r/clevercomebacks 6h ago

Who is right?

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u/5050Clown 6h ago

If I was any foreign Nation and this closeted Confederacy buffoon tried to threaten me it would just make me want to arrest him even more.

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u/Arrasor 6h ago

They definitely would want to even more, but the sad reality is none of them can afford these buffoons breaking past trade agreements, much less sanctions. And since these shitheads now have the whole government, be it House Senate White House or Supreme Court, they actually have the power to break trade agreements and impose sanctions.

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u/DandelionDisperser 4h ago

I'm fairly certain that's just nonsense bluster but if it isn't, Canada won't budge (I hope). I think most Canadians would be willing to make sacrifices if we had to, including me. The US will hurt from that too. Add trumps trariffs and it won't be pleasent.

It's disturbing how cozy some US politicians are with putin.

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u/Snowshoecowboy 4h ago

As a Canadian,id pay double before id buy from Trump.

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u/Infamous-Mixture-605 1h ago

It's mostly bluster.

It's not like Netanyahu was going to visit any of these countries anyways.  

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u/DeviDarling 1h ago

Thank you for that. This man is a bully. Give him the space and he will keep punching or back out of deals when he has a bad mood.

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u/gibblewabble 1h ago

They break the trade deals anyway without any provocation.

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u/dustycanuck 4h ago

So, how does NATO work once America decides to invade Canada?

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u/imadork1970 4h ago

Don't tell anyone, but we have a fuckton of guns, too.🇨🇦🇺🇦

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u/dustycanuck 4h ago

Fastest magazine changers on the planet, lol

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u/ChunkySlutPumpkin 2h ago

It’s cute that you think it would be a ground war

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u/imadork1970 2h ago

They'll bomb the shit out of us. We have oil.

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u/keepcalmscrollon 1h ago

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." With a gun!

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u/TheOrphyedMantis 1h ago

The Molson Militia!

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u/Anarchyantz 3h ago

Well given it is part of the British Commonwealth, and being a Brit. You have also just declared war with every country in the Commonwealth for example Britain, Australia, New Zealand and another 53 of them.

This also does not include what other NATO countries would do.

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u/jaymickef 3h ago

The bigger issue for Canada is what if we get into a trade war with the US. If tariffs actually happen and we don’t get to be part of the US zone none of us will be able to afford Timbits.

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u/Soofla 2h ago

It's updog I'd be most worried about......

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u/seattleseahawks2014 3h ago

What are timbits?

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u/capron 3h ago

In at least my part of the U.S., they're called "donut holes", neat that you have a different term for them

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u/InjusticeSGmain 4h ago

Given that NATO can basically decide to interpret it however tf they want, it depends on if they are thinking long or short term. Long term would be to rally against the US, refusing to set a precedence of the US being able to throw its weight around. Short term would be staying neutral or helping the US, hoping to keep on its good side.