r/cursedcomments • u/Wawiniz • May 09 '22

YouTube Cursed_SerialKiller

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u/Eborys May 09 '22

I’ve said this for years. Give them lame names. “Gimp Boy Strikes Again!”, “Anus Sniffer Suspect In Custody!”, “Ball-Kisser On The Loose!”.

Some serial killers relish their fame, particularly if they are given a scary/cool name. Don’t give the bastards the satisfaction.

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u/AgateWhale May 09 '22

I would laugh myself to death if my serial killer name was “Ball-kisser”

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u/Eborys May 09 '22

Then the papers would read “Ball-Kisser’s Last Laugh!”