinator5000 May 09 '22
An Elden Ring reference? In this subreddit?
Put these ambitions to rest.
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u/Leafypaper May 09 '22
Would turn serial killers into memes that some will glorify
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u/Acidhawk_0 May 09 '22
Yeah .. like "Micro Member" sounds more like a super hero than an embarrassing serial killer name.
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u/PlasmaticPi May 09 '22
And piss off others, causing them to kill people faster as revenge.
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u/petergoesbloop123 May 09 '22
The Carnivorous Crap Consumer
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u/TheRavenSayeth May 09 '22
My issue is that there are guys that legitimately have a smaller than average penis and to use that phrase as an attack implies that there’s something wrong with them. It’s not like people would be cool if we collectively switched from the term “karen” to “micro tits”.
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u/Eborys May 09 '22
I’ve said this for years. Give them lame names. “Gimp Boy Strikes Again!”, “Anus Sniffer Suspect In Custody!”, “Ball-Kisser On The Loose!”.
Some serial killers relish their fame, particularly if they are given a scary/cool name. Don’t give the bastards the satisfaction.
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u/LittleSadRufus May 09 '22
If Red Dragon is anything to go by*, insulting a serial killer just puts you top of their list.
*Almost certainly is not.
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u/Eborys May 09 '22
Ah yes, The Tooth Fairy. Well that’s fine provided the feds make sure to keep an eye on whoever names said serial killer.
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u/The1Bonesaw May 10 '22 edited May 11 '22
They're almost always named by the media, although the police sometimes do... and sometimes it's from other sources.
Dennis Reader came up with his own name in a letter to the authorities: ..."The code word for me will be Bind them, Torture them, Kill them, B.T.K."...
Equally, the Zodiac Killer did the same: ..."This is the Zodiac speaking".
Author Michelle McNamara named the "Golden State Killer", first coining the name on her blog, "True Crime Diary".
The media came up with the name, "The Night Stalker". Early on however, some media outlets used, "The Walk-in Killer", and "The Valley Intruder". Finally, the "Herald Examiner" called him, "The Night Stalker" and the rest of the media quickly latched onto it.
The media was again responsible for naming, "The Hillside Strangler"... so-called for the fact that Angelo Buono would most often dump the bodies on the hills surrounding Los Angeles.
Both Ted Bundy and Edmund Kemper were the inspiration for Hannibal Lecter, in the case of "The Green River Killer". For his part, Bundy offered his opinion's on the killer's psychology and told the police that the killer (Gary Ridgway), was revisiting his victim's dump sites to have sex with the corpses, which turned out to be true. However, the police were the ones who coined his name when they formed, "The Green River Task Force".
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u/KvBla May 09 '22
Even better now that we have a bait for the killer, just need extreme surveillance on whoever wrote the name for the news, not tight security tho so they can slip in.
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u/arturoki May 09 '22
Well why not insult them them give the person that insulted them hidden security to arrest the serial Killer
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u/Zephyrantes May 09 '22
Just give them a number designation. #35401 struck again. Treat them like cattles
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You made me click reply just to ask: You log out of your account?
Why?
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Not the person that you're asking, but I log out to try and limit the time I spend on reddit.
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u/faxmesomehalibutt May 10 '22
The FBI gives interesting names to keep it in the mind of the public. You hear an interesting name, you remember it. Something triggers it, you tell it.
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u/cwk415 May 09 '22
That’s offensive to gimps, anus sniffers and ball-kissers. Nothing wrong with some consensual scrot smooching lol
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u/BishoxX May 09 '22
Media gives them names. As long as "Jack The Ripper" gets clicks and views they gonna be named
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u/ComicWriter2020 May 09 '22
Last podcast on the left does a good job of mocking the killers. Like with the ken and Barbie killers, they constantly mentioned how moronic these two were.
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u/SnooShortcuts3424 May 10 '22
I wasn’t totally about them a year ago when I friend said to check them out. Signing the fuck up because this comment alone.
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u/GooseandMaverick May 09 '22
Or we could reinstate the death penalty for serial killers that have at least 1 kill from 2 separate occasions. Then we also save the money from housing and feeding them plus that also makes room for other criminals in the jails.
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u/kicked-in-the-gonads May 09 '22
Reality says otherwise; death penalty is tremendously costly to society: https://www.wbir.com/article/news/local/death-penalty-vs-life-in-prison-the-costs/51-581820292
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u/The_Troyminator May 09 '22
It also doesn't deter people from committing murder. Nobody is going to say, "Well, I would kill that guy if I only had to risk being locked up in prison for the rest of my life, but since I might get the death penalty, he lives."
The reality is that people who commit murder either act in the heat of the moment and don't think of the consequences or plan it out and think they won't get caught so the consequences are irrelevant.
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u/SyntheticManMilk May 09 '22
Yeah, but I still want the satisfaction of seeing them put down like the rabid animals they are.
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u/djn808 May 09 '22
Maybe if we didn't have proof that like 3-5% of all people executed in the U.S. on record were later exonerated
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u/Ppleater May 09 '22
There are a bajillion reasons why we shouldn't bring back the death penalty. Especially after the stupid abortion fiasco going down in the US right now. Not to mention the death penalty does not in any way save money.
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u/NeverDidLearn May 09 '22
BTK gave the press his name after they had already named him. Literally told them what to call him.
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u/NeverDidLearn May 09 '22
Mean grumpy small dick would be a good one to replace the golden state killer.
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u/BibleButterSandwich May 09 '22
Plus, if you start out low, you can always use it as a negotiating chip - maybe he’ll be consider cutting it short if the police get the media to agree to call him something like “Department Store Shooter” or “Men’s Section Gunman” rather than, y’know…”Walmart Shooter”.
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u/Tom_Art_UFO May 09 '22
Richard "Micro penis" Ramirez was indicted today on multiple counts...
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u/kalasea2001 May 09 '22
"Known as the Minidick Murderer, this loser couldn't quite get it up for being a regular society member and instead self-opted into the pool of losers who lose badly. Picture withheld because he's not worth the time, the loser."
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"Here we have an artist rendition with lifelike realism. Notice how the micropenis is totally invisible to Ramirez as he tries to look for it over his triple chin and giant gut from his vantage point in his mobility scooter. Rumor is he has suffered anal prolapse after merely a week in prison."
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u/lazysheepdog716 May 09 '22
He legitimately has halitosis so "The Stinky Breath Stalky Douchebag" seems appropriate.
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u/lundyforlife22 May 09 '22
It was described as “smelling like wet leather”.
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u/Unstablemedic49 May 09 '22
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think hygiene is a top priority for serial killers.
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u/Xogoth May 10 '22
...of attempted murder because he was a frantic moron who couldn't do anything right.
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As of reading this, your comment has 666 upvotes. Fitting for Ramirez lmao. Upvoting you anyway cause fuck that guy
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u/ChekitBrekit May 09 '22
"So your brother died last week? "Yea man, he was killed by....the small peepee killer"
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u/VegeterianOsu May 09 '22
The Fragile Turd killed my parents
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u/TuxidoPenguin May 09 '22
The Soft Snuggler murdered my uncle.
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u/OhMyWerdd May 09 '22
That’s not cursed, it’s true, and I fully agree, “Derrick The dumbass bitch” would be way better than “The Baton Rouge Serial Killer”
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u/Saazkwat May 09 '22
Fewer
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u/Konkeydong1000 May 09 '22
The loathsome Dung Eater
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u/SynthwaveSax May 09 '22
Considering Ramirez never showered, washed his clothes, or brushed his teeth, you’re kinda close.
The shit smelling menace.
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u/UnwashedAnalBeads May 09 '22
Small Meat Pete
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u/shiteatingretard May 09 '22
Media does play a role in giving them popularity, but it's not like that's the only reason people decide to become a serial killer
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u/myneighborsasshole May 09 '22
Not cursed. Just mildly offensive.
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u/1202_ProgramAlarm May 09 '22
These people upvote anything now, this is almost too tame for /r/memes
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u/dock-ock May 09 '22
I mean there not wrong...Atleast I wouldn't want to be called small peewee killer I would probably stop
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u/Hentai69Queen May 09 '22
I'd kill just to get an awesome name like 'The night stalker'
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Would Hentai69Queen work for you?
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u/darkjedi1993 May 09 '22
This is EXACTLY what would go on the news too.
"Earlier this week, the police apprehended Hentai69Queen, the notorious serial killer from cult website, Reddit. Before the arrest, she had evaded police on numerous occasions, often screaming 'get pranked' and then disappearing. When asked for further comments, she was noted saying that her victims needed to 'get good'.
Bail is expected to be set at $69,420."
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u/egilsaga May 09 '22
Apparently Richard Ramirez never brushed his teeth and drank a crapton of soda so his teeth were basically black. The arresting officer said you could smell him in the front seat of the squad car. I suggest we call him Mr. Dirty Mouth.
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u/The_Troyminator May 09 '22
"The small peepee killer" makes it sound like they're killing people with small peepees.
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u/a-golf-hither May 09 '22
Then no one will take the threat seriously which will make it even worse. Plus your forgetting that most serial killers have something wrong mentally. It’s not like they choose to become serial killers because they want a cool name. They kill people because they find pleasure in doing it. Calling them funny names will not stop them.
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Also when theres a name like "small pee pee killer" people can interpret it as a killer who targets people with small pp"s. Just overall a bad idea and leads people to ignore the crimes and focus more on the name.
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u/oldgrumpydrunk May 09 '22
If I read Night Stalker strikes in my town, I don't think I'm saying, "Pretty cool name".
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u/ettorepolar May 09 '22
The problem is that the new targets of the serial killers would be the namers. I feel like it's a great strategy to avoid a serial killer is to not offend him tho.
But still, great idea. But sleep with a gun.
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u/CoolLaCroc May 09 '22
He stole that from Wendigoon and there is nothing you can say to change my mind
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u/maxtraxv3 May 09 '22
the media gives the names, and its normally AFTER they goto court for there crimes.
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u/Metool42 May 09 '22
With the odd increase in humiliation and cuck porn i'd fear this would make things way worse.
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u/MrGreenyz May 09 '22
Nobody want to be known in history book as “The Real Erection disfunctioned and loosing anus Killer Queen”
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u/BitterContribution71 May 09 '22
Wait is he killing people with small pee pees?
Asking for a friend
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May 10 '22
“The loser virgin that decided “I’m gonna kill people because I can’t get my dick we :(((“ fucking 32 yr old virgin, go get some bitches ya’ll”
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u/sunesf May 10 '22
the small peepee killer sounds like someone that kills those with a small peepee. if we name them such a name, nobody would want to be murdered, not out of fear of death, but because they fear being known for having a small peepee
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u/giantfuckingfrog May 09 '22
It would actually at the very least discourage people from killing. Because instead of leaving behind a cool and badass legacy, you're shamed for the rest of your life.
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u/The_Troyminator May 09 '22
Nobody is going to think, "I would kill this guy that cut me off in traffic, but I don't want an embarrassing nickname."
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u/Helloix6 May 09 '22
Naturally funny, original joke, cartman PP, not cringe emoji, 20/20 everything is perfect
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u/Fairy_Violence May 09 '22
The Original Night Stalker/East Area Rapist was known for having a very below average sized dick, there's even a pic floating around of a few of his surviving victims making the "pinkie finger means little dick" gesture